Here are 50 Funny Zombie Jokes and the Best Zombie Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Here are 50 jokes about Zombie.
1. Why did the zombie go to school? To improve its “dead” education!
2. How do zombies celebrate Valentine’s Day? They give their hearts… literally!
3. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny!
4. What do you call a zombie comedian? The “walking” deadpan!
5. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “under the weather”!
6. What’s a zombie’s favorite bean? Human beans!
7. How did the zombie ask for a favor? Can you lend me a “hand”?
8. Why don’t zombies ever get into arguments? They’re afraid they might “lose their heads”!
9. How do zombies listen to music? With their “deaf” metal ears!
10. What’s a zombie’s favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders!
11. Why did the zombie join the gym? It wanted to improve its “dead” lift!
12. How do you stop a zombie from smelling? Hold its nose!
13. Why did the zombie break up with its partner? They just weren’t on the same “wavelength” anymore!
14. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of exercise? The “dead” lift!
15. How do you introduce a zombie at a party? “Meet my friend, they’re a real dead-action to the dance floor!”
16. Why did the zombie get a job at the bakery? It kneaded the dough!
17. What’s a zombie’s favorite subject in school? Dead-education!
18. How do zombies text each other? With their “cell” phones!
19. Why do zombies make terrible baseball players? They always lose their heads over the ball!
20. What’s a zombie’s favorite dance move? The “grave” vine!
21. Why don’t zombies play hide and seek? They’re afraid good hiding spots might “decay” over time!
22. What’s a zombie’s favorite dessert? Brain freeze!
23. Why did the zombie go to the art museum? It wanted to see some “dead” masterpieces!
24. How do zombies get around? They use “dead” cabs!
25. What’s a zombie’s favorite board game? Operation!
26. Why did the zombie start a garden? It wanted to grow some “dead” ly plants!
27. What did the zombie bring to the potluck? Finger food!
28. Why was the zombie always in trouble at school? It had a “grave” attitude problem!
29. How do you invite a zombie to a party? Send them a “tomb” stone invitation!
30. What’s a zombie’s favorite kind of exercise? The “dead” mill!
31. Why did the zombie get locked out of its house? It lost its “dead” bolt key!
32. What do you call a group of musical zombies? A “dead” action band!
33. Why don’t zombies ever get angry? They’re too “chill”!
34. How do zombies communicate with each other? Through “dead” lines!
35. Why did the zombie start a band? It wanted to become a “dead” ly rockstar!
36. What’s a zombie’s favorite fruit? A “brain” ana!
37. Why did the zombie get a pet dog? It needed a “dead” acted companion!
38. How do zombies get their hair done? With a “dead” cure!
39. What’s a zombie’s favorite part of a computer? The “dead” drive!
40. Why did the zombie apply for a job at the graveyard? I heard the work environment was “dead” quiet!
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41. How do zombies clean their clothes? They use “dead” targets!
42. What’s a zombie’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The roller “ghost” er!
43. Why did the zombie go to the library? It wanted to find a good “dead”!
44. How do zombies tell time? With a “dead” watch!
45. What’s a zombie’s favorite genre of music? “Dead” metal!
46. Why was the zombie always good at poker? It had a “grave” poker face!
47. How do zombies write letters? With “dead” action and “corpses” ponderance!
48. What’s a zombie’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Misfortune”!
49. Why did the zombie apply for a job as a gardener? It had a green “thumb”!
50. How do zombies make decisions? They “weigh” the options!
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