70 Funny Coffee Jokes
Here are 70 Funny Coffee Jokes and the Best Coffee Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Coffee jokes. Find your favorite puns about Coffee and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Coffee Jokes
Here is the collection of 70 Coffee jokes.
1. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
2. How does a coffee tree greet its friends? “Hey there, grounds!”
3. Why was the coffee always checking its phone? It was addicted to its daily espresso updates.
4. How do you organize a space party? You “mocha” sure all the coffee is ready!
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
6. Why did the coffee feel guilty? It got roasted for its behavior.
7. How did the coffee propose to its partner? “We’re a perfect blend, will you be my espresso?”
8. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of TV show? A soap opera!
9. Why was the coffee not good at relationships? It had a commitment phobia.
10. How do you make a cup of coffee laugh? Stir in a little cream and sugar!
11. Why do coffee beans never get into arguments? Because they don’t want to espresso their opinions.
12. Why did the coffee call a therapist? It had too many grounds for concern.
13. Why was the coffee cold and lonely? It lost its steamy relationship.
14. What’s a coffee’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough (Caffeine)!”
15. How do you know if coffee is tired? It needs a little shut-eye.
16. What’s a coffee’s favorite sport? Polo, because it’s brewed to perfection.
17. Why don’t coffee beans ever get into fights? Because they’re too busy chilling out.
18. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of bread? Espresso-sourdough!
19. Why did the coffee file a police report? It was mugged!
20. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
21. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
22. How do you throw a coffee party? You are espresso your intentions to your friends!
23. What do you call a coffee that gets stolen? A mugging.
24. Why was the coffee grinder feeling shy? It had trouble with social espresso.
25. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
26. What do you call a cat that likes coffee? A cappuccino!
27. Why do coffee lovers make terrible secret agents? Because they can’t keep things under wraps – just under lids.
28. Why did the coffee give up photography? It found out it was too dark for its taste.
29. What do you call it when you spill coffee on your favorite shirt? A “mocha” disaster!
30. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
31. Why did the coffee apply for a job? It wanted to espresso itself in a new career.
32. What’s a coffee’s favorite workout? Espresso-cases!
33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
34. How do you know if you’re in a coffee shop owned by a ghost? You get a chill when your coffee goes cold!
35. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of cookie? Biscotti – they dunk so well together.
36. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
37. How does coffee show affection? It gives warm hugs!
38. Why do coffee beans never get into arguments? They’re great at compromising and finding common ground.
39. What’s a coffee’s favorite book genre? Mystery – it loves a good brew-dunnit!
40. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
41. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A “brew”tiful mess.
42. Why did the coffee refuse to leave the party? It wanted to espresso itself for a little longer.
43. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of comedy? A latte laughs!
44. Why did the coffee go to therapy? It needed to vent its steamy problems.
45. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of literature? A “mug” magnificent novel.
46. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
47. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a “brew”-tiful love story.
48. How do you make a coffee float? Just add some root beer and call it a “brewski”!
49. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
50. What’s a coffee’s favorite gardening tool? A French press!
51. How do you get a coffee to keep a secret? Swear it to “grounds” of confidentiality.
52. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
53. What’s a coffee’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough (Caffeine)!”
54. How do you know if a coffee is tired? It needs a little “shut-eye.”
55. Why was the coffee cold and lonely? It lost its steamy relationship.
56. What’s a coffee’s favorite sport? Polo, because it’s brewed to perfection.
57. Why don’t coffee beans ever get into fights? Because they’re too busy chilling out.
58. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of bread? Espresso-sourdough!
59. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
60. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Best Coffee Jokes
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61. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
62. How do you throw a coffee party? You are espresso your intentions to your friends!
63. What do you call a coffee that gets stolen? A mugging.
64. Why was the coffee grinder feeling shy? It had trouble with social espresso.
65. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
66. What do you call a cat that likes coffee? A cappuccino!
67. Why do coffee lovers make terrible secret agents? Because they can’t keep things under wraps – just under lids.
68. Why did the coffee give up photography? It found out it was too dark for its taste.
69. What do you call it when you spill coffee on your favorite shirt? A “mocha” disaster!
70. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Final Thoughts about Coffee Jokes
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