100 Funny Tuesday Jokes
Here are 100 Tuesday Jokes and the Best Tuesday Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Tuesday Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Tuesday and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
Tuesday Puns
Here are 100 Funny Tuesday Jokes for you:
1. Why did the calendar always feel tired on Tuesdays? Because it had too many T’s!
2. What do you call a tiger who loves Tuesdays? A “Chooseday” tiger!
3. Why was the math book sad on Tuesday? Because it had too many problems!
4. Why did the scarecrow go to work on Tuesday? I heard it was going to be a “corny” day!
5. What did the bee say to the flower on Tuesday? “I’m buzzing around for a good time!”
6. Why did the tomato turn red on Tuesday? It saw the salad dressing!
7. What do you call a group of musicians who only play on Tuesdays? “The Tuna Band”!
8. How do you make a tissue dance on Tuesday? Put a little “boogie” in it!
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on Tuesday? In case he got a “hole” in one!
10. What did one Tuesday say to the other Tuesday? “I’m feeling quite a weekday today!”
11. Why did the tomato turn blue on Tuesday? It was holding its breath!
12. What did Tuesday say to the weekend? “Don’t worry, I’ll be back soon!”
13. Why did the banana go to the doctor on Tuesday? It wasn’t peeling very well!
14. What did the buffalo say to his son on Tuesday morning? “Bison, it’s time to get up!”
15. Why did the bicycle fall over on Tuesday? It was two-tired!
16. What did Tuesday say to Wednesday? “Hey, it’s nice to have a midweek break!”
17. Why did the computer go to the doctor on Tuesday? It had a virus!
18. How do you catch a squirrel on Tuesday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
19. Why did the orange go to the doctor on Tuesday? It wasn’t feeling “healthy”!
20. What’s a dog’s favorite day of the week? “Tuesday!” Because it’s “choo-day” for walks!
21. Why was the belt arrested on Tuesday? It was holding up a pair of pants!
22. What did the corn say to the butter on Tuesday? “I’m feeling “grain-t” today!”
23. Why did the tomato turn green on Tuesday? It was “unripe” for action!
24. What do you call a cat that likes to spend Tuesdays at the beach? Sandy Paws!
25. Why did the math book look sad on Tuesday? Because it had too many “problems” to solve!
26. What do you get if you cross a Tuesday and a dog? A “woof-tastic” day!
27. Why did the clock go to the principal’s office on Tuesday? It was “ticking” too loudly!
28. What did the carrot say to the tomato on Tuesday? “Lettuce turnip the beet!”
29. Why did the calendar take a break on Tuesday? It needed some “time” off!
30. What did the pencil say to the paper on Tuesday? “Let’s make some “write” decisions today!”
31. Why did the tomato turn yellow on Tuesday? It was “mellowing” out for the week!
32. How do you make a pancake smile on Tuesday? Butter it up!
33. What did one Tuesday say to the other Tuesday? “I’m just one “T” away from being a Wednesday!”
34. Why did the chicken cross the road on Tuesday? To get to the “wing” night at the restaurant!
35. What did the grape say to Tuesday? “Don’t “wine,” it’s just another day!”
36. Why did the computer go to the doctor on Tuesday? It had a “byte” infection!
37. What do you call a fish who loves Tuesdays? A “Fin-tastic” fish!
38. Why did the tomato blush on Tuesday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
39. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Tuesday? “Stick with me, we’ll go places!”
40. Why did the cat go to school on Tuesday? It wanted to learn “perfect” grammar!
41. What do you call a Tuesday that likes to surf? “Wipeout Day”!
42. Why did the tomato feel happy on Tuesday? Because it was finally “ketchup-ing” with the week!
43. What did the ocean say to the beach on Tuesday? “Long time, no sea!”
44. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Tuesday? Because it had a “bone” to pick with everyone!
45. What did the loaf of bread say to the butter on Tuesday? “We’re in this together, butter half!”
46. Why did the tomato turn purple on Tuesday? It was “grateful” for the day!
47. What did the pencil say to the eraser on Tuesday? “You’re my number one “rub”!”
48. Why did the tree go to the dentist on Tuesday? It needed a “root” canal!
49. What do you call a Tuesday with no rain? A “damp” squib!
50. Why did the tomato go out with a prune on Tuesday? Because it couldn’t find a date!
51. What did one Tuesday say to the other Tuesday? “Let’s make today a “Mon-tue-mendous” day!”
52. Why did the football team go to the bakery on Tuesday? To get a “roll” on for the game!
53. How do you make a lemon stop rolling on Tuesday? Squeeze it and say, “Stay put!”
54. What did the tomato say to the cucumber on Tuesday? “Lettuce makes a great salad together!”
55. Why did the calendar always look forward to Tuesdays? Because they were “date” nights!
56. What did the lamp say to Tuesday? “I’m here to brighten up your day!”
57. Why did the bicycle fall over on Tuesday? It was “tired” of standing!
58. What do you call a Tuesday that’s also a detective? “Snoopsday”!
59. Why did the tomato go to the party on Tuesday? It wanted to “ketchup” with friends!
60. How do you make a tissue dance on Tuesday? Put a little “swing” in it!
61. What did the clock say to Tuesday? “It’s time to have a great day!”
62. Why did the tomato turn orange on Tuesday? It was “peeling” good about the day!
63. What did Monday say to Tuesday? “I’m glad to pass the baton to you!”
64. Why did the scarecrow go to the dance on Tuesday? It wanted to have a “hay” good time!
65. What did one Tuesday say to the other Tuesday? “Shall we “moo-ve” onto Wednesday?”
66. Why did the tomato go to the gym on Tuesday? It wanted to “ketchup” on its fitness!
67. How do you make a Tuesday better? Add a sprinkle of laughter!
68. Why did the tree go to the bank on Tuesday? It wanted to “branch” out its investments!
69. What do you call a bird that loves Tuesdays? A “Chirpsday” bird!
70. Why did the tomato feel shy on Tuesday? It couldn’t “ketchup” with the conversation!
71. What did the pencil say on Tuesday? “You make me “write” happy!”
72. Why did the cow bring a ladder on Tuesday? It heard the steaks were “grazing”!
73. What do you call a Tuesday with a sense of humor? “Jokesday”!
74. Why did the tomato turn pink on Tuesday? It saw the radish blushing!
75. What did one Tuesday say to the other Tuesday? “Let’s “jump” into the week with enthusiasm!”
76. Why did the bicycle go to the art class on Tuesday? It wanted to learn how to “draw” attention!
77. What do you call a Tuesday with magical powerAbracadabraybra”!
78. Why did the tomato feel stressed on Tuesday? It had too much “sauce” to handle!
79. What does Tuesday say about the rainy weather? “I’m not going to let you dampen my spirits!”
80. How do you make a banana split on Tuesday? Give it a karate chop!
81. Why did the clock go to therapy on Tuesday? It had a “tick-tock” problem!
82. What do you call a Tuesday with a colFlu-days day”?
83. Why did the tomato turn into a superhero on Tuesday? It wanted to save the day from blandness!
84. What did the rain say on Tuesday? “I’m just “dropping” in to say hello!”
85. Why did the light bulb go to school on Tuesday? It wanted to get “brighter” every day!
86. What do you call a Tuesday with a great sense of humor? “Funny-bone Day”!
87. Why did the tomato turn into a comedian on Tuesday? It wanted to add some “punch” to the day!
88. What did the marker say to the whiteboard on Tuesday? “Let’s make some colorful memories today!”
89. Why did the calendar plan a surprise party on Tuesday? I wanted to make it a “date” to remember!
90. How do you make a Tuesday brighter? Turn on the sunshine of laughter!
Best Tuesday jokes
Here are Some Best Tuesday Jokes.
91. Why did the tomato feel cool on Tuesday? It was chilling with the cucumbers!
92. What did one Tuesday say to the other Tuesday? “Let’s “skate” through the week together!”
93. Why did the clock go on a diet on Tuesday? It wanted to “shed” a few hands!
94. What do you call a Tuesday that loves to play prankYesterdayrday”?
95. Why did the tomato turn into a chef on Tuesday? It wanted to “spice” up the day!
96. What did the calendar about Tuesday? “Let’s turn this day intoFri-Tuesdaysday” party!”
97. Why did the chicken start a band on Tuesday? It wanted to be an eggcellent lent” drummer!
98. How do you make a Tuesday more enjoyable? Share a smile and a good joke!
99. Why did the tomato turn into a singer on Tuesday? It wanted to add some “flavor” to the day!
100. What did one Tuesday say to the other Tuesday? “Let’s make this week a “Tue-mendous” one!”
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your Tuesday!
Final thoughts about Tuesday Jokes
I hope you are laughing after reading these Tuesday Jokes. You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Day Jokes.
You can also explore the other funny jokes about days below links:
