100 Funny Wednesday Jokes

Here are 100 Wednesday Jokes and the Best Wednesday Puns for Kids and Adults.

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Wednesday Puns

Here are 100 Funny Wednesday Jokes;

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Wednesday? Because he was outstanding in his field!

3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Wednesday? Because they make up everything!

4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other on Wednesday? They don’t have the guts!

5. What did one wall say to the other wall on Wednesday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

6. Why don’t bicycles fall over on Wednesday? Because they’re two-tired!

7. Why was the math book sad on Wednesday? Because it had too many problems!

8. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Wednesday? Because it was outstanding in its field!

9. Why don’t ducks tell jokes on Wednesday? Because they would quack you up!

10. Why did the tomato turn red on Wednesday? Because it saw the salad dressing!

11. What did one plate say to the other plate on Wednesday? “Dinner is on me!”

12. Why don’t skeletons fight each other on Wednesday? They don’t have the guts!

13. What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman on Wednesday? Frostbite!

14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on Wednesday? In case he got a hole-in-one!

15. How do you catch a squirrel on Wednesday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

16. What do you call a fake noodle on Wednesday? An impasta!

17. Why don’t eggs tell jokes on Wednesday? Because they might crack up!

18. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Wednesday? A gummy bear!

19. Why did the tomato turn into a mushroom on Wednesday? Because it couldn’t be ketchup!

20. What did one wall say to the other wall on Wednesday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

21. Why did the tomato turn red on Wednesday? Because it saw the salad dressing!

22. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on Wednesday? In case he got a hole-in-one!

23. What do you call a fake noodle on Wednesday? An impasta!

24. What’s brown and sticky on Wednesday? A stick!

25. Why don’t skeletons fight each other on Wednesday? They don’t have the guts!

26. Why did the lion bring a flashlight to the Wednesday meeting? He wanted to lighten the “roar” of the room!

27. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Wednesday? Because they make up everything!

28. Why did the computer go to art school on Wednesday? It wanted to become a graphic “inter”-face!

29. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Wednesday? A gummy bear!

30. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Wednesday? Because he was outstanding in his field!

31. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on Wednesday? In case he got a hole-in-one!

32. Why don’t eggs tell jokes on Wednesday? Because they might crack up!

33. What did one plate say to the other plate on Wednesday? “Dinner is on me!”

34. Why did the math book look sad on Wednesday? Because it had too many problems!

35. How do you catch a squirrel on Wednesday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

36. What did one Wednesday say to the other Wednesday? “Is it just me, or does it feel like Monday’s evil twin?”

37. Why don’t ducks tell jokes on Wednesday? Because they would quack you up!

38. What do you call a camel with no humps on Wednesday? Humphrey!

39. What did one Wednesday say to the other Wednesday at the gym? “Lift it; it’s hump day!”

40. What’s brown and sticky on Wednesday? A stick!

41. What did the left eye say to the right eye on Wednesday? Between you and me, something smells!

42. Why did the tomato turn red on Wednesday? Because it saw the salad dressing!

43. What did one wall say to the other wall on Wednesday? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

44. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Wednesday? Because they make up everything!

45. What did one Wednesday say to the other Wednesday in the kitchen? “Lettuce celebrate the middle of the week with a salad!”

46. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Wednesday? Because he was outstanding in his field!

47. How do you catch a squirrel on Wednesday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

48. Why did the math book look sad on Wednesday? Because it had too many problems!

49. How do you catch a squirrel on Wednesday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

50. What’s a pirate’s favorite day of the week? Wed-ARRRRRRR-sday!

51. Why don’t ducks tell jokes on Wednesday? Because they would quack you up!

52. Why was the math book sad on Wednesday? Because it had too many problems to solve!

53. Why did the scarecrow take a vacation on Wednesday? It needed a break from all that corny humor!

54. What’s brown and sticky on Wednesday? A stick!

55. What did the left eye say to the right eye on Wednesday? Between you and me, something smells!

56. Why did the tomato turn red on Wednesday? Because it saw the salad dressing!

57. Why did the teddy bear say “No” to dessert on Wednesday? Because it was already stuffed!

58. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Wednesday? Because they make up everything!

59. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone on Wednesday? Because it had nobody to go with!

60. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Wednesday? Because he was outstanding in his field!

61. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire on Wednesday? Frostbite!

62. Why did the math book look sad on Wednesday? Because it had too many problems!

63. How do you catch a squirrel on Wednesday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

64. Why did the tomato turn red on Wednesday? Because it saw the salad dressing!

65. Why don’t ducks tell jokes on Wednesday? Because they would quack you up!

66. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Wednesday? “Stick with me, and we’ll go places!”

67. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Wednesday? A gummy bear!

68. What’s brown and sticky on Wednesday? A stick!

69. What did the left eye say to the right eye on Wednesday? Between you and me, something smells!

70. Why did the tomato turn red on Wednesday? Because it saw the salad dressing!

71. What did the math book say to the history book on Wednesday? “I’ve got problems, and you’ve got issues!”

72. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Wednesday? Because they make up everything!

73. Why did the computer go to the doctor on Wednesday? Because it had a virus and needed a byte!

74. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Wednesday? Because he was outstanding in his field!

75. Why did the skeleton go to the party on Wednesday? Because he had a bone to pick with someone!

76. Why did the math book look sad on Wednesday? Because it had too many problems!

77. How do you catch a squirrel on Wednesday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

78. How do you organize a space party on Wednesday? You are planet!

79. Why don’t ducks tell jokes on Wednesday? Because they would quack you up!

80. Why did the music teacher bring a ladder to class on Wednesday? To reach the high notes!

81. Why did the bicycle fall over on Wednesday? It was two-tired!

82. What’s brown and sticky on Wednesday? A stick!

83. What did the left eye say to the right eye on Wednesday? Between you and me, something smells!

84. Why did the tomato turn red on Wednesday? Because it saw the salad dressing!

85. Why was the math book sad on Wednesday? Because it had too many problems to solve, and it couldn’t even count on Friday!

86. What did the traffic light say to the car on Wednesday? “Don’t look. I’m changing!”

87. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Wednesday? Because they make up everything!

88. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot on Wednesday? A carrot!

89. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Wednesday? Because he was outstanding in his field!

90. How does Wednesday make coffee? It uses a mug-drip brewer!

91. Why did the math book look sad on Wednesday? Because it had too many problems!

92. How do you catch a squirrel on Wednesday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

93. What did the tie say to the hat on Wednesday? “You go on ahead; I’ll just hang around!”

94. Why don’t ducks tell jokes on Wednesday? Because they would quack you up!

95. Why did the bicycle fall over on Wednesday? Because it was two-tired from all the midweek commuting!

96. Why did the tomato turn into a mushroom on Wednesday? Because it couldn’t be ketchup!

97. What’s brown and sticky on Wednesday? A stick!

98. What did the left eye say to the right eye on Wednesday? Between you and me, something smells!

99. Why did the tomato turn red on Wednesday? Because it saw the salad dressing!

100. What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach? Sun-day, but Wednesday can also be a “sand”-tastic choice!

101. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Wednesday? Because they make up everything!

Best Wednesday jokes

Here are some of the best Wednesday jokes for you:

1. Why was Wednesday invented? So people would have the halfway point to complain about the week!

2. What do you call a camel who loves Wednesdays? Hump Day!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award on Wednesday? Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. How do you make a Wednesday better? Add a little Friday to it!

5. What did one Wednesday say to the other? “I’m halfway there!”

6. Why was the math book sad on Wednesday? Because it had too many problems!

7. What’s the difference between Wednesday and your favorite pair of pants? Your favorite pants are always there for you, but Wednesday can be a little tight!

8. Why did Wednesday cross the road? To remind people that the weekend is just around the corner!

9. What do you call a Wednesday with perfect weather? A “sun”-day!

10. Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had a case of the midweek blues every Wednesday!

Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your Wednesday!

Final thoughts about Wednesday Jokes

I hope you are laughing after reading these Wednesday Jokes. You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Day Jokes.

You can also explore the other funny jokes about days below links:

• Funny Sunday Jokes
• Funny Saturday Jokes
• Funny Tuesday Jokes
• Monday Jokes
• Thursday Jokes
• Friday Jokes