100 Funny Bagel Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Bagel Jokes and the Best Bagel Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Bagel Jokes
Here is the collection of 100 Bagel jokes.
1. Why did the bagel go to therapy? It had too many “hole” issues.
2. What’s a bagel’s favorite exercise? Rolling away from responsibilities.
3. Why did the bagel get an award? It was “dough” ing its best!
4. What do you call a bagel that’s always late? A slow-roasted bagel.
5. How do you make a bagel smile? Butter it up!
6. Why did the bagel blush? Because it saw the cream cheese without its cap on.
7. What’s a bagel’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good “roll” in the plot.
8. What’s a bagel’s favorite kind of music? Poppy tunes!
9. Why don’t bagels ever get lost? They always have a good “sense of dough-rection.”
10. What’s a bagel’s favorite social media platform? Insta-dough-ram.
11. Why did the bagel get in trouble? It was caught loitering around the toaster.
12. What’s a bagel’s favorite board game? Dough-minos!
13. How do bagels stay warm in the winter? They wear bagel-ies!
14. Why was the bagel feeling sad? I thought it was just a “whole” lot of nothing.
15. What’s a bagel’s favorite way to travel? By “roll” er coaster!
16. Why don’t bagels ever get angry? They’re just too “well-rounded.”
17. What’s a bagel’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Much Ado About Muffin.”
18. Why did the bagel break up with the croissant? It found someone “dough” lightful.
19. What do you call a bagel that’s full of itself? Egotistical.
20. Why did the bagel get an A+ in school? It had excellent “dough documentation.”
21. What do you get when you cross a bagel with a vampire? A count-chocula!
22. Why did the bagel apply for a job? It kneaded the dough!
23. What’s a bagel’s favorite outdoor activity? Playing “dough”-dodgeball.
24. How does a bagel answer the phone? “Ahoy, glazin’!”
25. What do you call a bagel that’s been through a lot? Baggage-el.
26. Why don’t bagels ever get in fights? They’re all about “peas” and love.
27. How do bagels stay in shape? They do the “gluten-free” diet!
28. What did the bagel say to the doughnut? “You’re the ‘whole’ world to me!”
29. Why did the bagel go to school? It wanted to get “smarter” about its fillings.
30. What do you call a bagel that can sing? A tuneful bagel!
31. Why did the bagel get a computer? It wanted to keep up with the latest “byte”-ings.
32. How does a bagel apologize? By saying, “I’m sorry if I hurt your ‘fillings’.”
33. What’s a bagel’s favorite flower? A daffod-“dill.”
34. Why was the bagel always calm? It knew how to “loaf” around.
35. What do you call a bagel that’s a great dancer? A “flour” fishing performer.
36. How do bagels pay for things? With “dough”-nations.
37. Why did the bagel join a band? It wanted to be a “roll” in stone!
38. What’s a bagel’s favorite subject in school? “Roll” call.
39. Why did the bagel visit the doctor? It was feeling a bit “crumby.”
40. How do you compliment a bagel? “You’re the jam to my butter!”
41. What’s a bagel’s favorite winter sport? “Dough”ge skating.
42. Why did the bagel apply for a job at the bakery? It kneaded a change of pace.
43. What’s a bagel’s favorite type of book? A “whodunit” mystery!
44. Why did the bagel break up with the muffin? It wanted someone “dough”licious.
45. What’s a bagel’s favorite magic trick? Turning cream cheese into thin air!
46. Why did the bagel go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “glute”-n tolerance.
47. How does a bagel tell time? With a “dough”-clock!
48. What’s a bagel’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Tortillas.”
49. Why did the bagel go to space? It wanted to see if it could be an “Astro-naught.”
50. How do bagels like to relax? By soaking in a nice, warm tub of cream cheese.
51. Why did the bagel get a library card? It wanted to improve its “dough vocabulary.”
52. What’s a bagel’s favorite dessert? A “flour”-less chocolate cake!
53. Why did the bagel go to the beach? To catch some “rays” of sunshine!
54. What’s a bagel’s favorite exercise equipment? A “dough”-bell.
55. Why did the bagel go to the art gallery? It wanted to appreciate some “finely kneaded” masterpieces.
56. What’s a bagel’s favorite holiday? “Roll” when!
57. Why did the bagel go to the music festival? To catch some “jam”-min’ tunes.
58. What’s a bagel’s favorite way to relax? By soaking up the “sesame” vibes.
59. Why did the bagel bring a ladder to the bakery? It wanted to reach for the “loaf”-ty dreams.
60. What’s a bagel’s favorite planet? Mars-bar!
61. Why did the bagel break up with the pretzel? It was tired of all the “twisted” ed arguments.
62. What’s a bagel’s favorite party game? “Pin the Cream Cheese on the Bagel.”
63. Why did the bagel start a garden? It wanted to grow its “dough” main.
64. What’s a bagel’s favorite superhero? “Loaf” of Justice!
65. Why did the bagel go to the fashion show? It wanted to show off its “whole” new look.
66. What’s a bagel’s favorite type of weather? “Lightly toasted” with a chance of butter.
67. Why did the bagel go to the comedy club? It heard there’d be a “dough”-open mic night.
68. What’s a bagel’s favorite way to meditate? Finding its “inner gluten.”
69. Why did the bagel get a pet? It wanted a “dough-mystic” companion.
70. What’s a bagel’s favorite dance move? The “sugar sprinkle” shuffle.
71. Why did the bagel become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of the missing “filling.”
72. What’s a bagel’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Choc-dough-late chip.”
73. Why did the bagel become a lifeguard? It wanted to save lives and catch some “waves.”
74. What’s a bagel’s favorite Shakespearean quote? “To be or not to ‘brie’…”
75. Why did the bagel start a blog? To share its “dough-licious” recipes.
76. What’s a bagel’s favorite way to travel the world? “Bagel” hopping!
77. Why did the bagel get a passport? It wanted to explore “dough-domestic” and international flavors.
78. What’s a bagel’s favorite type of art? “Culinary canvas.”
79. Why did the bagel go to the cinema? I heard the movie was a real “dough”-buster!
80. What’s a bagel’s favorite video game? “Rollercoaster Tycoon.”
81. Why did the bagel start a band? It wanted to make some “jam”-min’ tunes.
82. What’s a bagel’s favorite coffee shop order? A “latte” of cream cheese.
83. Why did the bagel go to the gym? It wanted to get “raisin” muscles.
84. What’s a bagel’s favorite type of fish? A “lox”-odonta.
85. Why did the bagel go to the art class? It wanted to learn to “dough” draw.
86. What’s a bagel’s favorite kind of car? A “roll” -s Royce.
87. Why did the Bagel start a podcast? It had a lot of “dough-lightful” stories to share.
88. What’s a bagel’s favorite type of tree? The “cinnamon swirl” oak.
89. Why did the bagel become a coach? It wanted to give others a “dough-tiful” perspective.
90. What’s a bagel’s favorite fruit? “Dough-berry.”
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91. Why did the bagel write a book? It had a “whole” lot of wisdom to share.
92. What’s a bagel’s favorite farm animal? A “buttered-up” chicken.
93. Why did the bagel get a smartphone? It wanted to stay “bread-y” for any opportunity.
94. What’s a bagel’s favorite mode of transportation? A “dough”-buggy.
95. Why did the bagel audition for a play? It wanted to “rise” to the occasion.
96. What’s a bagel’s favorite fairy tale? “The Princess and the ‘Dough’ pea.”
97. Why did the bagel start a bakery? It wanted to be the “dough-dominant” force in town.
98. What’s a bagel’s favorite game? “Hide and ‘dough’ seek.”
99. Why did the bagel start a YouTube channel? It had a knack for “dough” -ing it all.
100. What’s a bagel’s favorite type of joke? Anything with a “dough” punchline!
Final Thoughts about Bagel Jokes
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