50 Funny Angel Jokes

Here are 50 Funny Angel Jokes and the Best Angel Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Angel Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Angel and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

Angel Jokes

Here are 50 jokes about Angel.

1. Why did the angel get a ticket? It was caught speeding on a heavenly cloud.

2. What do you call an angel who loves to play music? A harpist-angelist!

3. How do angels greet each other? Halo!

4. Why did the angel bring a ladder to the party? To reach cloud nine!

5. What do you call an angel who is always late? Tardy with a halo!

6. Why did the angel bring a flashlight to heaven? To find the light at the end of the tunnel cloud!

7. What do you call an angel who loves to sing? A song-gel!

8. How do angels communicate with each other? They use celestial phones!

9. Why did the angel go to school? To improve its halo effect!

10. What’s an angel’s favorite dance? The harp-shuffle!

11. How do angels stay in shape? They do heavenly aerobics!

12. What’s an angel’s favorite type of bread? Halo-mi!

13. Why did the angel go to therapy? It had too many clouded thoughts!

14. What did the angel say to the cloud? “You’re looking heavenly today!”

15. Why was the angel good at math? It had divine calculations!

16. What’s an angel’s favorite kind of candy? Halo-mints!

17. How do angels fly without wings? They use angel power!

18. Why did the angel start a garden? It wanted to grow some halos!

19. What’s an angel’s favorite ice cream flavor? Halonilla!

20. How do angels send messages? By “air-mail”!

21. What’s an angel’s favorite game? Halo!

22. Why did the angel carry a pencil? To draw its path to heaven!

23. What’s an angel’s favorite subject in school? Halo-gy!

24. Why did the angel apply for a job? To earn some divine dough!

25. What’s an angel’s favorite fruit? Halo-peach!

26. Why did the angel become a gardener? It loved tending to the divine rose gardens!

27. What’s an angel’s favorite beverage? Halonade!

28. Why did the angel bring a camera to the concert? To capture some heavenly moments!

29. What’s an angel’s favorite planet? Haloven!

30. Why did the angel attend cooking school? It wanted to make heavenly dishes!

31. What’s an angel’s favorite type of music? Halo-tone!

32. Why did the angel open a bakery? To make heavenly pastries!

33. What’s an angel’s favorite game show? Who Wants to Be a Cherub?

34. Why did the angel get a computer? To surf the worldwide heaven-net!

35. What’s an angel’s favorite place in a house? The halo-way!

36. Why did the angel visit the dentist? It needed to fix a divine cavity!

37. What’s an angel’s favorite car? A Halo-coupe!

38. Why did the angel go to the theater? To see a play about celestial beings!

39. What’s an angel’s favorite animal? A giraffe-el!

40. Why did the angel bring a ladder to the library? To reach the highest shelf in Heaven’s book section!

Best Angel Puns

Here are some Best Angel Puns.

41. What’s an angel’s favorite game console? Halo Xbox!

42. Why did the angel become a painter? It wanted to create heavenly masterpieces!

43. What’s an angel’s favorite mode of transportation? Helicopter!

44. Why did the angel start a fashion line? To design the trendiest halos!

45. What’s an angel’s favorite dessert? Halo-pie!

46. Why did the angel start a comedy club? To spread heavenly laughter!

47. What’s an angel’s favorite type of bread? Heavenly wheat!

48. Why did the angel start a workout program? To maintain its divine physique!

49. What’s an angel’s favorite exercise? Halo-sprints!

50. Why did the angel start a perfume line? To bottle the scent of heaven!

Final Thoughts about Angel Jokes

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