Friend Jokes

60 Funny Friend Jokes

ByJim John

Here are 60 Funny Friend Jokes and the Best Friend Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Friend Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Friends and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

Friend Jokes

Here are 60 jokes about Friends:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like my friend!

2. My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a construction joke. I’m still waiting for the punchline.

3. Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many unresolved issues, just like my friend!

4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space, like my friend when we hang out.

5. I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired, just like my friend after a long day.

7. My friend is so good at sleeping, he can do it with his eyes closed.

8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my friend when telling stories.

9. Parallel lines have so much in common; it’s a shame they’ll never meet – just like me and my friend with our busy schedules.

10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, just like my friend when they see food.

11. My friend is like a fine wine – they’re getting older and more expensive.

12. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts – just like my friend during scary movies.

13. My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

14. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, just like my friend during exam week.

15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one, just like my friend always overpacking.

16. My friend’s dog is a great singer. He’s a real howl-day entertainer.

17. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field of corn, just like my encouraging friend.

18. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut’s escape plan? He decided to take up yoga for a little more “space.”

19. I told my friend a joke about construction, but it went over his head – just like most of our conversations.

20. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my friend’s excuses.

Friend Jokes

21. My friend told me he’s making a bike out of spaghetti. I think he’s pasta point of no return.

22. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left.

23. My friend can’t find his electric razor. He’s having a hairy situation.

24. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.

25. My friend is so lazy, he thinks a two-story house is a duplex.

26. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired, just like my friend after a long day.

27. My friend tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

28. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like my friend.

29. My friend got hit in the head with a soda can, but he’s okay – it was a soft drink.

30. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my friend’s stories.

31. My friend’s car got stolen with his wallet inside. Now the thief is driving him crazy.

32. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts, just like my friend at the haunted house.

33. My friend is like a squirrel – always looking for nuts.

34. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one, just like my friend overpacking for vacations.

35. My friend told me he’s reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

36. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, just like my friend’s reaction to food.

37. My friend got a job at the bakery because he kneaded dough.

38. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like my friend during exams.

39. My friend’s dog is a great musician. He’s a real howl-day entertainer.

40. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left.

Friend Jokes

41. My friend can’t find his electric razor. He’s having a hairy situation.

42. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.

43. My friend is so lazy, he thinks a two-story house is a duplex.

44. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired, just like my friend after a long day.

45. My friend tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

46. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like my friend.

47. My friend got hit in the head with a soda can, but he’s okay – it was a soft drink.

48. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my friend’s stories.

49. My friend’s car got stolen with his wallet inside. Now the thief is driving him crazy.

50. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts, just like my friend at the haunted house.

Best Friend jokes

Here are some Best Friend Jokes.

51. My friend is like a squirrel – always looking for nuts.

52. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one, just like my friend overpacking for vacations.

53. My friend told me he’s reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

54. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, just like my friend’s reaction to food.

55. My friend got a job at the bakery because he kneaded dough.

Friend Jokes

56. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like my friend during exams.

57. My friend’s dog is a great musician. He’s a real howl-day entertainer.

58. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left.

59. My friend can’t find his electric razor. He’s having a hairy situation.

60. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.

Final Thoughts about Friend Jokes

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