70 Funny Sandwich Jokes
Here are 70 Funny Sandwich Jokes and the Best Sandwich Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Sandwich Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Sandwich and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Sandwich Jokes
Here is the collection of 70 Sandwich jokes.
1. What do you call a sandwich that you make at Thanksgiving? A turkey club!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get more buns of steel!
4. What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
5. Why did the sandwich go to therapy? It had too many layers to deal with!
6. Why did the sandwich get kicked out of the party? It was spreading too much gossip!
7. Why did the sandwich go to school? To get smarter bread!
8. What do you call a sleeping sandwich? A sub-zzz!
9. How do you make a sandwich smile? Use mayonnaise!
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like a sandwich!
11. What’s a sandwich’s favorite TV show? The Loaf and Order!
12. Why did the sandwich get in trouble at school? It was caught spreading peanut butter and “jealousy”!
13. What’s a sandwich’s favorite movie genre? Rom-com-lettuce!
14. Why do sandwiches always have good manners? Because they know how to use their bread and butter!
15. What’s a sandwich’s favorite sport? Handball!
16. Why did the sandwich go to the art gallery? I wanted to see the “food tube”!
17. Why did the sandwich apply for a job? It wanted to get some extra “dough”!
18. What do you call a sandwich that you eat while running? Fast food!
19. Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “stale”!
20. What’s a sandwich’s favorite outdoor activity? Picnics!
21. Why was the sandwich blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing without any clothes on!
22. Why did the sandwich break up with the burger? Because it found out it was just a “meat and greet”!
23. What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of dance? The “lettuce” waltz!
24. Why did the sandwich go to space? It wanted to visit the Milky Way!
25. Why was the Sandwich a great musician? Because it had perfect “rye-them”!
26. What did the sandwich say to the bread when it was done making its point? “Lettuce end this conversation!”
27. Why did the sandwich get a job at the computer store? It had a lot of “bytes”!
28. What do you call a sandwich that you play music on? A sub-woofer!
29. Why did the sandwich go to the therapist? It had too many fillings!
30. What did the sandwich say when it won an award? “I’m feeling pretty ‘grated’!”
31. Why don’t sandwiches trust the sea? Because it’s full of jellyfish!
32. What’s a sandwich’s favorite candy? Mars-ham-llows!
33. Why did the sandwich start a fight? It had beef with everyone!
34. What’s a sandwich’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Four-chin’!”
35. Why did the sandwich go to the library? I wanted to get a good “read” on things!
36. What do you call a sandwich that you can’t trust? A “phony”!
37. Why did the sandwich go to the park? It wanted to meet some new “rolls”!
38. What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of weather? “Sub”-zero!
39. Why did the sandwich go to the beach? It wanted to work on its “tan”!
40. What’s a sandwich’s favorite exercise? The “bread” lift!
41. Why was the sandwich embarrassed? Because it saw the other sandwiches in their “birthday suits”!
42. What do you call a sandwich that you can’t find? A “missed steak”!
43. Why did the sandwich go to the pet store? It wanted to buy some “doughnuts”!
44. What’s a sandwich’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Bereading”!
45. Why did the sandwich start a blog? It had a lot of “food for thought”!
46. What’s a sandwich’s favorite month? “Mayo”!
47. Why did the sandwich apply for a job at the bakery? It kneaded the dough!
48. What’s a sandwich’s favorite dance move? The “lettuce” twist!
49. Why did the sandwich call the police? It got mugged!
50. What’s a sandwich’s favorite vegetable? Pickles!
51. Why did the sandwich go to the nightclub? It wanted to get a little “toasted”!
52. What’s a sandwich’s favorite magic trick? “The Disappearing Crust”!
53. Why did the sandwich go to the therapist again? It still had too many layers to unpack!
54. What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of comedy? Stand-up comedy!
55. Why did the sandwich go to the orchestra? It wanted to hear some “sub”-lime music!
56. What do you call a sandwich that loves to take risks? A dare-deviled egg sandwich!
57. Why did the sandwich go to school early? It wanted to get a good “wrap” on the day!
58. What’s a sandwich’s favorite party game? Spin the bottle of ketchup!
59. Why did Sandwich start a YouTube channel? It wanted to show off its “sand- witchcraft”!
60. What’s a sandwich’s favorite social media platform? Bread-it!
Best Sandwich Jokes
Here is our Best Sandwich Jokes Collection.
61. Why did the sandwich refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of getting caught “cheese-ing”!
62. What’s a sandwich’s favorite Olympic event? The “sub”-athlon!
63. Why did the sandwich go to the gym every day? It wanted to get into better “shape”!
64. What’s a sandwich’s favorite movie snack? Pop-corned beef!
65. Why did the sandwich go to the zoo? I wanted to see the “sandwiches”!
66. What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of flower? Ro-ses-mary!
67. Why did the sandwich go to the hairdresser? It wanted a “cut” above the rest!
68. What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of car? A “roll” -s Royce!
69. Why did the sandwich start meditating? It wanted to achieve “inner peas”!
70. What’s a sandwich’s favorite school subject? Lunch-time!
Final Thoughts about Sandwich Jokes
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