60 Funny Lunch Jokes
Here are 60 Funny Lunch Jokes and the Best Lunch Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Lunch Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Lunch and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Lunch Jokes
Here is the collection of 60 Lunch jokes.
1. Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get better buns!
2. What do you call a sad sandwich? A sob-wich.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms at lunchtime? Because they make up everything!
4. Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds!
5. What do you call a fake noodle? An “impact”!
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-star!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
12. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
13. What do you call a fish who practices medicine? A sturgeon!
14. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
15. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
16. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
19. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
20. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-star!
21. Why don’t scientists trust atoms at lunchtime? Because they make up everything!
22. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
23. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
24. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
25. Why did the computer go to lunch? It had a bite to eat!
26. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
27. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
28. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
29. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
30. What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!
31. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
32. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead of the rest!
33. What did one slice of bread say to the other at lunch? You’re the toast of the town!
34. Why did the lunch lady go to the doctor? She had a bad case of the “soup” throat!
35. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
36. Why did the chicken sit down at the dinner table? To have a peck-nic!
37. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
38. What do you call a sandwich that you make at Thanksgiving? A turkey club!
39. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
40. What’s the best day to eat bacon? Fryday!
41. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
42. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
43. What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad!
44. Why don’t scientists trust atoms at lunchtime? Because they make up everything!
45. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
46. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
47. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
48. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
49. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
50. Why don’t scientists trust atoms at lunchtime? Because they make up everything!
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51. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
52. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
53. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
54. Why did the computer go to lunch? It had a bite to eat!
55. What do you call a fish who practices medicine? A sturgeon!
56. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
57. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
58. What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!
59. Why don’t scientists trust atoms at lunchtime? Because they make up everything!
60. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Final Thoughts about Lunch Jokes
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