100 Funny Bacon Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Bacon Jokes and the Best Bacon Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Bacon Jokes
Here is the collection of 100 Bacon jokes.
1. What do you call a pig who knows karate? Porkchop!
2. Why did the bacon go to therapy? It had too many emotional issues to fry out.
3. What’s a pig’s favorite karaoke song? “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart.”
4. How does bacon say grace before a meal? “Lettuce pray.”
5. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork!
6. Why did the bacon bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on the house.
7. What do you call a bacon that sings? A ham-burger!
8. Why did the bacon go to jail? It couldn’t stop sizzling up trouble.
9. What’s Bacon’s favorite horror movie? “Silence of the Hams.”
10. Why did the bacon blush? It saw the salad dressing.
11. What’s a pig’s favorite dessert? Peach cobbler – because it’s bacon in the sun.
12. What do you call a bacon that’s been shredded? Pulled pork.
13. Why did the bacon win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
14. What do you call bacon with a Ph.D.? A “sizzle-ent” scholar.
15. How do you make bacon crispy? Steal its blanket!
16. Why did the bacon go to school? To get smarter than a sausage.
17. What did one bacon strip say to the other? “I’m bacon you to stop.”
18. What do you call Bacon who tells jokes? A hamster!
19. How do you make bacon laugh? Fry it up with a side of puns.
20. What’s a bacon’s favorite game? Swine and Seek.
21. Why did the bacon get in trouble at school? It couldn’t keep its grades up – they were all too crispy.
22. What do you get when you cross a pig with a computer? A lot of tera-ham!
23. What’s Bacon’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Fryin'”.
24. Why did the bacon break up with the egg? It wanted more space on the plate.
25. What do you call bacon that’s gone bad? A “mistake-on” identity.
26. What did the bacon say when it got burnt? “I’m toast!”
27. How does a bacon rapper start a song? “Yo, yo, yo – it’s bacon time!”
28. What do you call a pig who’s a secret agent? Double “oink” seven.
29. Why did the bacon start a band? It wanted to make some sizzle on the charts.
30. What’s a bacon’s favorite vegetable? Bacon bits!
31. How does Bacon write a love letter? With a “sizzle” stick.
32. Why did the bacon go to the gym? To get a little “extra crispy.”
33. What’s a bacon’s favorite social media platform? Vine, of course!
34. Why did the bacon go to the party alone? It didn’t want to bring home any “ham burglars.”
35. What did the bacon say to the tomato? “Lettuce ketchup sometimes.”
36. How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? Don’t worry, they’ll “ham” it up.
37. Why was the bacon sad? Because it felt so “streaky.”
38. What did the bacon say to the egg? “You crack me up!”
39. What do you call bacon that’s lost all its money? A “sow” re a loser.
40. Why was the bacon so confident? It had the sizzle factor!
41. What do you call bacon that meditates? Ointment.
42. Why did the bacon refuse to get in the frying pan? It couldn’t handle the heat.
43. What’s a pig’s favorite musical instrument? The “pig”-and, of course!
44. Why was the bacon so good at math? It had a lot of “counting” practice.
45. What did the bacon say to the sausage? “You’re the wurst!”
46. What do you get when you drop a piggy bank? Pork change!
47. How do you describe a bacon’s dancing? Sizzlin’ moves!
48. Why did the bacon go to the doctor? It felt a bit “rash.”
49. What’s a bacon’s favorite sport? Fryer-works!
50. Why did the bacon go to the beach? To get a tan line that looked like a grill mark.
51. What do you call bacon with a sunburn? Crispy.
52. Why did the bacon go to space? To find the “solar sizzle.”
53. What’s a bacon’s favorite flower? Porkchids!
54. Why did the bacon cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
55. How do you make bacon smile? Butter it up with compliments.
56. What did the bacon say to the cheese? “You’re my meltable mate!”
57. Why did the bacon go to school early? It wanted to be the “head” of the class.
58. What’s Bacon’s favorite movie genre? “Pork”-corn flicks!
59. Why did the bacon refuse to fight? It didn’t want to get into a “rasher” decision.
60. What’s a bacon’s favorite workout move? The “ham” string stretch.
61. Why was Bacon such a great artist? It had an eye for “pork”-traits.
62. What do you call bacon with glasses? A “sight” for sore eyes!
63. Why did the bacon bring a notebook to the party? To “bacon” memories.
64. What’s a bacon’s favorite travel destination? The “sizzle”-ranks!
65. Why did Bacon run for president? It wanted to bring home the bacon!
66. What do you call a bacon who loves to travel? A trotter-naut!
67. Why did the bacon go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “strips.”
68. What’s a pig’s favorite type of joke? Puns – they’re always “ham”-my!
69. Why did the bacon go to the barber? It needed a “trim”-mings.
70. What do you call bacon that’s been left out too long? “Stinkin’ bacon.”
71. Why did the bacon go on a diet? It wanted to “ham”-prove its health.
72. What’s a bacon’s favorite accessory? A “ham”-bag!
73. Why did the bacon join a dance crew? To master the “ham”-bone.
74. What do you call bacon in disguise? An “undercover pork.”
75. Why did the bacon join the choir? It had a “sizzling” voice.
76. What’s Bacon’s favorite book genre? Mystery novels – it loves a good “sizzler.”
77. Why did the bacon go to the concert? It wanted to see the “sizzle” reel.
78. What do you call Bacon who tells tall tales? A “sizzle”-storyteller.
79. Why did the bacon go to the beach alone? It didn’t want anyone to “hamper” its fun.
80. What’s a bacon’s favorite school subject? Trigonometry!
81. Why did the bacon go to the doctor? It felt a little “crispy.”
82. What do you call bacon that’s too eager? A “ham”-ambulance chaser!
83. Why did Bacon run for president? It thought it could “ham-dle” the job.
84. What’s a bacon’s favorite type of music? “Rind”-ge music!
85. Why did the bacon become a detective? It had a “nose” for solving crimes.
86. What do you call bacon that’s always happy? A “jolly ham!”
87. Why did the bacon refuse to go to the party? It didn’t want to be the “rasher” of attention.
88. What’s a bacon’s favorite exercise? The “crispy” crunch.
89. Why did the bacon go to art school? It wanted to “ham”-master the techniques.
90. What do you call a bacon who’s a trendsetter? A “ham”-pioneer!
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91. Why did the bacon start a blog? It had a lot of “sizzlin'” ideas.
92. What’s a bacon’s favorite TV show? “Breaking Ham.”
93. Why did the bacon join the circus? It wanted to be the “sizzler” act.
94. What do you call a bacon who’s a firefighter? A “flame-grilled ham.”
95. Why did the bacon go to the bank? To make a “savings” account.
96. What’s a bacon’s favorite car? A “ham”-boring!
97. Why did the bacon take up gardening? It wanted to grow its own “sizzlin'” herbs.
98. What do you call bacon with good manners? A “polite pork.”
99. Why did the bacon go to the party early? To beat the “sizzlin'” crowd.
100. What’s a bacon’s favorite board game? Monopoly!
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