100 Funny December Jokes
Here are 100 December Jokes and the Best December Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of December Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about December and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
December Puns
Here are our Top Funny December Jokes.
1. Why was the math book sad in December? It had too many “decimals” to deal with!
2. What’s the snowman’s favorite game in December? Free-ze tag!
3. Why do Christmas trees hate December? Because they get “pine” needles all over the place!
4. Why was the calendar always in a good mood during December? Because it gets to “flip” a new page every day!
5. What’s December’s favorite dessert? “Snow”-cones!
6. How do snowflakes get around in December? They “drift” on the wind!
7. Why do reindeer always have great ideas in December? Because they brainstorm with “sleighs” of creativity!
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in December? An “abdominal snowman”!
9. Why did Santa go to school in December? To improve his “wrap” skills!
10. How does a snowman get around in December? By riding an “ice”-cycle!
11. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire in December? Frostbite!
12. Why did the gingerbread man go to school in December? To “crumb” up on his knowledge!
13. What do you call a snowman party in December? A “snow”-down!
14. Why did the scarecrow become a Santa impersonator in December? He was outstanding in his “elf” field!
15. What did the snowman say to the other snowman in December? “Can you smell carrots?”
16. Why did the turkey visit Santa’s workshop in December? To get some “elf”-esteem!
17. What did one December calendar say to another? “See you next year!”
18. How do snowmen greet each other in December? With “ice” to meet you!
19. What’s the favorite December song of Snowflakes? “Ice, Ice, Baby”!
20. Why did the Christmas tree go on a diet in December? It was sick of the “bulbous” ornaments!
21. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog in December? Frostbite!
22. How do Christmas trees access the internet in December? They log in using their “tree”-ters!
23. Why do presents love December? Because they get to “unwrap” and shine!
24. How does Santa stay in shape in December? He “sleighs” it at the gym!
25. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog in December? Frostbite!
26. Why did the snowman take a trip to the beach in December? He wanted to catch some “rays”!
27. How does Santa’s sleigh stay so clean in December? He always gives it a “sleigh”-wash!
28. Why did the elf refuse to work in December? He was feeling a bit “elf” -ish!
29. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornaments in December? “Hang in there, it’s almost Christmas!”
30. What do you call Santa when he loses his pants in December? Saint “Knicker”-less!
31. Why did the reindeer join a gym in December? He wanted to stay “in deer shape” for the big night!
32. How do Christmas trees access the internet in December? They log in using their “tree”-ters!
33. Why did the snowman turn yellow in December? He heard the snowblower was coming!
34. What’s the snowman’s favorite breakfast in December? “Frosted” flakes!
35. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in December? An “abdominal snowman”!
36. Why was the math book sad in December? It had too many “decimals” to deal with!
37. How do snowflakes get around in December? They “drift” on the wind!
38. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire in December? Frostbite!
39. Why did Santa go to school in December? To improve his “wrap” skills!
40. How does a snowman get around in December? By riding an “ice”-cycle!
41. What’s December’s favorite dessert? “Snow”-cones!
42. Why do reindeer always have great ideas in December? Because they brainstorm with “sleighs” of creativity!
43. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog in December? Frostbite!
44. What’s the favorite December song of Snowflakes? “Ice, Ice, Baby”!
45. Why did the gingerbread man go to school in December? To “crumb” up on his knowledge!
46. What did the snowman say to the other snowman in December? “Can you smell carrots?”
47. How do snowmen greet each other in December? With “ice” to meet you!
48. Why did the turkey visit Santa’s workshop in December? To get some “elf”-esteem!
49. What did one December calendar say to another? “See you next year!”
50. How do Christmas trees access the internet in December? They log in using their “tree”-ters!
51. What do you call a snowman party in December? A “snow”-down!
52. Why did the scarecrow become a Santa impersonator in December? He was outstanding in his “elf” field!
53. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog in December? Frostbite!
54. How does Santa stay in shape in December? He “sleighs” it at the gym!
55. Why did the Christmas tree go on a diet in December? It was sick of the “bulbous” ornaments!
56. What’s the snowman’s favorite game in December? Free-ze tag!
57. Why did the elf refuse to work in December? He was feeling a bit “elf” -ish!
58. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornaments in December? “Hang in there, it’s almost Christmas!”
59. Why did the reindeer join a gym in December? He wanted to stay “in deer shape” for the big night!
60. How do Christmas trees access the internet in December? They log in using their “tree”-ters!
61. What did one December calendar say to another? “See you next year!”
62. Why did the snowman turn yellow in December? He heard the snowblower was coming!
63. What’s the snowman’s favorite breakfast in December? “Frosted” flakes!
64. Why did Santa go to school in December? To improve his “wrap” skills!
65. How does a snowman get around in December? By riding an “ice”-cycle!
66. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire in December? Frostbite!
67. Why was the math book sad in December? It had too many “decimals” to deal with!
68. How do snowflakes get around in December? They “drift” on the wind!
69. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog in December? Frostbite What’s December’s favorite dessert? “Snow”-cones!
70. Why do reindeer always have great ideas in December? Because they brainstorm with “sleighs” of creativity!
71. What did the snowman say to the other snowman in December? “Can you smell carrots?”
72. How do snowmen greet each other in December? With “ice” to meet you!
73. Why did the turkey visit Santa’s workshop in December? To get some “elf”-esteem!
74. What did one December calendar say to another? “See you next year!”
75. How do Christmas trees access the internet in December? They log in using their “tree”-ters!
76. What do you call a snowman party in December? A “snow”-down!
77. Why did the scarecrow become a Santa impersonator in December? He was outstanding in his “elf” field!
78. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog in December? Frostbite!
79. How does Santa stay in shape in December? He “sleighs” it at the gym!
80. Why did the Christmas tree go on a diet in December? It was sick of the “bulbous” ornaments!
81. What’s the snowman’s favorite game in December? Free-ze tag!
82. Why did the elf refuse to work in December? He was feeling a bit “elf” -ish!
83. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornaments in December? “Hang in there, it’s almost Christmas!”
84. Why did the reindeer join a gym in December? He wanted to stay “in deer shape” for the big night!
85. How do Christmas trees access the internet in December? They log in using their “tree”-ters!
86. What did one December calendar say to another? “See you next year!”
87. Why did the snowman turn yellow in December? He heard the snowblower was coming!
88. What’s the snowman’s favorite breakfast in December? “Frosted” flakes!
89. Why did Santa go to school in December? To improve his “wrap” skills!
90. How does a snowman get around in December? By riding an “ice”-cycle!
Best December jokes
Here are some of the Best December Jokes.
91. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire in December? Frostbite!
92. Why was the math book sad in December? It had too many “decimals” to deal with!
93. How do snowflakes get around in December? They “drift” on the wind!
94. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog in December? Frostbite!
95. What’s December’s favorite dessert? “Snow”-cones!
96. Why do reindeer always have great ideas in December? Because they brainstorm with “sleighs” of creativity!
97. What did the snowman say to the other snowman in December? “Can you smell carrots?”
98. How do snowmen greet each other in December? With “ice” to meet you!
99. Why did the turkey visit Santa’s workshop in December? To get some “elf”-esteem!
100. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber in December? Because it wanted a “trimming” before the big holiday party!
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your December!
Final thoughts about December Jokes
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