100 Funny July Jokes
Here are 100 July Jokes and the Best July Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of July Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about July and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
July Puns
Here are our Top Funny July Jokes.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award in July? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!
3. Why did the tomato turn red in July? Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. What did the July calendar say to all the other months? “I’m the hottest of them all!”
5. Why do bees stay in their hives in July? They don’t want to get caught in a “July” shower!
6. What’s a skeleton’s favorite summer month? July-ly!
7. What did one July calendar say to the other? “I feel like I’m melting!”
8. What’s the best way to stay cool in July? Find shade under a “cool-endar”!
9. Why did the girl bring a ladder to the beach in July? She wanted to catch a “sun ray”!
10. Why was the sun so good at baseball in July? It’s always a “home-run” month for the sun!
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman in July? A “slush-puppy”!
12. Why did the July calendar break up with January? Because January was too cold-hearted!
13. What do you call a fish who plays piano in July? A “jellyfish”!
14. How do you make July stay still? You put it on “pause”!
15. Why did the ice cream melt so fast in July? Because it couldn’t stand the “heat wave”!
16. What did the beach say to the tide in July? “Long time, no sea!”
17. How do you organize a July party for mathematicians? You use “picnic” tables!
18. Why did the man bring a ladder to the parade in July? He wanted to see the “higher-ups”!
19. What do you call a lion who loves July? “Jubilant July”!
20. Why did the chicken go to the beach in July? To lay on the “sunny” side!
21. What did the July calendar say to the ant? “Stop bugging me!”
22. Why did the cow go to outer space in July? It wanted to see if the “moo-n” was made of cheese!
23. What do you get when you cross a dog in July? A “hot dog”!
24. Why did the bicycle fall over in July? It was two-tired!
25. What’s a witch’s favorite month? “July”-ember!
26. Why did the computer go to the beach in July? To surf the net!
27. What do you call a snow cone in July? A “July ice” cone!
28. Why did the tomato turn red in July? Because it saw the salad dressing “ketchup”!
29. What’s the difference between a musician and July? One plays with notes, the other with heat!
30. What do you call a group of sunbathing elephants in July? “Pachyderm picnickers”!
31. Why did the scarecrow always take July off? It needed a “straw-cation”!
32. What’s a July calendar’s favorite type of music? “Rock and roll” – like a BBQ grill!
33. Why did the sun go to school in July? To get a little “ray”-education!
34. What do you call a dog on the beach in July? Sandy Paws!
35. What do you get when you cross a snowman in July? A “waterman”!
36. Why did the fish go to the beach in July? To catch some “rays”!
37. What did one calendar say to the other about July? “I’m booking my summer vacation!”
38. Why was the math book sad in July? Because it had too many “problems” to solve!
39. What do you call a sheep with sunglasses in July? “Shadey”!
40. Why did the ice cream go to school in July? To improve its “scoops”!
41. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite July activity? Corny jokes!
42. Why did the tree go to the beach in July? To find some “tree-mendous” shade!
43. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle with a smiley face!
44. Why was the beach always happy in July? Because it had a “shore” thing going on!
45. What did the sun say to the July calendar? “I’m a star this month!”
46. Why did the crab never share in July? Because it was a little “shellfish”!
47. What’s a July calendar’s favorite type of music? “B-B-Q and the Grills”!
48. Why was the tomato blushing in July? Because it saw the salad dressing “squeeze”!
49. What do you call a dog on the beach in July? “Sandy Paws”!
50. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion in July? Because it was “outstanding” in its field!
51. What do you get when you cross a snowman in July? A “melted” snowman!
52. Why did the ice cream truck break down in July? It got a “sundae” driver!
53. What do you call a hot dog with a sunburn in July? “Cooked-to-perfection”!
54. Why did the scarecrow win an award in July? It was “straw-some”!
55. What do you call a happy calendar in July? “Joy-ly”!
56. Why did the fish blush in July? Because it saw the ocean’s “fin”-the finishing touch!
57. What’s a July calendar’s favorite fruit? “Watermelon”!
58. Why did the tomato turn red in July? It saw the “salad days” ahead!
59. What do you call a snowman in July? A “melted memory”!
60. Why was the scarecrow a good singer in July? Because it had a “straw-mazing” voice!
61. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite July activity? “Crowing” about corny jokes!
62. Why did the snowman take a vacation in July? It wanted to “chill” out!
63. What do you call a dog on the beach in July? A “sand wagon”!
64. Why did the tomato turn red in July? Because it was “ketchup” with the times!
65. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite July movie? “The Wizard of Straw”!
66. Why did the tree apply for a job in July? It wanted to “branch” out!
67. What do you call a sunbathing penguin in July? A “cool” dude!
68. Why did the scarecrow become a weatherman in July? It had a “barometer” personality!
69. What’s a July calendar’s favorite instrument? “Trom-bone”!
70. Why did the tomato blush in July? Because it saw the salad dressing “dressing” up!
71. What do you get when you cross a snowman in July? A “Sweatman”!
72. Why did the ice cream go to school in July? To get a little “cone”-intelligence!
73. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite July activity? “Corn”-tactic adventures!
74. Why did the snowman go to the beach in July? To catch some “sunny” rays!
75. What do you call a dog on the beach in July? “Sand-ruff”!
76. Why did the scarecrow win an award in July? It was “straw-tastic”!
77. What do you get when you cross a snowman in July? A “puddle man”!
78. Why did the ice cream truck run out of gas in July? It was a “sundae” driver!
79. What do you call a hot dog with a sunburn in July? A “toasted bun”!
80. Why did the scarecrow always take July off? It needed a “straw-cation”!
81. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite July activity? “Crowing” about corny jokes!
82. Why did the snowman take a vacation in July? It wanted to “chill” out!
83. What do you call a dog on the beach in July? A “sand wagon”!
84. Why did the tomato turn red in July? Because it was “ketchup” with the times!
85. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite July movie? “The Wizard of Straw”!
86. Why did the tree apply for a job in July? It wanted to “branch” out!
87. What do you call a sunbathing penguin in July? A “cool” dude!
88. Why did the scarecrow become a weatherman in July? It had a “barometer” personality!
89. What’s a July calendar’s favorite instrument? “Trom-bone”!
90. Why did the tomato blush in July? Because it saw the salad dressing “dressing” up!
Best July jokes
Here are some of the Best July Jokes.
91. What do you get when you cross a snowman in July? A “Sweatman”!
92. Why did the ice cream go to school in July? To get a little “cone”-intelligence!
93. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite July activity? “Corn”-tactic adventures!
94. Why did the snowman go to the beach in July? To catch some “sunny” rays!
95. What do you call a dog on the beach in July? “Sand-ruff”!
96. Why did the scarecrow win an award in July? It was “straw-tastic”!
97. What do you get when you cross a snowman in July? A “puddle man”!
98. Why did the ice cream truck run out of gas in July? It was a “sundae” driver!
99. What do you call a hot dog with a sunburn in July? A “toasted bun”!
100. Why did the scarecrow always take July off? It needed a “straw-cation”!
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your July!
Final thoughts about July Jokes
I hope you are laughing after reading these July Jokes. You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more about Month Jokes.
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