80 Funny Dog Jokes
Here are 80 Dog Jokes and the Best Dog Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Dog Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about dogs and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Dog Puns
Here are 80 Funny Dog Jokes for you:
1. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
2. Why did the dog sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
3. What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!
4. What’s a dog’s favorite instrument? The trombone, because it sounds like a bone!
5. What do you call a dog that’s also a magician? A labracadabrador retriever!
6. What do you call a frozen dog? A popsicle!
7. What did the dog say after a long day? “I’m dog-tired!”
8. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
9. How do you catch a runaway dog? Use a “dog” catcher!
10. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watchdog!
11. Why was the dog such a good storyteller? He knew how to “tail” a tale!
12. What do you call a dog with a surround sound system? A sub-woofer!
13. Why did the dog go to therapy? He had a “ruff” day!
14. What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!
15. What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog!
16. What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pupperoni!
17. Why did the dog go to school? To improve his “paw”-spelling!
18. What do you call a dog with a credit card? A bark-lay card!
19. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
20. What do you get when you cross a sheepdog and a rose? A collie-flower!
21. What do you call a dog with a bad attitude? A girlfriend!
22. What do you call a dog that can play the piano? A bark-then!
23. What do you call a dog that loves the ocean? A sea-dog!
24. Why don’t dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet-paws!
25. What do you call a dog that’s also a computer expert? A data-bark!
26. What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!
27. Why did the dog sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
28. What’s a dog’s favorite instrument? The trombone, because it sounds like a bone!
29. What do you call a dog that’s also a magician? A labracadabrador retriever!
30. What do you call a frozen dog? A popsicle!
31. What did the dog say after a long day? “I’m dog-tired!”
32. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
33. How do you catch a runaway dog? Use a “dog” catcher!
34. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watchdog!
35. Why was the dog such a good storyteller? He knew how to “tail” a tale!
36. What do you call a dog with a surround sound system? A sub-woofer!
37. Why did the dog go to therapy? He had a “ruff” day!
38. What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!
39. What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog!
40. What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pupperoni!
41. Why did the dog go to school? To improve his “paw”-spelling!
42. What do you call a dog with a credit card? A bark-lay card!
43. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
44. What do you get when you cross a sheepdog and a rose? A collie-flower!
45. What do you call a dog with a bad attitude? A girlfriend!
46. What do you call a dog that can play the piano? A bark-then!
47. What do you call a dog that loves the ocean? A sea-dog!
48. Why don’t dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet-paws!
49. What do you call a dog that’s also a computer expert? A data-bark!
50. What did one dog say to the other at the poker table? “Are you bluffing, or is that your ‘poker face’?”
51. Why did the dog sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
52. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watchdog!
53. What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pupperoni!
54. What do you call a dog with a credit card? A bark-lay card!
55. What do you get when you cross a sheepdog and a rose? A collie-flower!
56. What do you call a dog with a bad attitude? A girlfriend!
57. What do you call a dog that can play the piano? A bark-then!
58. What do you call a dog that loves the ocean? A sea-dog!
59. Why don’t dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet-paws!
60. What do you call a dog that’s also a computer expert? A data-bark!
61. Why was the dog always invited to parties? He was the ultimate “paw-ty” animal!
62. What do you call a dog with a lot of frequent flyer miles? A jet-setter!
63. What’s a dog’s favorite kind of ice cream? Pupsicles!
64. Why did the dog join the Navy? He wanted to be a “bark”-admiral!
65. What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!
66. Why did the dog sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
67. What’s a dog’s favorite instrument? The trombone, because it sounds like a bone!
68. What do you call a dog that’s also a magician? A labracadabrador retriever!
69. What do you call a frozen dog? A popsicle!
70. What did the dog say after a long day? “I’m dog-tired!”
Best Dog Jokes
Here are some Best Dog Jokes.
71. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
72. How do you catch a runaway dog? Use a “dog” catcher!
73. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watchdog!
74. Why was the dog such a good storyteller? He knew how to “tail” a tale!
75. What do you call a dog with a surround sound system? A sub-woofer!
76. Why did the dog go to therapy? He had a “ruff” day!
77. What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!
78. What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog!
79. What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pupperoni!
80. Why did the dog go to school? To improve his “paw”-spelling!
Final thoughts about Dog Jokes
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