50 Funny Minion Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Minion Jokes and the Best Minion Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Minion Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Minions and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Minion Jokes
Here are 50 jokes about Minions.
1. Why did the Minion bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were in the house!
2. What do you call a Minion who’s always late? A procrastination Minion!
3. Why did the Minion go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw bananas!
4. What’s a Minion’s favorite type of math? “Minionus Calculus”!
5. What do you call a Minion who’s a singer? A “microphone-ion”!
6. How do Minions stay cool in the summer? They turn on their “fan-ion” mode!
7. Why did the Minion put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
8. What’s a Minion’s favorite exercise? “Despicable Deadlifts”!
9. What do you get when you cross a Minion and a vampire? A “despicable”!
10. Why did the Minion go to the doctor? He had a bad case of “banana-itis”!
11. What do you call a Minion who’s a gardener? A “miniongreen”!
12. Why did the Minion go to school with his eyes crossed? He wanted to see things “eye-conically”!
13. What’s a Minion’s favorite dance move? The “Banana Boogie”!
14. Why did the Minion stand in front of the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the “screen-ion”!
15. What’s Minion’s favorite social media platform? “Banana-gram”!
16. Why did the Minion bring a ladder to the theater? He heard the movie had a great “climb-ax”!
17. What do you call a Minion who’s always telling jokes? A “pun-ion”!
18. Why did the Minion bring a suitcase to the restaurant? He wanted to pack up the leftovers!
19. What’s a Minion’s favorite day of the week? “Banana-Sunday”!
20. Why did the Minion put his banana in the oven? He wanted a hot “banana-a-Rama”!
21. What do you call a Minion who’s a detective? A “sleuth-ion”!
22. Why did the Minion become a banker? He wanted to learn about “cred-it-ion”!
23. What’s a Minion’s favorite fruit punch? “Banana-na-na-na-na-na Punch”!
24. Why did the Minion go to the gym with a ladder? He heard it was a “step-ion” workout!
25. What do you call a Minion who’s a magician? A “hocus pocus-ion”!
26. Why did the Minion go to space? He heard there was no shortage of “star-ions” there!
27. What’s a Minion’s favorite animal? The “Banana-na-na-na-na-na Conda”!
28. Why did the Minion put his shoes in the fridge? He wanted to have “cool kicks-ion”!
29. What do you call a Minion who loves music? A “melody-ion”!
30. Why did the Minion bring a magnifying glass to the park? He heard the ants were having a “picnic-ion”!
31. What’s a Minion’s favorite hairstyle? The “Bananullet”!
32. Why did the Minion bring a banana to the interview? He wanted to appeal to the “boss-ion”!
33. What do you call a Minion who’s a chef? A “cuisine-ion”!
34. Why did the Minion bring a ladder to the beach? He wanted to catch some “wave-ions”!
35. What’s a Minion’s favorite planet? “Banana-mars”!
36. Why did the Minion become a DJ? He wanted to play “electron-ion” music!
37. What do you call a Minion who’s a lifeguard? A “swim-ion”!
38. Why did the Minion put sugar on his keyboard? He wanted to have “sweet key-ions”!
39. What’s a Minion’s favorite hairstyle? The “bana-pony-tail”!
40. Why did the Minion bring a ladder to the zoo? He wanted to see the “monkey-ions” up close!
Best Minion jokes
Here are some Best Minion Jokes.
41. What do you call a Minion who’s a scientist? A “lab-ion”!
42. Why did the Minion put his shoes in the washing machine? He wanted to have “clean kicks-ion”!
43. What’s a Minion’s favorite sport? “Banana tennis”!
44. Why did the Minion bring a ladder to the concert? He wanted a “high-ion” note!
45. What do you call a Minion who’s a writer? A “pen-ion”!
46. Why did the Minion bring a magnifying glass to the bakery? He wanted to find the “crumb-ions”!
47. What’s a Minion’s favorite type of weather? “Banana-split”!
48. Why did the Minion become a firefighter? He wanted to learn about “extinguish-ion”!
49. What do you call a Minion who’s a fisherman? A “rod-ion”!
50. Why did the Minion bring a ladder to the library? He heard the books were reaching new “heights-ion”!
Final Thoughts about Minion Jokes
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