100 Funny October Jokes
Here are 100 October Jokes and the Best October Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of October Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about October and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
October Puns
Here are our Top Funny October Jokes.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award in October? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What’s a ghost’s favorite month? October, of course! It’s the perfect time to spook people.
3. Why was the calendar scared of October? Because it knew Halloween was just around the corner!
4. Why did the pumpkin turn red in October? It saw the Halloween costumes and blushed!
5. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire in October? A month full of howl-oween fun!
6. Why was the broom late for the Halloween party in October? It overswept the date!
7. What did the mummy say to the werewolf in October? “Happy Howl-oween!”
8. How do you fix a broken pumpkin in October? With a pumpkin patch!
9. Why do ghosts go to October parties? For the “boo”-ze, of course!
10. What do you call a pumpkin that plays football in October? A “gourd” Ian!
11. Why did the skeleton go to the October party alone? Because he had no “body” to go with!
12. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
13. Why do spiders love October? Because they can spin their webs without getting disturbed by human cleaning frenzies!
14. What did the calendar say about October? “I’m looking forward to your frightful surprises!”
15. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in October? Spelling!
16. Why do trees hate October? They lose all their leaves and get “bark” to school!
17. How do you mend a broken Jack-o’-lantern in October? With a pumpkin patch, of course!
18. Why was the werewolf so good at solving problems in October? He always used his “were”-withal!
19. What do you call a pumpkin that can play music in October? A gourd-can!
20. Why was the maths book sad in October? It had too many “problems” to solve!
21. What kind of dog does a Dracula have in October? A bloodhound!
22. Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches in October? They don’t have hands to knock!
23. What do you call a pumpkin with fancy shoes in October? A “gourd” -eous Cinderella!
24. How do you mend a broken pumpkin in October? With a pumpkin patch, of course!
25. Why did the skeleton go to the October ball? Because he heard the band was “bone”-abide!
26. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit in October? Neck-tarines!
27. Why do witches fly on broomsticks in October? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
28. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit in October? Straw-berries!
29. Why do spiders love the internet in October? They get to surf the web!
30. Why did the pumpkin get promoted in October? It was good at “gourd” -ing people!
31. How do you know if a vampire has a cold in October? They start coffin!
32. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert in October? I scream!
33. What kind of pants do ghosts wear in October? Boo-jeans!
34. Why did the ghost go to the party in October? For the “boo”-feet!
35. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument in October? The trombone!
36. Why did the vampire read the October newspaper? He heard it had great “circus lies”!
37. What do you call a pumpkin comedian in October? A “gourd”ian of humor!
38. Why do scarecrows love October? It’s their time to shine!
39. What’s a skeleton’s favorite song in October? “Bad to the Bone”!
40. Why was the werewolf so good at basketball in October? He had great “were”-ings!
41. How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern in October? With a pumpkin patch!
42. What did the calendar say about October? “I’m looking forward to your frightful surprises!”
43. Why do witches fly on broomsticks in October? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
44. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit in October? Straw-berries!
45. Why do spiders love the internet in October? They get to surf the web!
46. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert in October? I scream!
47. What kind of pants do ghosts wear in October? Boo-jeans!
48. Why did the ghost go to the party in October? For the “boo”-feet!
49. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument in October? The trombone!
50. Why did the vampire read the October newspaper? He heard it had great “circus lies”!
51. What do you call a pumpkin comedian in October? A “gourd”ian of humor!
52. Why do scarecrows love October? It’s their time to shine!
53. What’s a skeleton’s favorite song in October? “Bad to the Bone”!
54. Why was the werewolf so good at basketball in October? He had great “were”-ings!
55. How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern in October? With a pumpkin patch!
56. What did the calendar say about October? “I’m looking forward to your frightful surprises!”
57. Why do witches fly on broomsticks in October? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
58. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit in October? Straw-berries!
59. Why do spiders love the internet in October? They get to surf the web!
60. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert in October? I scream!
61. What kind of pants do ghosts wear in October? Boo-jeans!
62. Why did the ghost go to the party in October? For the “boo”-feet!
63. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument in October? The trombone!
64. Why did the vampire read the October newspaper? He heard it had great “circus lies”!
65. What do you call a pumpkin comedian in October? A “gourd”ian of humor!
66. Why do scarecrows love October? It’s their time to shine!
67. What’s a skeleton’s favorite song in October? “Bad to the Bone”!
68. Why was the werewolf so good at basketball in October? He had great “were”-ings!
69. How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern in October? With a pumpkin patch!
70. What did the calendar say about October? “I’m looking forward to your frightful surprises!”
71. Why do witches fly on broomsticks in October? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
72. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit in October? Straw-berries!
73. Why do spiders love the internet in October? They get to surf the web!
74. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert in October? I scream!
75. What kind of pants do ghosts wear in October? Boo-jeans!
76. Why did the ghost go to the party in October? For the “boo”-feet!
77. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument in October? The trombone!
78. Why did the vampire read the October newspaper? He heard it had great “circus lies”!
79. What do you call a pumpkin comedian in October? A “gourd”ian of humor!
80. Why do scarecrows love October? It’s their time to shine!
81. What’s a skeleton’s favorite song in October? “Bad to the Bone”!
82. Why was the werewolf so good at basketball in October? He had great “were”-ings!
83. How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern in October? With a pumpkin patch!
84. What did the calendar say about October? “I’m looking forward to your frightful surprises!”
85. Why do witches fly on broomsticks in October? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
86. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit in October? Straw-berries!
87. Why do spiders love the internet in October? They get to surf the web!
88. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert in October? I scream!
89. What kind of pants do ghosts wear in October? Boo-jeans!
90. Why did the ghost go to the party in October? For the “boo”-feet!
Best October jokes
Here are some Best October Jokes.
91. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument in October? The trombone!
92. Why did the vampire read the October newspaper? He heard it had great “circus lies”!
93. What do you call a pumpkin comedian in October? A “gourd”ian of humor!
94. Why do scarecrows love October? It’s their time to shine!
95. What’s a skeleton’s favorite song in October? “Bad to the Bone”!
96. Why was the werewolf so good at basketball in October? He had great “were”-ings!
97. How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern in October? With a pumpkin patch!
98. What did the calendar say about October? “I’m looking forward to your frightful surprises!”
99. Why do witches fly on broomsticks in October? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
100. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit in October? Straw-berries!
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your October!
Final thoughts about October Jokes
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