60 Funny Candy Jokes
Here are 60 Funny Candy Jokes and the Best Candy Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Candy Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Candy and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Candy Jokes
Here is the collection of 60 Candy jokes.
1. Why did the candy go to school? To get smarter cycles!
2. What did one candy say to another candy? “Sweets for the sweet!”
3. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a “smartie”!
4. What’s a vampire’s favorite candy? Suckers!
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
6. What kind of candy do cows like? Moo-lahs!
7. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like candy in a piñata!
8. Why did the candy go to therapy? It had too many emotional issues!
9. How does a snowman get around? By riding a candy cane!
10. Why did the candy bar go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a bit nutty!
11. What’s a skeleton’s favorite candy? Bone-bons!
12. How does a candy bar get its hair done? With chocolate mousse!
13. Why was the candy corn sad? Because it couldn’t find its other half!
14. What did the candy say when it got a promotion? “I’m on a roll now!”
15. How do you fix a broken candy cane? With candy glue!
16. Why did the smartphone go to the candy store? To get a sweet upgrade!
17. What’s a pirate’s favorite candy? Arrr-orange slices!
18. Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
19. What’s a candy’s favorite game? Hide and sweet-seek!
20. How do you organize a space party? You planet with a milky way and some starbursts!
21. What did the candy do when it got too cold? It went to the chili factory to warm up!
22. Why did the candy go to school early? To become a smartie!
23. What’s a monster’s favorite candy? I-scream!
24. Why did the candy call the police? It got mugged!
25. What’s a balloon’s favorite candy? Lifesavers!
26. How do you make a candy laugh? Tickles its funny bone!
27. Why did the gingerbread cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
28. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
29. Why did the candy get a ticket? It was caught speeding through the chocolate factory!
30. What’s a mummy’s favorite candy? Ghoul-ethy gum!
31. Why did the candy bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
32. What’s a candy’s favorite movie? Lord of the Peeps!
33. Why did the candy put on sunscreen? To avoid getting sun-choco-late!
34. What do you call a candy that can sing? A jolly rancher!
35. Why did the candy go to school? It wanted to be a smartie!
36. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room!
37. What’s a candy’s favorite board game? Candyland, of course!
38. Why did the candy go to the doctor? It was feeling a little low on sugar!
39. What’s a zombie’s favorite candy? Gobstoppers!
40. Why did the candy break up with the soda? It found out it was too fizzy!
41. What do you get when you cross a candy and a snowman? Frostbite!
42. Why was the candy so good at telling jokes? It had a sweet sense of humor!
43. What’s a tree’s favorite candy? Root beer floats!
44. Why did the candy go to school early? To get a sweet education!
45. What’s a vampire’s favorite candy? Chews-day bars!
46. Why did the candy go to the doctor? It was feeling a little sickly sweet!
47. What’s a candy’s favorite music genre? Pop!
48. Why did the candy get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field of treats!
49. What’s a candy’s favorite sport? Marshmallow wrestling!
50. Why did the candy call 911? It was stuck in a sticky situation!
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51. What did the candy say to the wrapper? “I’m stuck on you!”
52. Why did the candy go to therapy? It had too many emotional wrappers!
53. What do you call a candy that becomes a detective? A candy-sleuth!
54. Why was Candy so good at basketball? It knew how to make sweet shots!
55. What’s a candy’s favorite subject in school? Chemistry, of course!
56. Why did the candy go to the dentist? It needed a little floss intervention!
57. What’s a candy’s favorite flower? Lolli-pops!
58. Why did the candy go to the gym? It wanted to get a bit more “in shape”!
59. What did the candy say to the chocolate bar? “You’re sweet, but I’m the life of the party!”
60. Why did the candy go to the beach? To get a little sugar and sand therapy!
Final Thoughts about Candy Jokes
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