100 Funny March Jokes
Here are 100 March Jokes and the Best March Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of March Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about March and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
March Puns
Here are our Top Funny March Jokes.
1. Why did the calendar go on a diet in March? Because it wanted to shed a few March pounds!
2. What do you call a lion in March? A March lion!
3. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks in March? In case he got a hole-in-one!
4. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion in March? Because it was outstanding in its field!
5. Why was the math book sad in March? Because it had too many problems to solve!
6. How do you catch a squirrel in March? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
7. What did the tree say to the squirrel in March? “Leave me alone, I’m falling for you!”
8. Why was the math book sad in March? Because it had too many problems to solve!
9. What do you call a sheep with no legs in March? A cloud!
10. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire in March? Frostbite!
12. Why did the football coach go to the bank in March? To get his quarterback!
13. What do you call a fish with no eyes in March? Fsh!
14. Why did the bicycle fall over in March? It was two-tired!
15. How do you organize a space party in March? You planet!
16. What do you call a fly without wings in March? A walk!
17. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
18. What kind of music do rabbits listen to in March? Hip-hop!
19. Why was the belt arrested in March? It was holding up a pair of pants!
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire in March? Frostbite!
21. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in March? Because they make up everything!
22. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
23. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
24. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
25. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
26. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
27. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in March? Because they make up everything!
28. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
29. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
30. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
31. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
32. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
33. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
34. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
35. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in March? Because they make up everything!
36. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
37. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
38. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
39. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
40. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
41. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
42. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
43. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in March? Because they make up everything!
44. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
45. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
46. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
47. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
48. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
49. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
50. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
51. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in March? Because they make up everything!
52. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
53. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
54. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
55. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
56. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
57. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
58. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
59. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in March? Because they make up everything!
60. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
61. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
62. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
63. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
64. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
65. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
66. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
67. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in March? Because they make up everything!
68. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
69. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
70. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
71. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
72. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
73. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
74. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
75. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in March? Because they make up everything!
76. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
77. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
78. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
79. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
80. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
81. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
82. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
83. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in March? Because they make up everything!
84. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
85. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
86. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
87. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
88. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
89. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
90. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
Best March jokes
Here are some Best March Jokes.
91. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in March? Because they make up everything!
92. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
93. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
94. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
95. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing!
96. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
97. Why did the math book look sad in March? Because it had too many problems!
98. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in March? An abdominal snowman!
99. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in March? Because they make up everything!
100. What kind of exercise do lazy people do in March? Diddly-squats!
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your March!
Final thoughts about March Jokes
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