100 Funny Science Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Science Jokes and the Best Science Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Science Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about science and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Science Puns
Here are 100 collections of Funny Science Jokes.
1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful scientist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
3. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!
4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
5. What did one DNA strand say to the other? “Do these genes make me look fat?”
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. Two atoms were talking to each other. One said, “I think I just lost an electron.” The other asked, “Are you positive?”
8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
9. Why don’t biologists like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
10. Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.
11. What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder.
12. Did you hear about the chemist who froze himself at absolute zero? He’s 0 Know.
13. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
14. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
15. What’s the difference between a physicist and a philosopher? The physicist has a job.
16. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
17. Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes.
18. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
19. What’s the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroo? One’s a marsupial, the other’s a Geiger counter.
20. What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
21. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates!
22. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
23. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
24. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, never mind, I’m still working on that one.
25. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they are lactose.
26. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
27. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
28. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
29. What’s a physicist’s favorite food? Fission chips.
30. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
31. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
32. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
33. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
34. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
35. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
36. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
37. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
38. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
39. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
40. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
41. What do you get if you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
42. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
43. Why did the scarecrow become a successful scientist? Because he was outstanding in his field!
44. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line.
45. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Kingfish.
46. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
47. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
48. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
49. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
50. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
51. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
52. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
53. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
54. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
55. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
56. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
57. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
58. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
59. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
60. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
61. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
62. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
63. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
64. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
65. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
66. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
67. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
68. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
69. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
70. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
71. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
72. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
73. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
74. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
75. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
76. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
77. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
78. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
79. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
80. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
81. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
82. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
83. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
84. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
85. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
86. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
87. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
88. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
89. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
90. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know you.
Best Science jokes
Here are the Best Science jokes.
91. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
92. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
93. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
94. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
95. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
96. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
97. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
98. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
99. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
100. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Final Thoughts about Science Jokes
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