75 Funny Witch Jokes
Here are 75 Funny Witch Jokes and the Best Witch Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Witch Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Witch and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Witch Jokes
Here are 75 jokes about Witch.
1. Why did the witch get a job at the bakery? She heard they kneaded her magical touch!
2. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
3. Why don’t witches play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always casting spells!
4. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
5. How do witches keep their hair in place? With scare spray!
6. What did the witch say to her broom? “You sweep me off my feet!”
7. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were in the house!
8. What do you call a witch who’s a great gardener? A green witch!
9. Why did the witch go to the doctor? She had too many hex-idents!
10. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
11. How do witches stay healthy? They brew a lot of herbal teas and potions!
12. Why was the witch bad at baseball? She couldn’t get a broom run!
13. What do you call a witch’s cat that’s a musician? A purr-percussionist!
14. How do you make a witch scratch? Take away her “W”!
15. What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!
16. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
17. What did one witch say to the other when they argued? “Broomstick it!”
18. What did the witch order at the fast food restaurant? A hexagon of fries!
19. Why did the witch bring a pencil to the séance? In case she needed to draw a spirit!
20. What do you call a witch’s cooking show? The Food Network!
21. Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? She had too many issues to curse!
22. What do witches use to style their hair? Scare spray!
23. How do you organize a space-themed witch party? You plan-it!
24. What do you call a witch who lives at the North Pole? An ice witch!
25. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the library? She heard it had a high book-traffic area!
26. How do witches stay in shape? They do a lot of broom yoga!
27. What do you call a witch who’s good at math? A multi-witch-ionaire!
28. Why did the witch become a referee? She had a natural ability to see fouls!
29. How do witches communicate over long distances? They use hex-ting!
30. What’s a witch’s favorite kind of music? Anything with spell-binding melodies!
31. Why did the witch become an astronaut? She wanted to explore the cosmos on her broomstick!
32. How do you break a witch’s spell? You say “Please” and “Thank you”!
33. What do you call a witch’s cleaning service? Broom and Broom!
34. Why did the witch take up painting? She wanted to brush up on her skills!
35. How does a witch keep her hair from getting tangled? She uses a spell detangler!
36. What do witches put on their toast? Scream cheese!
37. Why did the witch join the band? She heard they needed someone to play the saxophone!
38. How does a witch like her coffee? Dark, with a dash of the eye of newt!
39. What do witches use to keep their shirts wrinkle-free? A spell-iron!
40. Why was the witch bad at reading maps? She always had trouble following the broom lines!
41. What did the witch say after a successful potion brewing? “I’ve got the magic in me!”
42. How do you organize a witch party? You planet with plenty of broom for everyone!
43. What do you call a witch’s favorite clothing item? A hexagon sweater!
44. Why did the witch get kicked out of the haunted house? She kept using too many scare tactics!
45. What did the witch say when her broom broke? “Well, this is a sweepstakes!”
46. How do witches stay healthy during the cold season? They drink cauldron soups!
47. What do you call a witch who loves the outdoors? A broom-nomad!
48. Why don’t witches get lost in the woods? Because they always know their way to the witching well!
49. How do witches keep their clothes wrinkle-free? They use a spell-ironing charm!
50. How do witches keep their clothes wrinkle-free? They use a spell-ironing charm!
51. What do you call a witch who’s always on time? A puncture-witch-al witch!
52. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the theater? She heard the seats flying off the shelves!
53. How do witches get around town? They take the “witch-way” bus!
54. What’s a witch’s favorite mode of transportation? A fly cycle!
55. Why don’t witches ride bicycles? They can’t stand the hex-ercise!
56. What’s a witch’s favorite dessert? Hexed chocolate cake!
57. Why did the witch buy a smartphone? She heard it had spell-check!
58. How do witches tell the time? They look at their hex-watch!
59. What do witches study in school? Spelling, of course!
60. Why was the witch so good at math? She had a natural ability to count her hex points!
Best Witch Puns
Here are some Best Witch Runs.
61. What’s a witch’s favorite dance move? The sexy shuffle!
62. Why did the witch start a gardening club? She wanted to grow some spell-binders!
63. What’s a witch’s favorite instrument? A broom-bone!
64. How do witches stay in shape? They do broom aerobics!
65. What did the witch say to her cat before going to bed? “Time for some sweet night scares!”
66. Why was the witch always calm under pressure? She had a spell to keep herself composed!
67. How do witches stay up to date with the latest news? They read the “Witch Weekly” magazine!
68. What do witches use to clean their floors? A vacuum broom!
69. Why did the witch become a chef? She had a knack for creating spellbinding recipes!
70. What’s a witch’s favorite social media platform? Hexagram!
71. How do witches make decisions? They use a magic eight-broom!
72. What do you call a witch who’s always telling jokes? A pun-dit!
73. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the graveyard? She heard the spirits were looking for a lift!
74. How do witches stay organized? They use spellbinders and hex-tens!
75. What do you call a witch’s stand-up comedy routine? Witchful thinking!
Final Thoughts about Witch Jokes
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