70 Funny Milk Jokes
Here are 70 Funny Milk Jokes and the Best Milk Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Milk Jokes
Here is the collection of 70 Milk Jokes.
1. Why did the cow go to space? I wanted to see the moon!
2. What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A moo-musician!
3. How do you know if a cow has been to college? It has a degree in dairy science!
4. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
5. Why don’t cows make good secret agents? Because they’re always getting milkshakes!
6. What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!
7. What do you call a cow that’s just given birth? Decaffeinated!
8. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it… and a cow doing the moo-ve!
9. Why did the cow wear a bell? Because its horns didn’t work!
10. How do cows stay up to date with current events? They read the moos-paper!
11. What do you call a cow with an attitude? Moody!
12. What’s a cow’s favorite type of music? Anything that’s more social!
13. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they are lactose!
14. What do you call a cow that twitches? Beef jerky!
15. What do you call a cow that has just given birth? De-calf-inated!
16. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers!
17. What did one milk carton say to the other? “Got milk?”
18. How do cows do math? With a calculator!
19. What did the cow say to the farmer? “Move over!”
20. What do you call a cow that’s been knighted? Sir Loin!
21. Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way!
22. What do you call a cow that’s playing an instrument? A moo-musician!
23. What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!
24. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
25. What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bedtime.”
26. What’s a cow’s favorite color? Moo-ve!
27. Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
28. What’s a cow’s favorite place in the house? The living room, where all the music happens!
29. Why did the cow sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
30. What did the cow say when it heard a joke? “That’s utterly hilarious!”
31. What do you call a cow who has just given birth? De-calf-inated!
32. What’s a cow’s favorite game? Moo-musical chairs!
33. What do you call a cow that’s always on the phone? A motivational speaker!
34. How does a farmer count cows? With a calculator!
35. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!
36. What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A milkshake!
37. What did one milk carton say to the other? “I think I’m gonna be creamed!”
38. What’s a cow’s favorite shape? Moo-musical notes!
39. Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
40. What’s a cow’s favorite subject in school? Moosic class!
41. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
42. Why was the cow afraid of the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!
43. What do you call a cow that’s just given birth? Decaffeinated!
44. How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick!
45. What’s a cow’s favorite day of the week? Moo-Monday!
46. Why was the cow always invited to parties? Because it was great at moo-sing!
47. What’s a cow’s favorite dessert? Mo-molten lava cake!
48. Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
49. What’s a cow’s favorite card game? Musketeer!
50. What do you call a cow that likes to garden? A more-titivating cultivator!
51. What did the cow say to the bull when they were about to separate? “I’ll never forget utterly!”
52. Why did the cow become an astronaut? To explore the milky way!
53. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
54. Why do cows love being told jokes? Because they have a great sense of humor!
55. What did the cow say to the sheep? “Move over, woolly!”
56. Why do cows make bad lawyers? They’re always trying to steer the case!
57. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers!
58. What’s a cow’s favorite movie genre? Musicals!
59. Why did the cow go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw its moo-ves!
60. How do cows stay up to date with current events? They read the moos-paper!
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61. What do you call a cow with a sense of humor? Laughing stock!
62. Why did the cow sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
63. What’s a cow’s favorite instrument? The cowbell, of course!
64. What’s a cow’s favorite TV show? “Moo-dern Family”!
65. Why did the cow go to the spa? To get a milk bath!
66. What’s a cow’s favorite snack? Mozzarella sticks!
67. How does a cow feel after giving birth? De-calf-inated!
68. What’s a cow’s favorite dance move? The moonwalk!
69. Why did the cow get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
70. What do you call a cow with a map? A mo-ve navigator!
Final Thoughts about Milk Jokes
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