100 Funny September Jokes
Here are 100 September Jokes and the Best September Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of September Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about September and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
September Puns
Here are our Top Funny September Jokes.
1. Why do leaves in September never feel lonely? Because they always branch out!
2. September is like a punctuation mark in the calendar – an “ember” period!
3. What do you call a nervous calendar in September? A little tense-ember!
4. Why did the calendar go on a diet in September? To lose some of those extra “embers”!
5. September is the month when even scarecrows are too lazy to scare crows away!
6. Why do people always talk about September as if it’s a big deal? It’s just a tem-ber!
7. September is the month of mixed emotions – you’re sad because summer’s over, but you’re happy because it’s sweater weather!
8. I wanted to tell you a joke about the 9th month, but it’s just too Sep-tember-some for words!
9. How does a calendar feel in September? It’s just trying to keep its days together!
10. September is the month when the wind plays hide-and-seek – you can hear it but can’t see it!
11. Why do calendars always turn the page in September? Because they want a fresh start-ember!
12. September is like a Saturday night – you don’t know if you want to party or rest!
13. What’s a calendar’s favorite September activity? Trying to find a date!
14. September is a month of surprises – you never know if you’ll get sunshine or rain!
15. Why did the calendar refuse to go on a diet in September? It didn’t want to lose its “ember” status!
16. September is like a cup of tea – warm, comforting, and perfect for relaxing!
17. What did the calendar say about September? “Please be ‘temperate!”
18. September is the month when you can finally wear your “sweater vest” with pride!
19. Why did the calendar start meditating in September? It wanted to find its “inner-ember” peace!
20. September is the time when calendars take a break – they go on a “timber” vacation!
21. What’s the best thing to do on a rainy September day? Just “ember”-ace it!
22. September is the month when jokes become “Sept-pun-powerful”!
23. Why did the calendar go to therapy in September? It was feeling a bit “Sep-tense”!
24. September is like a smoothie – a blend of summer and autumn flavors!
25. What do you call a September calendar with a sense of humor? A “tem-ber of laughs”!
26. Why was the calendar excited about September? It was “Sept-up” for a great time!
27. September is the month when calendars feel a little “Septi-stated” with all the planning!
28. What did one September leaf say to another? “I’m ‘falling’ for you!”
29. September is like a puzzle – trying to fit all its events in the right order!
30. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion in September? It was outstanding in its “field”!
31. What’s a calendar’s favorite dance in September? The “Sept-cha-cha”!
32. September is the month when you can finally appreciate the beauty of “Sep-tum” poles!
33. Why did the calendar refuse to go swimming in September? It didn’t want to get wet-ember!
34. September is like a library – full of chapters waiting to be written!
35. What’s the calendar’s favorite bedtime story in September? “Gone with the September wind”!
36. September is the time when calendars start “Sept-ting” goals for the coming year!
37. Why did the calendar go to the gym in September? To work on its “Sept-pack”!
38. September is like a rainbow – a bridge between summer and autumn!
39. What did the calendar say about September? “Let’s make it a ‘Sept-tastic’ month!”
40. September is the month of transformation – when trees become artists with their leaf paintings!
41. Why did the calendar join a comedy club in September? To practice its “Sept-ch”!
42. September is like a cozy blanket – it comforts you!
43. What’s a calendar’s favorite song in September? “Wake Me Up When September Ends”!
44. September is the month when you can finally embrace your “Sep-tum”!
45. Why did the calendar invite September to the party? It’s the “Sept of Honor”!
46. September is like a rollercoaster ride – full of ups and downs!
47. What’s a calendar’s favorite game in September? “Tem-ber of Battleship”!
48. September is the month of apple picking – the time when fruits go on their “Sep-tum” break!
49. Why did the calendar feel embarrassed in September? It was caught “Sept-handed”!
50. September is like a patchwork quilt of different colors and patterns!
51. What did the calendar say about September? “I’m ‘Sept-ing’ you to be awesome!”
52. September is the month when calendars can finally “Septtle” down after a busy year!
53. Why did the scarecrow start telling jokes in September? It wanted to “Sept-private” the birds!
54. September is like a cup of hot cocoa – warm and comforting!
55. What’s a calendar’s favorite game in September? “Tem-ber of Twister”!
56. September is the month when you can finally wear your “sweater dress” with style!
57. Why did the calendar go on strike in September? It didn’t want to work over “time-ber”!
58. September is like a book – you never know how it ends until you get there!
59. What did the calendar say about September? “Let’s make it a ‘Sept-tacular’ month!”
60. September is the month of hot air balloons – they’re on their “Sept-tour”!
61. Why did the calendar refuse to go to the beach in September? It didn’t want to get “Sept-sand”!
62. September is like a sunrise – a new beginning each day!
63. What’s a calendar’s favorite ice cream flavor in September? “Sept-chocolate” chip!
64. September is the month of falling leaves – they’re “Spectacular”!
65. Why did the calendar become an artist in September? It wanted to paint “Septscapes”!
66. September is like a fresh start – a chance to begin anew!
67. What did the calendar say about September? “Let’s make it ‘Sept-tastic’!”
68. September is the month of school buses – they’re on their “Sept-route”!
69. Why did the scarecrow go to school in September? It wanted to “Sept-certificate”!
70. September is like a jigsaw puzzle – putting together the pieces of the year!
71. What’s a calendar’s favorite game in September? “Tem-ber of Charades”!
72. September is the month of apple pie – it’s the “Sept-national” dessert!
73. Why did the calendar start taking selfies in September? It wanted to “Sept-ture” the memories!
74. September is like a warm hug – comforting and heartwarming!
75. What did the calendar say about September? “Let’s make it ‘Sept-spicious’!”
76. September is the month of hayrides – they’re on their “Sept-cursive”!
77. Why did the scarecrow become a comedian in September? It wanted to “Sept-tain” the crows!
78. September is like a river – flowing from one season to the next!
79. What’s a calendar’s favorite party game in September? “Tem-ber of Limbo”!
80. September is the month of pumpkin spice – it’s “Sept-tacular”!
81. Why did the calendar start writing poetry in September? It wanted to express its “Sept-iments”!
82. September is like a butterfly – a time of transformation!
83. What did the calendar say about September? “Let’s make it a ‘Sept-ember to remember’!”
84. September is the month of corn mazes – they’re on their “Septventure”!
85. Why did the scarecrow become a chef in September? It wanted to “Sept-satisfy” the crows’ cravings!
86. September is like a melody – a beautiful tune to dance to!
87. What’s a calendar’s favorite game in September? “Tem-ber of Scrabble”!
88. September is the month of cozy evenings – the perfect time to “Sept-tle” in!
89. Why did the calendar start writing a novel in September? It wanted to create a “Sept-tastic” story!
90. September is like a cup of pumpkin spice latte – warm and comforting!
Best September jokes
Here are some Best September Jokes.
91. What did the calendar say about September? “Let’s make it ‘Spectacular’!”
92. September is the month of harvest – time to reap the “Septful” fruits!
93. Why did the scarecrow start a band in September? It wanted to “Sept-private” the fields!
94. September is like a symphony – a beautiful harmony of seasons!
95. What’s a calendar’s favorite game in September? “Tem-ber of Uno”!
96. September is the month of falling acorns – they’re on their “Sept-ropel”!
97. Why did the calendar go on a road trip in September? It wanted to “Sept-vent” new places!
98. September is like a piece of art – full of vibrant colors!
99. What did the calendar say about September? “Let’s make it a ‘Sept-tacular’ month!”
100. September is the month of gratitude – time to appreciate all the “Sept-national” things in life!
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your September!
Final thoughts about September Jokes
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