100 Funny 4th July Jokes
Here are 100 4th July Jokes and the Best 4th July Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of 4th July Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about the 4th of July and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
4th July Puns
Here are our Top Funny 4th July Jokes.
1. Why did the British painter only use red, white, and blue on the 4th of July? Because he wanted to draw a “patriot” picture!
2. What’s Uncle Sam’s favorite snack on Independence Day? Firecrackers!
3. Why do Americans love celebrating the 4th of July? Because it’s a “bang” for their buck!
4. How do you know the 4th of July is the perfect holiday for plumbers? It’s the only day they can “work” with fireworks!
5. What did one American flag say to the other flag on Independence Day? “Nothing, it just waved!”
6. Why did the corn refuse to attend the 4th of July BBQ? It was already “ear-resistible”!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and the 4th of July? Frostbite!
8. Why do fireworks never tell good jokes on Independence Day? Because they always fizzle out!
9. How do Americans exercise on the 4th of July? They declare their independence from the gym!
10. What’s red, white, blue, and green all over? A patriotic parrot celebrating the 4th of July!
11. Why was the Liberty Bell so famous? Because it could “crack” anyone up on the 4th of July!
12. What do you call George Washington’s false teeth? American Chompers!
13. Why did the scarecrow get invited to the 4th of July party? Because he was outstanding in his field – with a flag!
14. What’s red, white, blue, and delicious? Uncle Sam’s berry pie!
15. How do you describe a hot dog at a 4th of July BBQ? An “independent link” between hunger and satisfaction!
16. Why do Americans love 4th of July desserts? Because they’re sweet as freedom!
17. What did one American flag say to the other during the 4th of July parade? “I pledge allegiance!”
18. Why was the American bald eagle so good at baseball? Because it always knew how to catch a fly!
19. How did Paul Revere feel when he saw the British coming? He couldn’t believe his “revolutionary” eyes!
20. What did King George III say to the Americans? “You’re starting to tick me off – it’s time to be-independence!”
21. Why did the founding fathers start a band on the 4th of July? They wanted to “declare” their musical talents!
22. What’s a skeleton’s favorite activity on the 4th of July? Running a “bone-fire” party!
23. Why don’t Americans play hide-and-seek on Independence Day? Because good luck finding someone who isn’t wearing red, white, and blue!
24. What do you call a funny firecracker? A “spark” of humor!
25. How did George Washington know his soldiers were ready for battle? They were always “revolting” for action!
26. Why do patriotic cats love the 4th of July? They can finally show off their “meow-rican” pride!
27. What do you get when you cross a patriot with a vegetable? Yankee Doodle Dandy-onion!
28. How do American football players celebrate Independence Day? With a “touchdown” of freedom!
29. Why did the American student take a flag to school on the 4th of July? For “star-spangled” learning!
30. What’s Uncle Sam’s favorite dance move? The “Declaration Shimmy”!
31. How did the American flag feel when it was raised on Independence Day? It was “pole-arized” with pride!
32. What do you call a funny firework? A “spark-tacular” joke!
33. Why did the tomato turn red on the 4th of July? It saw the salad dressing!
34. What’s the most patriotic insect? The “independent” ant!
35. How do Americans stay cool on the 4th of July? They use “in-ice-pendency”!
36. What do you call a grill master on Independence Day? The “Barbecue Brigade”!
37. Why did the American car have a great time on the 4th of July? It found a “driveway” to celebrate!
38. How do Americans stay entertained on Independence Day? With fire-“workouts”!
39. What’s the American flag’s favorite sport? Flag football, of course!
40. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist on the 4th of July? It needed a “patriotic filling”!
41. How do you describe a musical 4th of July? A “red, white, and blues” celebration!
42. What did the American bald eagle say to its chicks on Independence Day? “You’re all eagles – fly high and proud!”
43. Why do Americans tell jokes on the 4th of July? Because it’s a “laughter of independence”!
44. How do patriotic frogs celebrate the 4th of July? They croak out the national anthem!
45. What’s a firework’s favorite snack? Pop-“firecrackers”!
46. Why did the American football team go to the bakery on Independence Day? To get “touchdown rolls”!
47. How do you know the 4th of July fireworks are shy? They’re always “bursting” with excitement!
48. What do you call a cat that loves America? A “purr-treat”!
49. Why did the American teacher wear a red, white, and blue dress on the 4th of July? To show off her “Independ-dress”!
50. How do Americans eat their hot dogs on Independence Day? With “freedom relish”!
51. Why did the American artist become famous on the 4th of July? Because their paintings were “fire-worth”!
52. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping down the street on Independence Day? The “hare-raising” 4th of July parade!
53. Why did the American cat get invited to the barbecue? Because it was “brilliant” at catching mice!
54. How do Americans take their coffee on the 4th of July? With “liberty” and a splash of cream!
55. What do you call a hot dog who wins a race on the 4th of July? The “wiener” of freedom!
56. Why was American football so brave on Independence Day? It had a lot of “patriotism”!
57. How do you know the American flag loves to party? It’s always “flagging down” fun!
58. What did the American flag say to the wind on the 4th of July? “I’m proud to be un-furled!”
59. Why did the 4th of July cake go to therapy? It felt “in-depend-dough”!
60. How do Americans write love letters on Independence Day? With “star-spangled” emotions!
61. What’s a firework’s favorite type of music? Anything that’s “a-blast”!
62. Why did the patriotic apple pie get a promotion? It was a “sweet symbol” of America!
63. How do Americans travel on the 4th of July? With a “free ride”!
64. What did the American flag say to the fireworks? “You light up my stars!”
65. Why did the American comedian tell jokes on Independence Day? For the “liberty” of laughter!
66. How do Americans count down to the fireworks show? With “rockets and rolls”!
67. What’s an American fish’s favorite instrument? The “star-spangled bass”!
68. Why did the American clock go to therapy? It had too much “independent”!
69. How do patriotic birds celebrate Independence Day? With a “tweet-riot”!
70. What do you call a parade of ants on the 4th of July? The “ANTependence Day” parade!
71. Why do American bakers love the 4th of July? They get to add “fire” to their creations!
72. What did the American firefighter bring to the 4th of July BBQ? “Flame-grilled” sausages!
73. Why did the American horse become a singer on Independence Day? It had a lot of “neigh-national” pride!
74. How do you describe a funny flag on the 4th of July? “Hilarious stripes”!
75. What’s a firework’s favorite game on Independence Day? “Sparklers and seekers”!
76. Why did the American football team go to the bakery on Independence Day? To get some “patriot rolls”!
77. How do you describe a 4th of July picnic with mosquitoes? “Bite” of independence!
78. What’s a firework’s favorite social media platform? Snap-“fire”!
79. Why did the American teacher take a flag to math class on the 4th of July? To count the “in-de-pendants”!
80. How do patriotic insects celebrate Independence Day? With a “buzzing” fireworks show!
81. What did the American flag say to the ocean on the 4th of July? “Wave” hello to freedom!
82. Why did the American football player bring string to the 4th of July party? To “tie-dye” for!
83. How do you describe a 4th of July barbecue with comedians? “Brilliant” entertainment!
84. What do you call a parade of ants on the 4th of July? The “Anticipation” of freedom!
85. Why was the American cake so happy on Independence Day? It had a “slice” of freedom!
86. How do patriotic trees celebrate the 4th of July? They “sprout” American flags!
87. What’s a firework’s favorite type of chocolate? “Rocket” chocolate!
88. Why did the American musician perform on the 4th of July? For the “sounds of independence”!
89. How do Americans write thank-you notes on Independence Day? With “fireworks” of gratitude!
90. What do you call an American hamburger at a 4th of July picnic? The “star-burger”!
Best 4th July jokes
Here are some of the Best 4th July Jokes.
91. Why did the American baseball team go to the beach on the 4th of July? For a “grand slam” in the sand!
92. How do patriotic elephants celebrate Independence Day? With a “trunkful” of American pride!
93. What did the American flag say to the hot dog? “You’re the bun for me!”
94. Why did the American comedian tell jokes on the 4th of July? For the “firecrackers” of laughter!
95. How do you describe a funny parade on Independence Day? A “hilarious march”!
96. What’s a firework’s favorite book genre? “Explosive” thrillers!
97. Why did the American cat join the marching band on Independence Day? For the “purr-cushion”!
98. How do Americans keep their drinks cold on the 4th of July? With “in-defense-cubes”!
99. What do you call a patriotic spider on the 4th of July? A “web-slinger” for freedom!
100. Why did the American artist draw only fireworks on the 4th of July? It was a “blasting” masterpiece!
101. How do you describe a musical 4th of July? A “firework symphony”!
102. What did the American football team do at the 4th of July party? They played “tackle the flag”!
103. Why do American chefs love Independence Day? They get to “liberate” their culinary creativity!
104. What’s a firework’s favorite video game? “Rocket League”!
105. How do patriotic insects communicate on Independence Day? With “buzzing” fireworks signals!
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your 4th of July!
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