50 Funny Dinosaur Jokes
Here are 50 Dinosaur Jokes and the Best Dinosaur Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Dinosaur Puns
Here are 50 Funny Dinosaur Jokes for you:
1. Why don’t you ever hear a dinosaur tell a joke? Because they’re all dead serious!
2. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
3. Why did the dinosaur refuse to play hide-and-seek? Because he was extinct in hiding!
4. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
6. What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet, because he’s afraid of impact!
7. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive knowledge of history? A dino-scholar!
8. Why did the T-Rex go on a diet? Because he wanted to eat fewer “people”!
9. What do you call a dinosaur with an excellent vocabulary? A Thesaurus Rex!
10. Why did the dinosaur take the bus to work? Because walking 65 million years ago would’ve been exhausting!
11. How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? “Tea, Rex?”
12. What’s the best way to talk to a velociraptor? Long distance!
13. Why don’t you ever hear about dinosaurs telling jokes? Their punchlines are too old!
14. What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a pig? Jurassic pork!
15. How do you know if a stegosaurus is in your refrigerator? The door won’t close!
16. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary and a love for baking? A pastry-saurus!
17. What did the dinosaur say after eating a clown? “That tasted funny!”
18. Why did the dinosaur join the circus? He had a dino-sore act!
19. What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex!
20. Why did the T-Rex refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of getting a straight flush!
21. How do you ask a dinosaur to dance? “Tyranno-score?”
22. Why did the dinosaur refuse to go to the party? Because they didn’t want to “reptile” the same old jokes!
23. What do you call a dinosaur that plays the guitar? A rockosaurus!
24. How did the dinosaur feel after eating a plate of curry? Jurassic-burpy!
25. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the party? Because he wanted to tie the prehistoric knot!
26. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firefighter? A Tricare-cops!
27. How do you get a baby dinosaur to sleep? Rock-a-saurus!
28. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? To eat the chickens on the other side!
29. What do you call a dinosaur that is always late? A late-a-saurus!
30. Why don’t dinosaurs ever tell secrets? Because they’re extinct-tinct!
31. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a snowman? Frostasaurus!
32. Why did the dinosaur bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
33. How do you know if a stegosaurus is in your fridge? Footprints in the butter!
34. What did the dinosaur say when he saw the meteor coming? “T-Rex marks the spot!”
35. Why did the dinosaur go to medical school? To become a dino-sore!
36. What do you call a dinosaur that can solve math problems? A Try-and-solve-a-Tops!
37. How did the dinosaur feel after eating a pillow? Down in the mouth!
38. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll!
39. Why do dinosaurs always know what time it is? Because they have prehistoric watches!
40. How did the dinosaur pay for his new car? With Tyrannosaurus checks!
Best Dinosaur Jokes
Here are some Best Dinosaur Jokes.
41. What do you call a dinosaur with an impressive singing voice? A Rap-tor!
42. Why did the dinosaur go on vacation? To escape his dino sores!
43. What do you call a dinosaur with an infectious laugh? A gigglesaurus!
44. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator? The door won’t close, and there are enormous footprints in the butter!
45. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of soup? Velociraptor!
46. Why was the dinosaur always reading books? To improve his word roar!
47. What did the dinosaur do after getting his test results? He passed with flying fossils!
48. What do you call a dinosaur with excellent table manners? A dinos-wait!
49. Why did the dinosaur start a rock band? Because he had the biggest “roar” talent!
50. How did the dinosaur feel after telling all these jokes? Dino-delighted!
Final thoughts about Dinosaur Jokes
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