50 Funny Poop Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Poop Jokes and the Best Poop Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Poop Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Poop and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Poop Jokes
Here are 50 jokes about Poop :
1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
2. What did one poop say to the other poop? “You crack me up!”
3. Why was the toilet paper blushing? Because it saw the toilet’s bottom!
4. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil.
5. What do you call a dinosaur with an upset stomach? A “Jurassic Fart!”
6. Why did the toilet paper go for a walk? To get some fresh air!
7. Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It had too many issues to flush out.
8. Why did the poop fail the school test? Because it was too brown-nosed!
9. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
10. What do you call someone who steals energy drinks? A jolt burglar!
11. How do you organize a space party? You “planet” in advance!
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
13. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
16. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A “king-fish”!
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
18. How do you organize a space party? You “planet” in advance!
19. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
20. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
21. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A “gummy” bear!
22. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts!
23. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut!
24. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
25. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
26. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
27. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A “neck-tarine”!
28. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
29. What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Between you and me, something smells.”
30. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet” ahead!
31. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
32. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
33. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
34. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
35. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
36. How do you organize a space party? You “planet” in advance!
37. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
38. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
39. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
40. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Best Poop jokes
Here are some Best Poop Jokes.
41. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
42. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
43. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts!
44. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut!
45. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
46. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
47. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
48. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
49. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
50. What do you call someone who steals energy drinks? A jolt burglar!
Final Thoughts about Poop Jokes
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