70 Funny Drinks Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Drinks Jokes and the Best Drinks Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Drinks Jokes
Here is the collection of 50 Drinks jokes.
1. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
2. What did one tea bag say to the other? “You’re tea-rrific!”
3. Why did the lemon refuse to join the party? It was too bitter.
4. How do you organize a space party? You “planet” with coffee and “star” with tea!
5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
6. Did you hear about the scientist who tried to turn water into wine? He got too watered down.
7. Why did the cola go to therapy? It had too many issues.
8. I’ve been trying to make a drink from herbs, but it’s a steep learning curve.
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like some cocktails!
10. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
11. What’s a bartender’s favorite chemical element? Barium – because it’s “Ba”r-tender!
12. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
13. Why did the beer file a lawsuit? It wanted justice for being canned.
14. What did one coffee say to the other coffee? “Don’t espresso yourself too much.”
15. Why don’t scientists trust ice? Because it’s too slippery.
16. Why did the wine visit the therapist? It had bottle issues.
17. I asked the bartender if he had any non-alcoholic options. He said, “Sure, water with a lemon slice.”
18. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
19. What do you call a sad coffee? A depression.
20. Why don’t bartenders play hide and seek? Because good ones are always behind the bar.
21. What’s a milkshake’s favorite dance? The shake, of course!
22. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
23. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
24. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
26. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!
27. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
28. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
29. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
30. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
31. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
32. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
33. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
34. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
35. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
36. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
37. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
38. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
39. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
40. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
41. Why don’t scientists trust ice? Because it’s too slippery!
42. What do you call a pile of cats? A mountain!
43. How do you organize a space party? You “planet” with coffee and “star” with tea!
44. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
45. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
46. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
47. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
48. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
49. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
50. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!
51. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
52. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
53. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
54. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
55. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
56. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
57. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
58. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
59. What do you call a pile of cats? A mountain!
60. Why did the lemon refuse to join the party? It was too bitter.
Best Drinks Jokes
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61. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
62. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
63. What did one tea bag say to the other? “You’re tea-rrific!”
64. Why did the cola go to therapy? It had too many issues.
65. Why did the wine visit the therapist? It had bottle issues.
66. What’s a bartender’s favorite chemical element? Barium – because it’s “Ba”r-tender!
67. I asked the bartender if he had any non-alcoholic options. He said, “Sure, water with a lemon slice.”
68. What’s a milkshake’s favorite dance? The shake, of course!
69. What did one coffee say to the other coffee? “Don’t espresso yourself too much.”
70. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
Final Thoughts about Drinks Jokes
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