100 Funny Halloween Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Halloween Jokes and the Best Halloween Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Halloween Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Halloween and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Halloween Jokes
Here is the collection of 100 Halloween jokes.
1. Why do ghosts love to ride in elevators? Because it raises their spirits!
2. Why was the mummy so tense? It couldn’t unwind!
3. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
4. Why did the vampire get a job? He wanted to stop being a pain in the neck!
5. What do you call a skeleton who doesn’t do anything? Lazy bones!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
8. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
9. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream!
10. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
11. Why don’t witches play soccer? They’re afraid of broomsticks!
12. What did the ghost use to fix his computer? Boo-aware!
13. Why was the zombie always getting in trouble at school? He had a dead-attitude problem!
14. How do you mend a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
15. What do you call a vampire who’s always cleaning? Count Spicula!
16. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They’re too wrapped up in themselves!
17. How do you make a witch itch? Take away the “W”!
18. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!
19. What do you call a dancing monster? The boogie man!
20. Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard they had spirits!
21. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? Sour-puss!
22. Why did the werewolf start a band? He had a howling good voice!
23. What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
24. Why do mummies make terrible secretaries? They always get wrapped up in their work!
25. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
26. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib!
27. How do monsters tell their future? They read their horoscope!
28. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs you at night!
29. Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry? They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
30. What do ghosts use to clean their hair? Shampoo-dead!
31. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
32. What do you call a monster made of old bread? A crumby creature!
33. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
34. How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
35. What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
36. Why was the werewolf so good at solving crimes? He had a nose for trouble!
37. What do you call a little monster’s parents? Mummy and dead-y!
38. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
39. Why did the vampire become a vegetarian? Because biting necks was a pain in the neck!
40. How do you make a witch stew? Keep her waiting!
41. Why don’t ghosts go to the beach? Because they can’t surf on sand-people!
42. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
43. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
44. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
45. Why did the zombie apply for a job? He wanted to get ahead in life!
46. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
47. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream!
48. Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead!
49. How do you mend a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
50. What do you call a ghost who likes to drink? A boos-alcoholic!
51. What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A human bean!
52. Why did the vampire go to the doctor? He was a coffin!
53. How does a ghost keep its hair in place? With scare-spray!
54. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
55. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!
56. Why don’t witches play hide and seek? Because good witches are always visible!
57. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
58. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
59. What do you call a monster made of old bread? A crumby creature!
60. How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
61. What do you call a vampire who’s always cleaning? Count Spicula!
62. Why did the zombie start a band? He had a killer voice!
63. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
64. How do you make a witch stew? Keep her waiting!
65. Why don’t ghosts go to the beach? Because they can’t surf on sand-people!
66. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
67. What did the scarecrow win an award for? He was outstanding in his field!
68. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room!
69. Why did the mummy call the doctor? He was coffin too much!
70. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
71. What do you call a monster with no neck? The Lost Neck Monster!
72. What do you call a vampire’s dog? A bloodhound!
73. Why do ghosts go to bars? For the boos!
74. What’s a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel!
75. Why was the werewolf so good at baseball? He had a great “catch”!
76. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
77. How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
78. Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard they had spirits!
79. Why did the vampire get a job? He wanted to stop being a pain in the neck!
80. How do you make a witch itch? Take away the “W”!
81. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!
82. Why don’t witches play hide and seek? They’re always up to something!
83. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
84. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
85. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the boos!
86. What do you call a monster who loves to dance? The boogie monster!
87. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? He always wanted to work with Type-A people!
88. What’s a zombie’s favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders… and Knees and Toes!
89. Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
90. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving!
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91. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
92. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
93. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
94. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream!
95. What’s a zombie’s favorite game? Deadliest Catch!
96. What did the black cat say to the skeleton? You’ve got nobody!
97. Why did the mummy go to school? To improve his “wrap” skills!
98. What do you get if you cross a werewolf with a vampire? A fur coat that fangs you at night!
99. What do you call a monster’s makeup artist? A “boo”-ty specialist!
100. Why did Dracula become a vegetarian? Because the stakes were too high!
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