80 Funny Bananas Jokes
Here are 80 Funny Bananas Jokes and the Best Bananas Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Bananas Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Bananas and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Bananas Jokes
Here is the collection of 80 Bananas jokes.
1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
2. What’s a banana’s favorite dance move? The split!
3. What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers!
4. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it wanted to find its “bunch” of friends!
5. How do bananas stay organized? They hang out in bunches!
6. Why did the banana go to the gym? It wanted to get in shape for its “a-peel”!
7. What do you say to a sad banana? “Cheer up, things will start to peel better!”
8. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to see the ocean’s “wave”!
9. What do you call a ghost banana? A “boo”-nana!
10. What did the banana say to the dog? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
11. What do you call a fancy banana? An “a-peel-ing” fruit!
12. Why was the banana feeling a bit green? It wasn’t ripe for the occasion!
13. How do you fix a broken banana? With a banana split!
14. What did one banana say to the other? “You make my heart split!”
15. What do you call a banana that tells jokes? A comedian fruit!
16. Why did the banana go to school? To improve its “philosophy”!
17. What’s a banana’s favorite sport? Peel-a-tennis!
18. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Anything with a “bunch” of rhythm!
19. How do you make a banana split? Run away with it!
20. Why did the banana go to the doctor again? It wasn’t getting any “butter”!
21. What do you call a dancing banana? A “boogie”!
22. Why did the banana get detention? It kept throwing “peel” balls!
23. How do you make a banana laugh? Tell it a “bunch” of jokes!
24. What did one banana say to the other after a long trip? “I’m peeled out!”
25. What’s a banana’s favorite TV show? “Top of the Peels”!
26. Why did the banana put on sunscreen? It didn’t want to peel!
27. What’s a banana’s favorite place to visit? The Isle of Mana!
28. Why did the banana go to the doctor’s surgery? It had a “skin” function!
29. What did the banana say to the monkey? “You’re just a-peeling!”
30. How do you make a banana split on command? Just say, “You’re appealing!”
31. Why did the banana go to the fancy dress party? It wanted to be the “top banana”!
32. What’s a banana’s favorite game show? “Peel or No Peel”!
33. What do you call a very chilled banana? Coolio Bana-nana!
34. Why was the banana feeling lonely? It couldn’t find its bunch!
35. What’s a banana’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Peel-o and Juliet”!
36. How do you keep a banana from getting lonely? Give it a “bunch” of friends!
37. What do you call a banana that tells fortunes? A “bananaclyst”!
38. Why did the banana go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date!
39. What do you call a bunch of musical bananas? A “harmony” of fruits!
40. Why did the banana go to the library? It wanted to find a “good read”!
41. What do you call a banana that likes to skate? A “slip”pery skater!
42. Why did the banana apply for a job? It wanted to make some “dough”!
43. What did the banana say to the lemon? “You’re a-peel-ing too!”
44. Why did the banana go to the party in fancy dress? It wanted to show off its “bunch” of style!
45. What’s a banana’s favorite song? “Banana-na-na-na-na-na-nana”!
46. Why did the banana go to the doctor with a plaster? It had a bad “peel”!
47. What did one banana say to the other during a storm? “Are you feeling alright?”
48. How do you make a banana split without ice cream? Use a karate chop!
49. What do you call a banana’s home? A “peel” ace!
50. Why did the banana go to the cinema? I heard the movie was a “bunch” of fun!
51. What do you get when you cross a banana with a comedian? A “slapstick” fruit!
52. Why did the banana apply for a job at the computer store? It wanted to learn the “a-peel” of technology!
53. What’s a banana’s favorite outdoor activity? “Peel” boarding!
54. Why was the banana blushing? Because it saw the fruit salad dressing!
55. What’s a banana’s favorite type of clothing? “Slip” pers!
56. Why did the banana stay away from the orange? It didn’t want to start a “fruit” fight!
57. What do you call a banana that’s not ripe yet? A “plantain” in training!
58. Why did the banana go to the gym and get on the treadmill? It wanted to be a “slender Ella”!
59. What do you call a banana’s autobiography? “Peelings from the Heart”!
60. Why did the banana go to the doctor for a hearing test? I thought it heard someone say it was going “bad”!
61. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Rock ‘n’ “roll”!
62. Why did the banana get an award? It had a “bunch” of talent!
63. What did the banana say to the strawberry? “Stop being so berry competitive!”
64. How do you get a banana to stop talking? Just “peel” away!
65. What’s a banana’s favorite British sitcom? “Fawlty Peel”!
66. Why did the banana go to the gym to lift weights? It wanted to build “bulk”!
67. What do you call a banana that can’t keep a secret? A “slip” of the tongue!
68. Why did the banana go to the dance club? I heard it had a great “peel”!
69. What did the banana say to the apple? “You’re the apple of my eye, but I’m the top ‘nana”!
70. How do you make a banana smile? Use a “fruit” of your imagination!
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71. Why did the banana go to the art class? It wanted to learn how to “draw” attention!
72. What do you call a banana that’s feeling romantic? A “heart”y banana!
73. Why did the banana go to the supermarket? It wanted to find its “bunch” of groceries!
74. What do you call a banana that’s afraid of heights? A “banana-split” personality!
75. Why did the banana go to the comedy show? I heard there’d be “slap” stick humor!
76. What did the banana say to the lemon when it was down? “Lift, things will get ‘zesty’ again!”
77. Why did the banana sit next to the apple on the bus? It wanted to be a “bunch” of friends!
78. What’s a banana’s favorite social media platform? “Peel” interest!
79. Why did the banana go to the wedding? I heard it was a “berry” special occasion!
80. What did the banana say to the pineapple? “You’re so spiky, it’s driving me bananas!”
Final Thoughts about Bananas Jokes
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