50 Funny Spider Jokes
Here are 50 Spider Jokes and the Best Spider Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Spider Puns
Here are 50 Funny Spider Jokes for you:
1. Why did the spider go to school? To improve its web design skills!
2. What do you get when you cross a spider and an octopus? A website that grabs you!
3. Why did the spider become a web designer? It was tired of spinning the same old web!
4. What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin!
5. How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web!
6. Why don’t spiders play hide-and-seek? Because they are always spotted!
7. What’s a spider’s favorite TV show? The Itsy Bitsy Spider!
8. Why do spiders make terrible baseball players? They always get caught in the web!
9. What do you call a spider with a good sense of direction? A navigation bug!
10. What’s a spider’s favorite game? Spin the bottle!
11. Why did the spider go broke? It couldn’t spin a good web business!
12. What did one spider say to another when asked about its web? “It’s not new!”
13. What do you call a spider with an attitude? A black widow!
14. Why are spiders, great tennis players? They have excellent service!
15. How does a spider order its food online? With a Web browser, of course!
16. What do you call a spider who can dance? A jitterbug!
17. Why do spiders make terrible firefighters? They can’t help but play with fire!
18. How do spiders send each other messages? Through the www-web!
19. What’s a spider’s favorite sport? Fly-swatting!
20. Why don’t spiders like going online? They prefer staying in their web-sphere!
21. How did the spider become a successful online entrepreneur? It started a new web start-up!
22. What did the spider say to the fly at the computer? “Surf’s up!”
23. Why was the spider so good at hide-and-seek? It was excellent at blending in the background!
24. What do you call a spider with a smartphone? An app-tarantula!
25. Why did the spider get a computer? To check its website’s stats!
26. How do spiders stay healthy? They go to the web gym!
27. What do you call a spider with a degree in web design? A site-analyst!
28. Why don’t spiders like to go on long trips? They prefer taking websites!
29. What do you call a spider who can’t stop chatting? A social butterfly!
30. How did the spider get a job in IT? It had excellent bug-fixing skills!
31. What’s a spider’s favorite social media platform? The web!
32. Why did the spider take a job in customer service? It loves helping others get tangled up!
33. What did the spider do on the computer? It made a new website!
34. How do spiders stay up to date with the latest news? They read the web articles!
35. What’s a spider’s favorite type of music? Rap music, because it’s all about spinning webs!
36. Why did the spider start a band? It wanted to make some web music!
37. What do you call a spider who can’t stop singing? A hum-web!
38. Why did the spider start a YouTube channel? To show off its web-making skills!
39. What did one spider say to another when it failed to catch a fly? “Don’t worry, it was a website error!”
40. How does a spider become a successful author? It spins a captivating web of stories!
Best Spider jokes
Here are some Best Spider Jokes.
41. What do you call a spider with a great personality? A char-mite!
42. Why was the spider so good at baseball? It knew how to catch flies!
43. How do spiders avoid getting lost? They use their spider GPS!
44. What did the spider say to the bee? “Buzz off, I’m busy spinning my web!”
45. Why don’t spiders get along with ants? They can’t agree on the web design!
46. How do you know a spider is a computer genius? It has excellent bytes!
47. What did the spider do on its computer when it was bored? It spun a web page!
48. Why do spiders make terrible sailors? They can’t resist jumping ship!
49. What did the spider say to the computer? “You’re my web enabler!”
50. How do spiders search the web? With their spider engine!
Final thoughts about Spider Puns
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