100 Funny Gardening Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Gardening Jokes and the Best Gardening Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Gardening Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Gardening and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Gardening Jokes
Here is the collection of 100 Gardening jokes.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a bee that visits the vegetable garden? A “vegetabuzz”!
3. Why did the gardener go to therapy? Because he had too many “issues” with his plants!
4. How does a gardener stay cool in the summer? By sitting in the shade of his plants!
5. What did one flower say to the other flower? “Hi, bud!”
6. What do you call a group of musical plants? A “jam” session!
7. Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? He wanted to grow “power plants”!
8. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, petal!”
9. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. What do you get when you cross a gardener and a vampire? A garlic-loving landscaper!
12. Why did the gardener go to jail? Because he had too many “unlawful” plants!
13. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
14. How do trees access the internet? They log in!
15. What’s a gardener’s favorite film? “The Silence of the Yams”!
16. Why was the lettuce embarrassed? Because it saw the salad dressing!
17. What’s a gardener’s favorite type of dog? A “plant” hound!
18. How do you fix a damaged plant? With “tender loving care-rot”!
19. Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? Because he wanted to grow a “bright” idea!
20. What’s a scarecrow’s least favorite month? “Sep-tomb-er”!
21. What do you call a flower that’s run away and come back? “Re-bud”!
22. What’s a tree’s least favorite computer command? “Log off”!
23. Why did the gardener plant a seed in the computer? Because he wanted to grow a website!
24. How do plants organize a party? They “sow-socialize”!
25. Why did the gardener take a ladder to the garden? To plant high “climbers”!
26. What’s a gardener’s favorite type of comedy? “Stand up and sprout”!
27. What did the gardener say to the frog? “Hop on plant, buddy!”
28. Why was the gardener so good at math? Because he had a “green thumb”!
29. What do you call a garden that’s always in a rush? “Fast-plant”!
30. Why did the gardener plant a bank account? He wanted to grow “liquid assets”!
31. What did the flower say to the busy bee? “Buzz off and let me grow!”
32. What do you get when you cross a gardener and a baker? A “flower” cake!
33. Why did the gardener go to the beach? To catch some “rays” of sunlight!
34. What’s a weed’s favorite subject? “Horti-culture”!
35. Why did the gardener get a phone? To calla-lily his friends!
36. How do gardeners stay humble? They remain “grounded”!
37. What’s a gardener’s favorite dessert? “Rhubarb” pie!
38. Why don’t plants play hide and seek? Because they’re not “rooted” in it!
39. What did the flower say after it told a joke? “I’m so petals-tically funny!”
40. Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing without any clothes on!
41. What did the lettuce say to the celery? “Lettuce romaine friends!”
42. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little “boogie-mulch” in it!
43. What’s a gardener’s favorite type of dance? The “hoe-down”!
44. Why don’t trees ever use smartphones? Because they prefer “cell” service!
45. What do you call a tree that’s always at the gym? A “workout branch”!
46. Why don’t plants ever gossip? Because they have too many “stems” to hold!
47. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a “line”!
48. Why was the garden so crowded? Because it was full of “bloom” -ing plants!
49. What’s a plant’s favorite type of food? “Filet mignon”!
50. Why did the gardener go broke? He lost his “seed” money!
51. What do you call a garden that’s always late? “Tar-garden”!
52. Why don’t flowers ever drive cars? They don’t have “petals”!
53. What do you call a gardening tool that’s always sad? A “blue rake”!
54. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the garden? Because he heard the plants were “climbing” the walls!
55. How do you fix a broken tuba? With “brassica” tape!
56. Why did the sunflower need therapy? Because it had too many “stalkers”!
57. What’s a plant’s favorite type of music? “Rock” and roll!
58. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
59. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite sport? “Cross-countryside” running!
60. Why did the gardener plant a light bulb in the flower bed? Because he wanted to “brighten” up the place!
61. What’s a gardener’s favorite kind of music? “Pop” lar tunes!
62. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the garden? Because he wanted to see what was “up-root”!
63. What’s a plant’s favorite type of TV show? “Blossom”!
64. Why don’t plants ever get lost? Because they always “grow” their way around!
65. What did the gardener say to the lettuce? “Lettuce be friends!”
66. How do you mend a broken vegetable? With “zucchini tape”!
67. Why don’t plants ever lie? Because they’re “upfront” about everything!
68. What’s a gardener’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Much Ado About Mulch”!
69. Why don’t flowers ever drive cars? Because they always lose their “tulip”!
70. What’s a gardener’s favorite type of literature? “Plant”-asy novels!
71. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing getting dressed!
72. How do plants stay cool during summer? They use “foliage” fans!
73. What did the lettuce say to the celery? “Stop stalking me, you’re giving me the creeps!”
74. Why did the gardener put his money in the blender? He wanted to make “liquid assets”!
75. What do you call a gardener who’s also a musician? A “plant-o” player!
76. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his “field” of work!
77. What’s a tree’s favorite networking site? “Tree”-ter!
78. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the garden? To take care of the “high” maintenance plants!
79. What did the gardener say to the flower? “I’m your biggest fan!”
80. How do you fix a broken tuba? With “brassica” tape!
81. Why did the lettuce go to the gym? To get better “leaf” stamina!
82. What’s a gardener’s favorite type of math? “Mulch”-iplication!
83. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the flowerbed? To check on the “high”-way plants!
84. What did one tomato say to the other tomato during a race? “Ketchup if you can!”
85. Why was the gardener always cold? He was afraid of “or”-berry bushes!
86. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? “Straw-bury”!
87. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the garden party? To keep an “eye” on things!
88. What’s a gardener’s favorite way to relax? “Chai” -ing with the plants!
89. Why don’t plants ever get in trouble? Because they always “stay rooted”!
90. What did the gardener say to the flower that asked too many questions? “You’re too inquisitive!”
Best Gardening Jokes
Here is our Best Gardening Jokes Collection.
91. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing getting saucy!
92. What did the gardener say to the rose? “You’re looking rosy today!”
93. How do you keep a plant from running away? “Tie it” to a stake!
94. Why did the gardener get an award? Because he had a “growing” reputation!
95. What did one flower say to the other flower that was always late? “Bud, you’re pushing my petals!”
96. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the garden? To plant “climb” -ing vines!
97. What do you call a gardening tool that’s always forgetful? A “rake” memory!
98. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he had a “corny” sense of humor!
99. What did the gardener say to the misbehaving plant? “You’re pushing my “roots”!”
100. Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the garden? To make sure the “high”-maintenance plants were getting enough attention!
Final Thoughts about Gardening Jokes
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