70 Funny Mole Jokes
Here are 70 Mole Jokes and the Best Mole Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Mole Puns
Here are 70 Funny Mole Jokes for you:
1. Why did the mole go to art class? To learn how to draw underground masterpieces!
2. What do you call a group of stylish moles? Trendy tunnels!
3. Why did the mole take up gardening? He wanted to dig his way to the root of the problem!
4. How do moles stay fit? They do lots of burpees!
5. What did the mole say to his girlfriend? “You’re the only one I dig!”
6. Why are moles, excellent detectives? They always have their nose on the ground!
7. What’s a mole’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll, of course!
8. How do moles keep their skin looking so smooth? They use tunnel cream!
9. Why did the mole become a chef? He loved digging up new recipes!
10. What do you call a mole that can sing? A tuneful tunneler!
11. Why did the mole become an archaeologist? He loved digging up the past!
12. How do moles communicate with each other? Through underground calls!
13. What’s a mole’s favorite type of game? Whack-a-mole!
14. Why was the mole always invited to parties? Because he was a great “undercover” agent!
15. What do you call a mole that can see in the dark? A star-nosed mole!
16. How do moles write secret messages? They use invisible ink!
17. What did one mole say to another when it rained? “Looks like we’re swimming in the job today!”
18. Why did the mole need glasses? He was a bit near-sighted!
19. What do you call a mole that tells jokes? A comedy-mole!
20. How do moles like to celebrate their birthdays? With a digging party!
21. Why did the mole buy a computer? He wanted to surf the web!
22. What’s a mole’s favorite sport? Curling! They’re experts at sweeping!
23. How do moles keep their teeth clean? They brush with tunnel toothpaste!
24. What’s a mole’s favorite drink? Root beer!
25. Why did the mole become a scientist? He loved conducting underground experiments!
26. How do moles keep track of time? With a mole clock!
27. What do moles use to write letters? Mole-pens!
28. Why did the mole go on a diet? He wanted to shed a few extra pounds of dirt!
29. What do you call a mole with a great sense of direction? A compass-nose mole!
30. How do moles stay organized? They use a mole-endar!
31. Why did the mole become an astronaut? He wanted to explore the dark side of the 2oon!
32. What’s a mole’s favorite type of movie? Mole-tion capture films!
33. How do moles stay warm in the winter? They wear furlongs!
34. What do moles do for fun? They play moleball!
35. Why did the mole start a band? He was great at playing the subterranean!
36. What’s a mole’s favorite subject in school? Geology, of course!
37. How did the mole get a black eye? He walked into a mole post!
38. What do moles say when they meet for the first time? “Nice to dig you!”
39. Why did the mole become a lawyer? He was great at digging up evidence!
40. What do you call a mole with a sunburn? A roast-mole!
41. How do moles keep their hair looking nice? They use tunnel conditioner!
42. Why did the Mole start a rock band? Because he was a natural-born tunneler!
43. What’s a mole’s favorite candy? Dirt drops!
44. Why do moles make great mathematicians? They love to dig for solutions!
45. How did the mole win the race? He took a shortcut through the underground!
46. What do moles wear to stay cool in the summer? Shades and mole hats!
47. Why did the Mole start a fashion line? He knew how to make the earth tone!
48. How do moles stay fit during winter hibernation? They do mole-ates!
49. What’s a mole’s favorite board game? Guess Who? They love identifying characters by their noses!
50. Why did the mole become a DJ? He loved spinning the dirt on the dance floor!
51. What’s a mole’s favorite vegetable? Radishes, of course!
52. How do moles throw surprise parties? They pop up out of nowhere!
53. What did the mole say when he proposed? “Will you burrow through life with me?”
54. Why do moles make terrible poker players? They give away their hand by digging!
55. How do moles stay on top of the latest news? They read the daily burrowing!
56. What’s a mole’s favorite type of TV show? Reality digging competitions!
57. Why did the mole become an astronaut? He wanted to explore new “tunnel” territories!
58. How do moles stay calm under pressure? They take deep burrows!
59. What did the mole say to his friend? “You’re mole-tivational!”
60. Why did the mole become a journalist? He wanted to dig up the truth!
Best Mole jokes
Here are some Best Mole Jokes.
61. What’s a mole’s favorite type of pizza? One with lots of “mole-mozzarella” cheese!
62. How do moles send mail to each other? By “under-cover” agents!
63. Why did the mole start a detective agency? He was a master of the undercover operation!
64. What do you call a mole with a sense of humor? A mole-able!
65. How do moles plan their vacations? They use a mole atlas!
66. What’s a mole’s favorite comic book hero? The Incredible Hulk, of course!
67. Why did the Mole become an author? He had a great story to dig into!
68. What’s a mole’s favorite dessert? Molasses cookies!
69. How do moles solve problems? They dig to the root cause!
70. Why did the mole become a dance instructor? He knew all the moves below the surface!
Final thoughts about Mole Puns
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