80 Funny Duck Jokes
Here are 80 Duck Jokes and the Best Duck Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Duck Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Duck and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Duck Puns
Here are 80 Funny DuckJokes for you:
1. What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill!”
2. Why did the duck join a band? Because she had the perfect quack!
3. What do you call a duck that steals? A robber ducky!
4. What’s a duck’s favorite TV show? DuckTales, of course!
5. Why did the duck become a detective? She wanted to quack the case!
6. What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Quackers!
7. Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? Because they might quack up!
8. What do you call a duck that loves to make jokes? A wise quacker!
9. What do you call a duck that plays basketball? A slam duck!
10. How do ducks express affection? They give lots of Bill kisses!
11. Why was the duck always happy? Because she never had to quack under pressure!
12. What do you call a duck that’s good at math? A quack-petitioner!
13. Why do ducks make terrible lawyers? They always quack under pressure!
14. What’s a duck’s favorite board game? Duck-poly!
15. How do you throw a party for a duck? You quack open a bag of chips and invite some feathered friends!
16. What do you call a duck that tells jokes on stage? A stand-up quack!
17. Why did the duck cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
18. What did the duck say to the comedian? You quack me up!
19. How do ducks communicate online? Via instant quack messaging!
20. What do you call a duck that loves to travel? An adventure-duck!
21. What do you call a duck that’s always on time? Punctu-duck!
22. What’s a duck’s favorite game console? PlayDuck!
23. Why did the duck go to acting school? She wanted to be a quack tress!
24. What do you call a duck that loves to dance? A disco-quack!
25. What do you get when you cross a duck and a ghost? A quack-o-lantern!
26. Why did the duck go to therapy? She had too many quack-ups in her life!
27. What did the duck say to her friend? Let’s waddle our way to a quacking good time!
28. What do you call a group of ducks that sing together? A feathered choir!
29. Why do ducks make great detectives? They always have a quick sense of solving mysteries!
30. What’s a duck’s favorite instrument? The buckle!
31. What did the duck say to the waiter? Put it on my bill, please!
32. Why did the duck join the circus? She wanted to be an acrobat!
33. What do ducks do for fun on the weekend? They quack open a book and relax!
34. What’s a duck’s favorite type of movie? A documentary!
35. Why did the duck go to school? To improve her education!
36. What do you get when you cross a duck and a pirate? Captain Quack Sparrow!
37. Why did the duck become a chef? She loved to quack up new recipes!
38. What do ducks do when they’re stuck in traffic? They quack their horns!
39. Why don’t ducks tell secrets? Because they’re afraid of quackish!
40. What’s a duck’s favorite Shakespeare play? Much Ado About Quacking!
41. How do ducks pay for things? With buckets, of course!
42. Why did the duck get a fancy new car? It was a quackarati!
43. What’s a duck’s favorite exercise? Duck-ercise!
44. Why did the duck go on a diet? She wanted to be a little less quacker!
45. What do you call a duck that loves to paddle in the sea? A sur-duck!
46. How do ducks make decisions? They flip a quack!
47. What’s a duck’s favorite vegetable? Cuc-quack-ber!
48. Why did the duck become an astronaut? She wanted to quack open the final frontier!
49. What do you call a duck with a top hat? A quack-tastic gentleman!
50. What do ducks say when they finish a magic trick? Ta-daa! Quack-a-dabra!
51. Why don’t ducks play hide and seek? Because they’re always too good at ducking!
52. What do you get when you cross a duck and a vampire? Count Quackula!
53. How do you invite a duck to a party? You quack open an invitation!
54. Why don’t ducks tell secrets on the phone? They’re afraid of getting wire-quacked!
55. What do ducks like to watch at the cinema? A quackbuster movie!
56. Why did the duck become a musician? She wanted to play the quick piano!
57. What do ducks do when they win a race? They quack the champagne!
58. How do ducks stay in shape? They quackeries regularly!
59. Why did the duck get kicked out of the comedy club? She quacked too many jokes!
60. What’s a duck’s favorite type of movie? A question film!
61. How do ducks keep their feathers clean? They take quack showers!
62. Why did the duck bring an umbrella to the pond? In case of quack showers!
63. What do ducks do in their spare time? They quack open a good book and read!
64. Why did the duck become a weather forecaster? She had a natural talent for inaccurate predictions!
65. What’s a duck’s favorite kind of music? Classical quack!
66. What do you get when you cross a duck and a lion? A quick roar!
67. Why did the duck go to school? To quack open her mind and learn!
68. What do you call a duck that’s an expert in martial arts? Quack Norris!
69. How do ducks pay their bills? With quackbacks!
70. What do ducks do at the end of the day? They quack down and relax!
Best Duck Jokes
Here are some Best Duck Jokes.
71. Why did the duck become a lifeguard? She wanted to keep the pond quack and safe!
72. What’s a duck’s favorite type of sandwich? Quackers and cheese!
73. What did the duck say to her friend on a cold day? Ducks gotta quack to stay warm!
74. How do ducks celebrate their birthdays? With a quack-tastic party!
75. Why did the duck become a teacher? She wanted to educate the next quack-operation!
76. What do ducks wear when they get married? A quack-tastic tuxedo or gown!
77. What’s a duck’s favorite dessert? Quack-late cake!
78. Why did the duck become an architect? She loved designing quack-tastic buildings!
79. What do ducks do when they get a haircut? They quack open a mirror and admire themselves!
80. How do ducks tell time? With a quick watch!
Final thoughts about Duck Jokes
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