100 Funny Cooking Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Cooking Jokes and the Best Cooking Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Cooking Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Cooking and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Cooking Jokes
Here is the collection of 100 Cooking jokes.
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
4. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
5. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta away.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
9. Why did the lettuce get an award? Because it had a great head on its shoulders!
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
11. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
14. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
15. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
16. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
17. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
18. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
19. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
20. Why did the chef break up with the baker? He kneaded more space in the relationship!
21. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie!
22. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
23. What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!
24. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King Cod!
25. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
26. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
27. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
28. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
29. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
30. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
31. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
32. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
33. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
34. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
35. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
36. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
37. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
38. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
39. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
40. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
41. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
42. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
43. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
44. Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen? He couldn’t make ends meet!
45. What do you call a cooking utensil you can’t trust? A frying pan!
46. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
47. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
48. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I guess I should’ve cooked it at Aloha temperature.
49. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
50. I’m friends with all the spices. We go way back.
51. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the bakery? They made off with a dozen doughnuts!
52. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
53. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
54. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
55. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
56. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
57. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
58. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
59. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
60. What did one slice of bread say to the other slice? I’m toast without you!
61. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
62. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
63. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie!
64. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
65. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
66. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
67. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
68. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
69. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
70. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
71. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
72. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
73. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
74. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
75. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
76. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
77. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
78. Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen? He couldn’t make ends meet!
79. What do you call a cooking utensil you can’t trust? A frying pan!
80. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
81. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
82. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
83. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
84. I’m friends with all the spices. We go way back.
85. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the bakery? They made off with a dozen doughnuts!
86. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
87. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
88. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
89. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
90. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
Best Cooking Jokes
Here is our Best Cooking Jokes Collection.
91. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
92. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
93. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
94. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
95. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
96. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
97. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie!
98. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
99. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
100. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Final Thoughts about Cooking Jokes
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