50 Funny Wizard Jokes

Here are 50 Funny Wizard Jokes and the Best Wizard Puns for Kids and Adults.

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Wizard Jokes

Here are 50 jokes about Wizard :

1. Why did the wizard refuse to play cards with the dragons? He was afraid of getting burned!

2. What do you call a wizard’s favorite instrument? A spell-arinet!

3. Why did the wizard go to therapy? He had too many spells of anxiety.

4. How do wizards stay up to date with the latest news? They read the “Spell Street Journal”!

5. What did the wizard say when he lost his staff? “I can’t believe I’ve been dis-staffed!”

6. How do wizards send messages? By spell phone!

7. Why did the wizard bring a ladder to the potion shop? He heard the prices were sky-high!

8. What do you call a wizard who’s good at geometry? A wizard with angles!

9. Why don’t wizards tell lies? Because they fear the truth spells!

10. What’s a wizard’s favorite kind of sandwich? Peanut butter and spell-y!

11. How do wizards like their eggs? Hex over-easy!

12. What’s a wizard’s favorite type of humor? Puns and hex jokes!

13. Why did the wizard break up with his broomstick? It just couldn’t sweep him off his feet anymore.

14. How do wizards make decisions? They cast a “choose your fate” spell!

15. Why did the wizard become an artist? He wanted to draw a spellbinding masterpiece!

16. What did the wizard say to the misbehaving cauldron? “You’re boiling my potions now!”

17. How do wizards celebrate birthdays? With spell abrasions, of course!

18. What’s a wizard’s favorite type of exercise? Spell-metrics!

19. Why did the wizard bring a ladder to the library? He heard the books were on a higher level!

20. What’s a wizard’s favorite movie genre? Spellbinding documentaries!

21. Why did the wizard become a gardener? He had a natural talent for growing magic beans!

22. How do wizards travel around? By broom and hexi-cab!

23. What did the wizard say when his hat was stolen? “You’ve got to be spellbound to wear that thing!”

24. Why did the wizard start a band? He wanted to perform some enchanting music!

25. What do you call a wizard who loves the beach? Sandy-list!

26. Why did the wizard go to school? He wanted to improve his spelling!

27. What’s a wizard’s favorite place in a computer? The spell-check!

28. How do wizards make tea? With hex bags, of course!

29. Why did the wizard bring a dragon to the potion shop? He needed fire ingredients for his spells!

30. What did the wizard say to the unruly potions? “You’re brewing up trouble!”

31. Why did the wizard get a pet owl? To help with his spelling!

32. What’s a wizard’s favorite board game? Hex and Ohs!

33. How do wizards stay cool in the summer? They wear spell-tertops!

34. Why did the wizard become a chef? He wanted to whip up some magical recipes!

35. What’s a wizard’s favorite dessert? Ice sorcery!

36. Why did the wizard challenge the witch to a spell-off? He wanted to prove he was the “spelling” champion!

37. How do wizards write books? With a spell-bound notebook!

38. What do you call a wizard’s social group? The spellbinding circle!

39. Why did the wizard bring a ladder to the potion-making class? He heard it was a high-demand subject!

40. What did the wizard say when his experiment exploded? “That was a blast, but I should have seen it coming!”

Best Wizard jokes

Here are some Best Wizard Jokes.

41. How do wizards stay organized? They use spell-checklists!

42. Why did the wizard open a bakery? He kneaded some magical dough!

43. What’s a wizard’s favorite dance? The hex-step!

44. How do wizards clean their homes? With a broomstick and a little abra-cleaning!

45. Why did the wizard challenge the elf to a duel? He wanted to prove his spell-f!

46. What do you call a wizard who loves to dance? A spell-bound dancer!

47. Why did the wizard bring a ladder to the magical creatures’ party? He wanted to reach new heights of fun!

48. What’s a wizard’s favorite game show? Wheel of Enchantment!

49. How do wizards listen to music? With their spell-phones on!

50. Why did the wizard become a comedian? He had a knack for casting “laughs” spells!

Final Thoughts about Wizard Jokes

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