100 Funny Bean Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Bean Jokes and the Best Bean Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Bean Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Bean and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Bean Jokes
Here is the collection of 100 Bean jokes.
1. Why did the bean blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the one bean say to the other bean? How are you bean?
3. What’s a bean’s favorite dance? The lima line dance!
4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
5. How do beans stay up to date with current events? They read the Daily Bean!
6. What’s a bean’s favorite game? Baked beans-go!
7. Why did the bean go to therapy? It had too many issues to bean with.
8. What’s a bean’s favorite type of movie? A “human” drama!
9. How do beans apologize? They say, “I’m soy-ry!”
10. What did the older bean say to the younger bean? You’re just a little bean sprout!
11. What do you call a bean that’s been knighted? Sir Loin!
12. How do you fix a broken bean? With a can opener!
13. What did one bean say to another bean in distress? Don’t worry, I’m here to lend you a can!
14. Why did the bean get a ticket? It is parked in a “no-pulse” zone!
15. What do you call a magical bean? Hocus Pocus!
16. Why did the bean turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
17. How do beans get around? They take the “bean” train!
18. Why don’t beans make good secret agents? They always spill the beans!
19. What did the bean say to the tomato? You’re a real saucy character!
20. How do you make a bean laugh? Tell it a “joke-a-bean”!
21. Why don’t beans tell jokes? They’re afraid they’ll get roasted!
22. What did the mother bean say to her misbehaving child? You’re been a bad seed!
23. Why did the bean break up with the lentil? It just couldn’t find common ground!
24. What do you call a bean with a sunburn? A red hot chili pepper!
25. How do beans keep warm? They use chili powder!
26. Why did the bean go to school? It wanted to be a “smarty-pantaloons”!
27. What do you call a bean that’s an overachiever? An overbean-chiever!
28. What’s a bean’s favorite social media platform? Vine!
29. Why did the coffee bean feel lonely? It was a bit too espresso-potential!
30. What did the bean say to the corn? We make a great team – we’re unbeatable!
31. How do you measure a bean’s weight? In “bean ounces”!
32. Why did the bean go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “under the weather”!
33. What do you call a bean that can play the guitar? A string bean!
34. How do beans settle disagreements? They have a “civilized” debate!
35. Why do beans never get lost? Because they always follow the “bean path”!
36. What’s a bean’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal – it loves the bean-dropping beats!
37. How do beans get along with others? They’re always willing to “bean” nice!
38. What’s a bean’s favorite fairy tale? Jack and the Beanstalk, of course!
39. Why did the bean call the police? It got mugged in the alley!
40. What’s a bean’s favorite exercise? Jumping beans!
41. How do you make a bean stew? Steal its blanket!
42. What do you call a bean who’s an artist? A “Picassbean”!
43. Why don’t beans play hide and seek? Because they always get caught in a “sticky” situation!
44. How do beans solve math problems? They use “bean-counting”!
45. What’s a bean’s favorite hobby? Collecting “beanie babies”!
46. What did the bean say to the celery? You’re such a stalker!
47. How do beans communicate? They use a “bean-o-phone”!
48. Why did the bean go to the gym? It wanted to get “muscly” like a navy bean!
49. What’s a bean’s favorite type of movie? A “reality bean” show!
50. Why did the bean go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “loco”!
51. How do beans organize parties? They use a “bean planner”!
52. What’s a bean’s favorite place in school? The “refried” room!
53. What do you call a bean with musical talent? A “melody-bean”!
54. How do beans enjoy music? They do the “bean boogie”!
55. Why did the bean get in trouble? It was “bean-ing” naughty!
56. What’s a bean’s favorite exercise equipment? A “bean bag” chair!
57. How do beans write letters? With their “bean curd” handwriting!
58. What’s a bean’s favorite accessory? A “beanie” hat, of course!
59. How do beans handle stress? They do some “bean yoga”!
60. What did the bean say to the pea? We’re like two peas in a pod!
61. Why was the bean always happy? Because it had a full “bean jar” of joy!
62. How do beans stay calm? They practice “bean-mindfulness”!
63. What’s a bean’s favorite dessert? Jelly beans, of course!
64. How do beans enjoy the sun? They bask in “bean rays”!
65. Why did the bean go to therapy? It had too many “inner” conflicts!
66. What’s a bean’s favorite type of book? A “bean geography”!
67. How do beans relax after a long day? They take a “bean bath”!
68. What do you call a bean in disguise? A “disguise-bean”!
69. How do beans get over heartbreak? They listen to “bean break-up” songs!
70. What’s a bean’s favorite type of science? “Beatific” research!
71. How do beans travel? In “cruiser-bean” ships!
72. Why did the bean start a business? It wanted to be a “bean entrepreneur”!
73. What’s a bean’s favorite TV show? “Breaking Bean”!
74. How do beans send messages? By using “bean-mail”!
75. What’s a bean’s favorite weather? “Bean-sunny” days!
76. Why did the bean go to the art museum? It wanted to appreciate “bean-terpieces”!
77. How do beans greet each other? With a “high bean”!
78. What’s a bean’s favorite sport? “Jumping bean” basketball!
79. How do beans save money? They use “bean coupons”!
80. What’s a bean’s favorite time of day? “Bean o’clock”!
81. Why did the bean go to the comedy club? To see some “bean-y” jokes!
82. How do beans make decisions? They use a “bean flip”!
83. What’s a bean’s favorite genre of music? “Bean” hip-hop!
84. How do beans learn new things? They go to “bean school”!
85. Why did the bean go to the gym? It wanted to be a “strong bean”!
86. What’s a bean’s favorite holiday? “Valenbean’s Day”!
87. How do beans give each other compliments? They say, “You’re a real sweet bean!”
88. Why did the bean get in trouble? It was being too “bean-ruly”!
89. What’s a bean’s favorite type of candy? Jelly beans, of course!
90. How do beans stay informed? They read the “Bean Gazette”!
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91. Why did the bean refuse to go outside? It didn’t want to be “bean-napped”!
92. What’s a bean’s favorite game? “Jump the bean rope”!
93. How do beans take photos? They use a “bean camera”!
94. Why did the bean go to the music festival? It wanted to dance to “bean-drops”!
95. What’s a bean’s favorite constellation? The “Soy-rius” star!
96. How do beans send love letters? They use “bean letters”!
97. Why did the bean go to school? It wanted to be a “smart bean”!
98. What’s a bean’s favorite exercise? “Jumping bean-jacks”!
99. How do beans make art? They use “bean collage” techniques!
100. Why did the bean go to the movie theater? I wanted to see “The Lord of the Beans”!
Final Thoughts about Bean Jokes
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