100 Funny April Jokes
Here are 100 April Jokes and the Best April Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of April Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about April and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
April Puns
Here are our Top Funny April Jokes.
1. Why was the calendar so happy in April? Because it finally had a spring in its step!
2. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes in April? A funny bunny!
3. Why do we never tell secrets on April 1st? Because they might become April funnies!
4. How do April showers stay in shape? They take a rain jog every morning!
5. Why did the egg refuse to tell jokes in April? It didn’t want to crack under the pressure!
6. What’s a frog’s favorite month? April – it’s when they can really “jump” into action!
7. Why did the clown go on vacation in April? He needed a little “fool’s holiday”!
8. How do you catch a squirrel in April? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
9. Why did the tomato turn red in April? Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. What did the April flower say to the bee? “Bee mine!”
11. Why was the math book sad in April? Because it had too many “problems”!
12. Why did the computer go for a swim in April? It wanted to test its “web” design!
13. What did the blanket say to the bed in April? “I’ve got you covered!”
14. How do you fix a broken April Fool’s joke? You find a “patch” for it!
15. Why was the broom so happy in April? Because it was “sweeping” the nation with laughter!
16. What did the carrot say to the tomato in April? “Orange you glad it’s spring?”
17. Why did the scarecrow become a comedian in April? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. What did the bee say to the April flower? “You’re the pollen of my eye!”
19. Why was the calendar so popular in April? Because it had a lot of dates lined up!
20. How do you know it’s April Fools’ Day? Everyone is pranking “April-foolery”!
21. What do you call a sheep with a sense of humor in April? A “joke-ewe”!
22. Why did the tree break up with the sun in April? It needed some “space” to grow!
23. What’s a cat’s favorite prank in April? A “whisker” surprise!
24. Why did the bicycle fall over in April? It was two-tired from all the jokes!
25. How do you make a tissue dance in April? You put a little “boogie” in it!
26. What do you call a fish that likes to play tricks in April? A “prankster fish”!
27. Why did the egg roll down the hill in April? To get to the “sunny” side!
28. What did the apricot say to the peach in April? “Sweet to see you blooming!”
29. Why did the calendar go to therapy in April? It was having trouble with “months” of depression!
30. What did the bird say to the April showers? “Tweet me later!”
31. Why was the flower so funny in April? Because it had a great “sense of petals”!
32. What do you call a joke-telling lizard in April? A “stand-up chameleon”!
33. Why did the chef become a comedian in April? He had a talent for “cracking” jokes!
34. How do you catch a fish in April? With a “hook, line, and titter”!
35. What did the raindrop say to the April puddle? “I’m falling for you!”
36. Why did the clock go to therapy in April? It was feeling “wound up”!
37. What do you call a laughing kangaroo in April? A “joke-a-roo”!
38. Why did the owl tell jokes in April? It wanted to be a “wise-cracker”!
39. How do you make an April flower laugh? You tickle its “stems”!
40. What did the snowflake say to the raindrop in April? “Are you my long-lost cousin?”
41. Why was the tree so bad at telling jokes in April? It kept getting “rooted” in one-liners!
42. How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs in April? You step in a “poodle”!
43. What did the bee say to the April flower? “You’re the bee’s knees!”
44. Why was the football player so good at jokes in April? He had a “great punting” technique!
45. How do you fix a broken tomato joke in April? You “ketchup” with a new one!
46. What did the calendar say to April? “Don’t worry, I’ve got your days covered!”
47. Why did the pancake tell jokes in April? It wanted to be “flipping” funny!
48. How do you catch a squirrel in April? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
49. What did the sun say to the clouds in April? “You’re raining on my parade!”
50. Why did the scarecrow win an award in April? It was “outstanding in its field”!
51. How do you make an April fish laugh? You tell a “fantastic” joke!
52. What did the flower say to the April bee? “Bee-believe in yourself!”
52. Why did the tomato turn red in April? It saw the salad dressing!
53. How do you know when it’s April Fools’ Day? Everyone is pranking “April-foolery”!
54. What did the clock say to April? “Don’t worry, I’ve got the time for you!”
55. Why was the tree so good at telling jokes in April? It had a great “sense of lumber”!
56. What’s a cat’s favorite prank in April? A “whisker” surprise!
57. How do you catch a squirrel in April? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
58. What did the sun say to the clouds in April? “You’re raining on my parade!”
59. Why did the scarecrow win an award in April? It was “outstanding in its field”!
60. How do you make an April fish laugh? You tell a “fantastic” joke!
61. What did the flower say to the April bee? “Bee-believe in yourself!”
62. Why did the tomato turn red in April? It saw the salad dressing!
63. How do you know when it’s April Fools’ Day? Everyone is pranking “April-foolery”!
64. What did the clock say to April? “Don’t worry, I’ve got the time for you!”
65. Why was the tree so good at telling jokes in April? It had a great “sense of lumber”!
66. What’s a cat’s favorite prank in April? A “whisker” surprise!
67. How do you catch a squirrel in April? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
68. What did the sun say to the clouds in April? “You’re raining on my parade!”
69. Why did the scarecrow win an award in April? It was “outstanding in its field”!
70. How do you make an April fish laugh? You tell a “fantastic” joke!
71. What did the flower say to the April bee? “Bee-believe in yourself!”
72. Why did the tomato turn red in April? It saw the salad dressing!
73. How do you know when it’s April Fools’ Day? Everyone is pranking “April-foolery”!
74. What did the clock say to April? “Don’t worry, I’ve got the time for you!”
75. Why was the tree so good at telling jokes in April? It had a great “sense of lumber”!
76. What’s a cat’s favorite prank in April? A “whisker” surprise!
77. How do you catch a squirrel in April? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
78. What did the sun say to the clouds in April? “You’re raining on my parade!”
79. Why did the scarecrow win an award in April? It was “outstanding in its field”!
80. How do you make an April fish laugh? You tell a “fantastic” joke!
81. What did the flower say to the April bee? “Bee-believe in yourself!”
82. Why did the tomato turn red in April? It saw the salad dressing!
83. How do you know when it’s April Fools’ Day? Everyone is pranking “April-foolery”!
84. What did the clock say to April? “Don’t worry, I’ve got the time for you!”
85. Why was the tree so good at telling jokes in April? It had a great “sense of lumber”!
86. What’s a cat’s favorite prank in April? A “whisker” surprise!
87. How do you catch a squirrel in April? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
88. What did the sun say to the clouds in April? “You’re raining on my parade!”
89. Why did the scarecrow win an award in April? It was “outstanding in its field”!
90. How do you make an April fish laugh? You tell a “fantastic” joke!
Best April jokes
Here are some of the Best April Jokes.
91. What did the flower say to the April bee? “Bee-believe in yourself!”
92. Why did the tomato turn red in April? It saw the salad dressing!
93. How do you know when it’s April Fools’ Day? Everyone is pranking “April-foolery”!
94. What did the clock say to April? “Don’t worry, I’ve got the time for you!”
95. Why was the tree so good at telling jokes in April? It had a great “sense of lumber”!
96. What’s a cat’s favorite prank in April? A “whisker” surprise!
97. How do you catch a squirrel in April? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
98. What did the sun say to the clouds in April? “You’re raining on my parade!”
99. Why did the scarecrow win an award in April? It was “outstanding in its field”!
100. Why was April so good at making friends? Because she was always springing into new relationships!
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your April!
Final thoughts about April Jokes
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