100 Funny May Jokes
Here are 100 May Jokes and the Best May Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of May Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about May and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
May Puns
Here are our Top Funny May Jokes.
1. May I tell you a joke about May?
2. Why did the flowers stay inside during May? They were afraid of the pollen season.
3. In May, even the flowers have a “makeover.”
4. What did April say to May? “I’m still blooming!”
5. May the jokes be with you this month!
6. Why did the scarecrow start a garden in May? It was ready to turn over a new “May’f.”
7. What do you say to someone who was born in May? “Happy May Day to you!”
8. Why is May the coolest month? Because it has an “ice-maker”!
9. May is the best month to listen to the birds. They have the “melody” of nature.
10. Did you hear about the flowers that got married in May? It was a “Marriage” ceremony!
11. I had a dream that I was swimming in mayonnaise. May-o, may-o not believe it!
12. What’s a cat’s favorite month? “Mayow.”
13. Why did the tomato turn red in May? It saw the salad dressing!
14. May the jokes keep blooming all month long!
15. Why do meteorologists love May? It’s the perfect time to “Mayke” forecasts!
16. What do you call a bee born in May? A “maybe.”
17. In May, it’s raining cats and “may-nogs”!
18. What do you say to someone getting a sunburn in May? “May I offer you some sunscreen?”
19. Why did the calendar go on a diet in May? Get ready for its “Makeover”!
20. May the force be with you… all month long!
21. Why are flowers so polite in May? They always “make” a way for others to bloom.
22. What do you call a dog born in May? A “may-terrier.”
23. Why was the computer cold in May? It left its Windows open!
24. What do you say to someone sneezing in May? “May the blessings be with you!”
25. May I ask you to leaf me alone with these puns?
26. Why did the chicken become a gardener in May? It wanted to “make” some veggies!
27. What do you call a sheep born in May? A “may-may.”
28. Why did the tree start singing in May? It wanted to “make” some music!
29. May the jokes keep you “May-lignans” with laughter!
30. What did one flower say to another in May? “We’re in the prime of our ‘May’-purity!”
31. Why are flowers so good at problem-solving in May? They’ve got their “may-pers” on!
32. What’s your favorite dance in May? The “may-carena”!
33. Why did the calendar refuse to go out in May? It said, “I’m past my ‘May maturity.'”
34. What do you say to someone with allergies in May? “May the tissues be with you.”
35. May I interest you in some more puns?
36. Why did the bee go to school in May? To get a “Mayjor” in honey-making!
37. What do you call a fishing trip in May? A “catch-may-if-you-can” adventure!
38. Why did the grape want to stay in May forever? I was having an “amazing” time!
39. What’s a plant’s favorite month? May! They always “make” the best of it!
40. May the jokes be as bright as the May flowers!
41. Why did the astronaut bring a calendar to space in May? To “Mayke” sure they didn’t miss the month!
42. What do you say to someone who loves puns in May? “You ‘Mayze’ me with your humor!”
43. Why did the cookie cry in May? It missed its “May-kies”!
44. What do you call a snobbish plant in May? A “may-tree-arch”!
45. May I remind you that these jokes are pun-tactic?
46. Why did the snowman visit the beach in May? I wanted to see some “May-maids”!
47. What’s a frog’s favorite month? “May-Caribbean”!
48. Why did the tomato turn red in May? It saw the salad dressing!
49. What do you say to someone running a marathon in May? “May the finish line be with you!”
50. May I offer you a bouquet of laughter with these jokes?
51. Why do the trees love May? Because they get to “make” new leafy friends!
52. What do you call a flower that loves to sleep in May? A “May-gera” plant!
53. Why did the baby chick stay in its nest in May? It was too “may-ny” feathers to fly!
54. What’s a horse’s favorite month? “May-stang”!
55. May I plant the seed of laughter with these jokes?
56. Why did the potato want to be in May’s calendar photo? It wanted to be the “May starch” of the show!
57. What do you say to someone on a spring-cleaning spree in May? “May the dust be with you!”
58. What’s a computer’s favorite season? “May-ternal”!
59. Why did the bee get married in May? It found the perfect “mayte”!
60. May I make you smile with these puns?
61. What do you call a horse born in May? A “may-sequin”!
62. Why was the tomato blushing in May? It saw the salad dressing, and it “may-go-red” in the face!
63. What’s a skeleton’s favorite month? “Dis-May”!
64. Why did the calendar refuse to work in May? It wanted a “May-cation”!
65. May I keep the jokes coming?
66. What do you say to someone who’s always late in May? “Maybe you should set an alarm!”
67. Why did the baker love May? Because they could “make” delicious treats all month long!
68. What’s a pirate’s favorite month? “May-tee”!
69. Why did the grape stop in May? It was “may-turned”!
70. May I make your day with more puns?
71. What do you say to someone playing hide and seek in May? “May the best hider win!”
72. Why did the calendar start dieting in May? It wanted to have a “May makeover”!
73. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite month? “Dis-May”!
74. Why did the skeleton go on a diet in May? It wanted to “may-ger” its weight!
75. May I continue to “may-ke” you laugh?
76. What do you say to someone getting a tan in May? “May I join you under the sun?”
77. Why did the bee visit the gym in May? To “make” some honey gains!
78. What’s an owl’s favorite month? “Owl-may”!
79. May I bring more smiles with these jokes?
80. Why was the tomato blushing in May? It saw the salad dressing and “may-go” red in the face!
81. What do you call a frog born in May? A “may-toad”!
82. Why did the sheep get a haircut in May? It was ready for a “May makeover”!
83. What’s an astronaut’s favorite month? “May-n”!
84. May I add some more laughter to your day?
85. Why did the calendar become a comedian in May? To “make” people laugh all month long!
86. What do you say to someone who loves flowers in May? “May your garden bloom with joy!”
87. Why was the tomato so generous in May? It wanted to “make” people happy with its sauce!
88. What’s a bee’s favorite month? “May-king” honey!
89. May I bring a smile to your face with these jokes?
90. Why did the cat sit near the flowers in May? It wanted to enjoy the “May-nificent” view!
Best May jokes
Here are some of the Best May Jokes.
91. What do you say to someone running a marathon in May? “May the course be with you!”
92. Why did the computer go on a diet in May? It wanted to “may-minimize” its weight!
93. What’s a robot’s favorite month? “May-chine”!
94. May I brighten your day with more puns?
95. Why did the scarecrow start telling jokes in May? To “may-ke” the crows laugh!
96. What do you say to someone planting a tree in May? “May it grow strong and tall!”
97. Why did the grape break up with April and start dating May? Because it found a “May-te”!
98. What’s a vampire’s favorite month? “May-plum”!
99. May I continue to “may-ke” you laugh uncontrollably?
100. Why did the calendar book a comedy show in May? To have a “May-velours” time with jokes!
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your May!
Final thoughts about May Jokes
I hope you are laughing after reading these May Jokes. You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more about Month Jokes.
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