100 Funny Boxing Jokes

2. How do you make a boxing match even more entertaining? Add some punchlines!

3. Why did the boxer go to school? Because he wanted to knock out his competition!

4. What did the boxing coach say to his boxer before the big match? “Remember, it’s all about throwing the right hooks!”

5. Why do boxers make great comedians? Because they always deliver knockout punchlines!

3. Why did the boxer bring a piece of string to the fight? In case he needed to tie up his opponent!

4. What did the boxer say to his opponent’s cauliflower ear? “You’ve got quite the floret there!”

5. Why did the boxer start a gardening club? Because he wanted to plant some punches!

6. What did the boxing glove say to the face? “I’m always up for a good smackdown!”

7. Why did the boxer become a chef? Because he knew how to pack a punch in his recipes!

8. How do you know a boxer loves you? He always takes you out for a round!

9. What do you call a boxer who can also sing? A knockout crooner!

10. Why was the boxer always stealing things? Because he was known for his quick jabs!

11. How do you make a small fortune in boxing? Start with a large fortune!

12. Why did the boxer go to the bakery? He wanted to get his daily bread!

13. What did the boxer do when he saw his opponent in a mirror? He said, “I see myself knocking you out!”

14. Why did the boxer go to the bank? He wanted to check out his cash flow!

15. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of music? Heavyweight rock!

16. Why did the boxer become a photographer? Because he knew how to capture the perfect shots!

17. What did the boxer say to the boxing ring? “I’ve got you surrounded!”

18. Why did the boxer bring a suitcase to the fight? He wanted to pack a punch!

19. How do boxers like their coffee? They prefer it with a knockout!

20. Why did the boxer refuse to play cards? He didn’t want to deal with a sucker punch!

21. What do you call a boxer who can’t stop eating? A heavyweight!

22. Why did the boxer always win at poker? Because he had a great poker face!

23. What did the boxer say to the annoying mosquito? “You better fly away before I knock you out!”

24. Why did the boxer go to the zoo? He heard there was a heavyweight gorilla!

25. What did the boxing announcer say when the match ended quickly? “Well, that was a short round!”

26. How do boxers like to eat their steak? Raw, just like their opponents!

27. Why did the boxer bring a pillow to the ring? In case he needed a knockout nap!

28. What do you call a boxer with a glass jaw? A chandelier!

29. Why did the boxer become a taxi driver? He wanted to take his opponents for a ride!

30. How does a boxer like to relax? By watching punch lines on TV!

31. What do you call a boxer who’s always stealing the spotlight? A ring robber!

32. Why did the boxer wear a cowboy hat in the ring? He wanted to rope-a-dope his opponent!

33. How did the boxer propose to his girlfriend? He got down on one knee and delivered a knockout ring!

34. Why did the boxer always carry a dictionary with him? He wanted to improve his vocabulary with knockout words!

35. Why did the boxer become an artist? He loved throwing punches of color on the canvas!

36. What did the boxing gloves say to each other before the match? “Let’s give them a big hand!”

37. Why did the boxer open a bakery? He loved kneading dough and delivering uppercuts!

38. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of math? Knockout-ics!

39. Why did the boxer refuse to play hide-and-seek? He didn’t want anyone to find his weak spot!

40. How do you know a boxer is a big fan of puns? They always have a punchline ready!

41. Why did the boxer start a garden? He wanted to grow a knockout punch!

42. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of car? A knockout-mobile!

43. How did the boxer propose to his girlfriend? He said, “You make my heart skip a beat, just like a boxer’s count!”

44. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of dance? The knock-out!

45. Why did the boxer bring a ladder to the boxing gym? So he could reach new heights in his training!

46. What did the boxing coach say to his boxer during training? “Keep your guard up and your jokes sharp!”

47. Why did the boxer become an engineer? He wanted to design the perfect punch!

48. How do boxers like to tell jokes? With a one-two punchline!

49. What did the boxer say to his opponent, who kept telling bad jokes? “Your jokes are so weak; I could knock them out with one punch!”

50. Why did the boxer bring a deck of cards to the match? In case he needed to throw a knockout hand!

51. What do you call a boxer who can also juggle? A punchline performer!

52. Why did the boxer go to the grocery store? He wanted to pick up some knockout produce!

53. What did the boxer say to his opponent’s flashy entrance? “Nice entrance, but it’s all about the knockout exit!”

54. Why did the boxer start a bakery? He knew how to deliver the upper crust!

55. How do boxers like to eat their breakfast? With a knockout punch of energy!

56. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of ice cream? Rocky Road!

57. Why did the boxer bring a camera to the match? He wanted to capture his opponent’s knockout expressions!

58. What did the boxing glove say to the punching bag? “I’m all padded up and ready for some action!”

59. Why did the boxer bring a ladder to the boxing ring? He wanted to climb the ranks!

60. How did the boxer become a magician? He knew how to make his opponents disappear with a knockout punch!

61. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of footwear? Knockout sneakers!

62. Why did the boxer join a band? He wanted to deliver some punchy beats!

63. How do boxers like to eat their pizza? With a knockout slice!

64. What did the boxer say to his opponent’s trash talk? “Your words may sting, but my punches will knock you out!”

65. Why did the boxer bring a map to the match? He wanted to find the quickest route to victory!

66. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of comedy? Punchline humor!

67. How did the boxer become a comedian? He knew how to deliver knockout punchlines!

68. Why did the boxer become a fashion designer? He wanted to create knockout looks!

69. What did the boxer say to his opponent’s taunting? “You better watch out, or you’ll be seeing stars!”

70. Why did the boxer bring a pillow to the match? He wanted to dream of knockout victories!

71. How do boxers like to eat their eggs? With a knockout punch!

72. What did the boxing announcer say to the heavyweight champion? “You’re the undisputed king of knockouts!”

73. Why did the boxer bring a dictionary to the match? He wanted to expand his vocabulary with knockout words!

74. What do you call a boxer who’s also a musician? A punchline rockstar!

75. Why did the boxer become a tailor? He knew how to deliver a knockout suit!

76. How did the boxer become a chef? He knew how to pack a punch in his recipes!

77. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of music? Knockout beats!

78. Why did the boxer bring a fishing rod to the match? He wanted to reel in a knockout!

79. What did the boxer say to his broken punching bag? “Don’t worry; I’ll patch you up with knockout stitches!”

80. Why did the boxer bring a broom to the match? In case he needed to sweep his opponent off their feet!

81. What did the boxing glove say to the face? “You can’t handle my knockout power!”

82. Why did the boxer become a gardener? He loved throwing punches in the plant beds!

83. How do you make a small fortune in boxing? Start with a large fortune and spend it all on training!

84. What did the boxer say to his opponent who told a bad joke? “Your joke is so weak; it couldn’t even land a jab!”

85. Why did the boxer become an architect? He knew how to design knockout structures!

86. How do boxers like their eggs in the morning? Knocked out!

87. What did the boxing glove say to the face? “I’m all padded up and ready for a knockout!”

88. Why did the boxer bring a rope to the match? In case he needed to tie up his opponent!

89. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of dessert? A knockout cake!

90. Why did the boxer become a singer? He had knockout vocal cords!

91. Why did the boxer start a pet store? He knew how to handle knockout pets!

92. What did the boxer say to the interviewer? “I’m ready to deliver some knockout answers!”

93. How do boxers like to eat their burgers? With a punch of flavor!

94. Why did the boxer bring a compass to the match? So he wouldn’t lose his way to victory!

95. What did the boxing glove say to the speed bag? “Let’s keep up the fast pace and deliver some knockouts!”

96. Why did the boxer become a plumber? He knew how to fix opponents’ leaks!

97. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of movie? A knockout film!

98. How did the boxer become a painter? He knew how to throw knockout colors on the canvas!

99. How do boxers like to eat their tacos? With a punch of flavor and a knockout kick!

100. What did the boxing announcer say to the champion? “You’re the pound-for-pound king of knockouts!”

Best Boxing Jokes

Here is the collection of our Best Boxing Jokes.

1. Why did the boxer become a teacher? He wanted to educate his opponents about knockout punches!

2. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of weather? A knockout storm!

3.How did the boxer become a pilot? He knew how to navigate his opponents to the ground!

4. Why did the boxer bring a magnifying glass to the match? In case he needed a closer look at his opponent’s weaknesses!

5. What did the boxing glove say to the heavy bag? “Let’s show them the power of a knockout combo!”

6. Why did the boxer become a tailor? He knew how to stitch together knockout outfits!

7. How do boxers like to eat their pancakes? With a knockout stack!

8. What did the boxer say to his opponent’s trash talk? “Your words are so weak, they couldn’t even land a jab!”

9. Why did the boxer bring a toolbox to the match? In case he needed to deliver some knockout repairs!

10. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of dance? The jab-boogie!

11. How did the boxer become a firefighter? He knew how to extinguish opponents with knockout punches!

12. Why did the boxer start a comedy club? He wanted to deliver knockout laughs!

13. What did the boxing glove say to the face? “I’m about to deliver a knockout slap!”

14. Why did the boxer become a poet? He knew how to throw knockout words on paper!

15. How do boxers like to eat their sandwiches? With a punch of flavor and a knockout bite!

16. What did the boxer say to his opponent who told a bad joke? “Your joke is so weak, I could dodge it with my eyes closed!”

17. Why did the boxer become a construction worker? He knew how to build knockout structures!

18. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of dessert? A knockout sundae!

19. Why did the boxer bring a guitar to the match? He wanted to strum his way to a knockout victory!

20. How did the boxer become a mathematician? He knew how to count his opponents out with knockout equations!

21. What did the boxing glove say to the speed bag? “Let’s keep up the rhythm and deliver some knockout beats!”

22. Why did the boxer become a mechanic? He knew how to fix his opponents’ knockout engines!

23. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of fruit? A knockout punch!

24. How did the boxer become a detective? He knew how to uncover opponents’ weak spots with knockout evidence!

25. Why did the boxer bring a feather to the match? To tickle his opponent and distract them with laughter!

26. What did the boxing glove say to the heavy bag? “Together, we’ll deliver knockout blows!”

27. Why did the boxer become a scientist? He wanted to discover the formula for knockout punches!

28. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of party? A knockout bash!

29. How did the boxer become a computer programmer? He knew how to code knockout algorithms!

30. Why did the boxer bring a tape measure to the match? To measure the distance of his knockout punches!

31. What did the boxing glove say to the face? “Prepare for a knockout impact!”

32. Why did the boxer become a lifeguard? He knew how to rescue opponents from their knockout defeats!

33. How do boxers like to eat their fries? With a side of knockout sauce!

34. What did the boxer say to his opponent’s taunting? “You can talk all you want, but my fists will do the knockout talking!”

35. Why did the boxer become a pilot? He loved taking opponents to new heights with knockout punches!

36. What’s a boxer’s favorite type of holiday? Knockoutween!

37. How did the boxer become a scientist? He knew how to mix the perfect knockout potions!

38. What did the boxing glove say to the face? “You better brace yourself for a knockout impact!”

39. Why did the boxer bring a camera to the match? To capture his opponent’s knockout expressions!

40. What did the boxing coach say to the aspiring boxer? “You have the potential to deliver knockout performances!”

Final thoughts About Boxing Jokes

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