50 Funny Unicorn Jokes
Here are 50 Unicorn Jokes and the Best Unicorn Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Unicorn Puns
Here are 50 Funny Unicorn Jokes for you:
1. Why did the unicorn go to the party? Because it was a “mare” -a various occasion!
2. What do you call a unicorn with a carrot on its head? An “extra” corny unicorn!
3. Why was the unicorn always happy? Because it had a “horny” attitude!
4. How do unicorns send messages? They “neigh”-mail them!
5. What’s a unicorn’s favorite instrument? The “neigh”-saxophone!
6. What do you get when you cross a unicorn with a potato? A “mashed magic” creature!
7. Why did the unicorn become a musician? It wanted to play “tunes of the horn”!
8. How does a unicorn like its steak cooked? “Medium rare” with a side of rainbows!
9. What did the unicorn say when it saw itself in the mirror? “That’s me, in all my ‘horny’-efficient glory!”
10. What’s a unicorn’s favorite dance move? The “twirly-whirly” horn-spin!
11. Why do unicorns make great librarians? Because they always have an “a-Dewey” decimal system!
12. How do unicorns stay fit? They do “horn-yoga”!
13. What did the unicorn say to the carrot? “I’ve got my eye on you!”
14. What do you call a group of unicorns? A “blessing” of unicorns!
15. What’s a unicorn’s favorite dessert? “Rainbow” ice cream, of course!
16. Why did the unicorn start a band? It wanted to hit the high “neigh-tes”!
17. What do you get when you cross a unicorn and a snowman? Frosty the “Horned” Snow-corn!
18. How do you catch a unicorn? Hide in the bushes and make a “whinny” -ing sound!
19. Why did the unicorn cross the road? To get to the other “high-neigh-borhood”!
20. What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of TV show? “Mythical” reality shows!
21. What do you call a unicorn that can’t stop moving? “Un-stable”!
22. What’s a unicorn’s favorite flower? A “tulip-corn”!
23. What did the unicorn say to the dragon? “You’re not so ‘fire-breath’-taking!”
24. How do unicorns stay cool in the summer? They take a dip in the “neigh”-boyhood pool!
25. Why did the unicorn bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the “high-neigh-bor” drinks!
26. What’s a unicorn’s favorite movie genre? “Fantasy” films, of course!
27. What did the unicorn say when asked if it was mythical? “Believe it or ‘neigh’-t!”
28. Why did the unicorn become a detective? It was great at “un-covering” mysteries!
29. How do unicorns fly? They use their “high-neigh-cal” powers!
30. What’s a unicorn’s favorite sport? “Horn-tossing”!
31. Why do unicorns make bad sailors? They always get “sea-sick” from all the waves!
32. What’s a unicorn’s favorite song? “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Horn”!
33. What do you call a unicorn with a broken horn? “Uni-corned”!
34. How did the unicorn get a black eye? It ran into a “horn-y” situation!
35. What do you call a unicorn with no friends? “Uni-corny”!
36. Why do unicorns love to play hide-and-seek? Because they’re experts at “disappearing”!
37. What’s a unicorn’s favorite game? “Tag, you’re ‘neigh’-it!”
38. How do unicorns pay for things? With “credit corns”!
39. What do you call a unicorn with wings? “Unbelievable”!
40. Why did the unicorn become a chef? I loved cooking with “rainbow” ingredients!
Best Unicorn jokes
Here are some Best Unicorn Jokes.
41. How do you make a unicorn laugh? Tell it a “corny” joke!
42. What’s a unicorn’s favorite candy? “Uni-corn pops”!
43. Why do unicorns make terrible comedians? Their jokes are too “corny”!
44. What’s a unicorn’s favorite subject in school? “Horn-o-metrics”!
45. How do you know if a unicorn is lying? Its horn will grow longer!
46. What do you get when you cross a unicorn and a cat? A “purr-maid”!
47. Why did the unicorn go to school? To learn how to become a “horn utopia” of knowledge!
48. How do unicorns make decisions? They flip a “corn”!
49. What’s a unicorn’s favorite planet? “Uni-verse”!
50. Why did unicorns start a garden? It wanted to grow some “uni-corns”!
Final thoughts about Unicorns Puns
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