100 Funny Saturday Jokes

Here are 100 Saturday Jokes and the Best Saturday Puns for Kids and Adults.

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Saturday Puns

Here are 100 Funny Saturday Jokes.

1. Why did the scarecrow work extra hard on Saturdays? It wanted to make “week-ends” meet!

2. What’s a Saturday’s favorite type of music? Soul music, because it loves to relax and groove!

3. Why was the math book sad on Saturday? Because it had too many problems to solve!

4. Why did the tomato turn red on a Saturday? It saw the salad dressing!

5. Why did the calendar go to therapy on a Saturday? It had a case of “weekend anxiety”!

6. What do you call a sheep with no Saturday plans? Woolly bored!

7. What did one Saturday say to the other? “I’m really looking forward to this weekend, we’re going to have a great time!”

8. Why did the bicycle fall over on a Saturday? It was two-tired from the busy week!

9. What’s a Saturday’s favorite TV show? “Saturday Night Live,” of course!

10. What do you call a dog who loves Saturdays? A “weekend woof warrior”!

11. Why did the scarecrow refuse to work on Saturdays? It had a “laid-back” attitude!

12. What did one Saturday say to the other when they met? “I’m so glad we finally got here, I’ve been counting down the weekdays!”

13. Why did the squirrel sleep in on Saturdays? It wanted to be a “weekend nut”!

14. Why did the football coach call a meeting on a Saturday? He wanted to discuss their “weekend game plan”!

15. What’s a Saturday’s favorite dessert? A “sundae,” of course!

16. Why was the math test happy on Saturdays? It knew it could finally relax and not be solved!

17. Why did the computer go to the party on a Saturday? It wanted to “byte” into the weekend fun!

18. What did one Saturday say to the other? “Let’s make this weekend unforgettable!”

19. Why did the basketball player love Saturdays? It was the perfect day for some “hoop”la!

20. What’s a Saturday’s favorite activity? “Chillaxing” and taking it easy!

21. Why did the scarecrow love Saturdays? It got to “hang out” in the field!

22. What did one Saturday say to the other when it was raining? “Looks like a ‘wet’-end ahead!”

23. Why did the calendar look forward to Saturdays? It marked the end of a long week!

24. What’s a Saturday’s favorite drink? A “weekend margarita”!

25. Why did the dog start dancing on Saturdays? It had a case of the “weekend fever”!

26. What do you call a Saturday with perfect weather? A “sunny-day-urday”!

27. Why was the banana so excited on Saturdays? It knew it could finally “peel” away from work!

28. What’s a Saturday’s favorite hobby? “Rest-ling” and relaxing!

29. Why did the bee buzz with joy on Saturdays? It knew it could finally take a break from “buzz-ness”!

30. What do you call a Saturday that’s also a comedian? A “weekend joker”!

31. Why did the clock look forward to Saturdays? It knew it could finally “tick-tock” leisurely!

32. What’s a Saturday’s favorite kind of sandwich? A “weekend wrap”!

33. Why did the sun love Saturdays? It got to “shine” all day long!

34. What did one Saturday say to the other at the beach? “Let’s ride the ‘wave’-end!”

35. Why did the pencil refuse to write on Saturdays? It wanted to take a “weekend eraser break”!

36. What’s a Saturday’s favorite game? “Hide and ‘seek’-end”!

37. Why did the lion love Saturdays? It was the perfect day for a “roaring” good time!

38. What did one Saturday say to the other during a heatwave? “It’s a ‘scorcher’-day!”

39. Why did the baker stay up late on Fridays to prepare for Saturdays? It wanted to make sure there were plenty of “weekend rolls”!

40. What’s a Saturday’s favorite movie genre? “Weekend comedies”!

41. Why did the broom take a break on Saturdays? It needed to “sweep” away the stress of the week!

42. What do you call a Saturday that’s also a pirate? A “weekend arrrrrrr”!

43. Why did the cat sleep all day on Saturdays? It believed in “weekend cat-napping”!

44. What’s a Saturday’s favorite exercise? “Weekend yoga”!

45. Why did the chicken cross the road on a Saturday? To have a “weekend adventure”!

46. What did one Saturday say to the other while shopping? “Let’s find some great ‘weekend deals’!”

47. Why did the watermelon love Saturdays? It was always “juicy” and refreshing!

48. What’s a Saturday’s favorite board game? “Weekend Monopoly”!

49. Why did the chef make a special dish on Saturdays? It was their “weekend culinary creation”!

50. What do you call a Saturday that’s also a musician? A “weekend rockstar”!

51. Why did the chicken always have a party on Saturdays? It loved to “cluck” out with friends!

52. What’s a Saturday’s favorite hairstyle? “Weekend bedhead”!

53. Why did the elephant wear sunglasses on Saturdays? It was ready for some “weekend shades”!

54. What did one Saturday say to the other at the amusement park? “Let’s ride all the ‘weekend thrillers’!”

55. Why did the river flow peacefully on Saturdays? It knew it was the “weekend current”!

56. What’s a Saturday’s favorite dessert topping? “Weekend sprinkles”!

57. Why did the tree throw a party on Saturdays? It loved to “branch” out and have fun!

58. What do you call a Saturday that’s also a scientist? A “weekend experimenter”!

59. Why did the kangaroo have a hopping good time on Saturdays? It was the “weekend bounce”!

60. What’s a Saturday’s favorite breakfast? “Weekend pancakes”!

61. Why did the cloud stay above on Saturdays? It wanted to keep the “weekend sky” clear!

62. What did one Saturday say to the other while camping? “Let’s have a ‘wild’-end adventure!”

63. Why did the gardener plant flowers on Saturdays? It was their “weekend blooming” project!

64. What’s a Saturday’s favorite dance move? The “weekend shimmy”!

65. Why did the bee have a sweet tooth on Saturdays? It loved “weekend honey”!

66. What do you call a Saturday that’s also a detective? A “weekend sleuth”!

67. Why did the fish jump out of the water on Saturdays? It wanted to make a “weekend splash”!

68. What’s a Saturday’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Weekend swirl”!

69. Why did the car honk on Saturdays? It wanted to “drive” away from work!

70. What did one Saturday say to the other while stargazing? “Let’s wish for a ‘stellar’-end!”

71. Why did the butterfly flutter with excitement on Saturdays? It knew it could finally “spread” its wings!

72. What’s a Saturday’s favorite superhero? “Weekend Wonder”!

73. Why did the cow have a party on Saturdays? It wanted to “moo-ve” and groove!

74. What do you call a Saturday that’s also an artist? A “weekend Picasso”!

75. Why did the mountain have a smile on Saturdays? It loved being a “weekend peak”!

76. What’s a Saturday’s favorite fruit? “Weekend strawberries”!

77. Why did the turtle walk slowly on Saturdays? It believed in taking a “weekend crawl”!

78. What did one Saturday say to the other during a rainstorm? “Let’s have a ‘wet’-end getaway indoors!”

79. Why did the spider weave a web on Saturdays? It loved to relax and “weekend spin”!

80. What’s a Saturday’s favorite type of cookie? “Weekend chocolate chip”!

81. Why did the snake hiss happily on Saturdays? It was ready for some “weekend slithering”!

82. What do you call a Saturday that’s also a chef? A “weekend cook-off”!

83. Why did the dolphin jump out of the water on Saturdays? It was ready for a “weekend leap”!

84. What’s a Saturday’s favorite dance style? “Weekend disco”!

85. Why did the bee have a buzz on Saturdays? It loved the “weekend hive”!

86. What did one Saturday say to the other while hiking? “Let’s reach the ‘weekend summit’!”

87. Why did the tree love Saturdays? It got to “leaf” all its worries behind!

88. What’s a Saturday’s favorite vegetable? “Weekend peas”!

89. Why did the lion take a break on Saturdays? It believed in the power of “weekend roars”!

90. What do you call a Saturday that’s also a magician? A “weekend trickster”!

91. Why did the dolphin smile on Saturdays? It was ready for some “weekend splash-tacular” fun!

92. What’s a Saturday’s favorite type of pie? “Weekend apple”!

93. Why did the penguin wear a bow tie on Saturdays? It wanted to “waddle” into the weekend in style!

94. What did one Saturday say to the other at the picnic? “Let’s have a ‘weekend feast’!”

95. Why did the spider relax on Saturdays? It loved to “weekend web” and chill!

96. What’s a Saturday’s favorite type of pizza? “Weekend supreme”!

97. Why did the tree swing on Saturdays? It loved to “weekend sway” in the breeze!

98. What do you call a Saturday that’s also a singer? A “weekend crooner”!

99. Why did the squirrel gather nuts on Saturdays? It believed in “weekend hoarding”!

100. What’s a Saturday’s favorite candy? “Weekend gummy bears”!

Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your Saturday!

Final thoughts about Saturday Jokes

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