70 Funny Time Jokes
Here are 70 Funny Time Jokes and the Best Time Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Time Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Time and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Time Jokes
Here are 70 jokes about Time :
1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful time traveler? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
3. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
5. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
9. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.
11. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
12. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
13. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
16. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
17. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
18. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
19. I’m friends with all electricians because we have such good current connections.
20. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
21. What did one wall clock say to the other? “Two hands meet and time flies.”
22. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
23. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
24. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
25. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
26. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
27. Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
28. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
30. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
31. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
32. I’m friends with all electricians because we have such good current connections.
33. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
34. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
35. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
36. What did one wall clock say to the other? “Two hands meet and time flies.”
37. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
38. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
39. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
40. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
41. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
42. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
43. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
44. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
45. Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
46. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
47. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
48. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
49. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
50. I’m friends with all electricians because we have such good current connections.
51. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
52. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
53. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
54. What did one wall clock say to the other? “Two hands meet and time flies.”
55. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
56. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
57. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
58. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
59. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
60. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Best Time jokes
Here are some Best Time Jokes.
61. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
62. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
63. Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
64. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
65. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
66. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
67. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
68. I’m friends with all electricians because we have such good current connections.
69. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
70. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Final Thoughts about Time Jokes
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