60 Funny Turtle Jokes
Here are 60 Turtle Jokes and the Best Turtle Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Turtle Puns
Here are 60 Funny Turtle Jokes for you:
1. What do you call a slow-moving turtle? A “turtle-y” awesome friend!
2. Did you hear about the turtle that won a race? It was a “shell” of an accomplishment!
3. Why did the turtle refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting “snapped” at!
4. How do turtles communicate with each other? With “shell-phones”!
5. What did the turtle say when it crossed the road? “I’m shell-shocked!”
6. Why don’t turtles ever share? Because they are “shellfish” creatures!
7. What do you call a turtle that loves to travel? A “globe-trotter”!
8. How do turtles stay in shape? They do “shell exercise”!
9. What’s a turtle’s favorite movie genre? “Shell-various” comedies!
10. Why did the turtle start a band? It had a “mean” set of drum skills!
11. What’s a turtle’s favorite dessert? “Turtle” cheesecake, of course!
12. How do turtles stay organized? They use “shell-enders”!
13. Why was the turtle blushing? Because it saw the “celebrity” crush it had!
14. What do turtles wear on their heads to look stylish? “Shell-mets”!
15. What do you call a smart turtle? An “egghead” turtle!
16. Why did the turtle refuse to fight? It didn’t want to get into “shell-tercations”!
17. What do turtles do on weekends? They “shell-berate”!
18. Why did the turtle cross the finish line last? It was “shelled” by the competition!
19. How do turtles keep their shells clean? They “turtle-wash” them!
20. What did the turtle say to the comedian? “You crack me up!”
21. Why was the turtle so good at solving mysteries? It was a “shell-lock Holmes”!
22. What’s a turtle’s favorite candy? “Turt-lemon” drops!
23. Why did the turtle love the bakery? It had “shell-vicious” treats!
24. How did the turtle get a date? It had a “turtle” irresistible charm!
25. Why did the turtle go to school? To become a “turtle-lecture”!
26. What do turtles do for fun in the summer? They have “shell abrasions”!
27. What do you call a turtle with a rocket launcher? “Shell-firing” equipment!
28. Why did the turtle always know what was happening? It was a “shell-caster”!
29. What did the turtle say to the police officer? “I promise, it was a “shell-ident”!
30. What’s a turtle’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Pecan-turtle”!
31. Why did the turtle join the circus? It wanted to show off its “shell-eating” skills!
32. What did the turtle say to the vegetable thief? “Lettuce take care of this!”
33. Why don’t turtles ever get into arguments? They prefer to “celebrate” their differences!
34. What’s a turtle’s favorite card game? “Solitaire”!
35. What do you call a turtle who loves kung fu? A “martial shell artist”!
36. Why did the turtle become a chef? It had a “shell-vicious” taste for cooking!
37. What do turtles listen to when they are sad? “Shell-een Dion” songs!
38. Why was the turtle a great athlete? It had “shell-ends” of stamina!
39. What do turtles do when they can’t find their way home? They use “GPS” – “Global Positioning Shell”!
40. Why did the turtle become a math teacher? It had a “shell” of a mathematical mind!
41. What did the turtle say to the snail? “Let’s have a slow-motion race!”
42. Why did the turtle start a garden? It wanted to “grow” its food!
43. What do turtles use to make music? “Shell-phones” and “bass” guitars!
44. How do turtles solve problems? With “turtle” understanding and patience!
45. Why did the turtle refuse to go to school? It didn’t want to be a “shell-out”!
46. What’s a turtle’s favorite game to play at parties? “Spin the turtle”!
47. Why did the turtle always tell funny stories? It had a great “shell” of humor!
48. What did the turtle say to the curious snail? “Slow down and ask your questions!”
49. Why did the turtle become an artist? It had a “turtle” unique perspective!
50. What do turtles do for exercise? They do “shell-aerobics”!
Best Turtle jokes
Here are some Best Turtle Jokes.
51. What did the turtle say to its reflection? “I’m turtley awesome!”
52. Why don’t turtles like fast food? Because they prefer “slow” food!
53. What do you get when you cross a turtle with a giraffe? A turtle that reaches the treetops!
54. Why did the turtle start a fashion line? It had a great “shell” for design!
55. What do turtles do to relax? They “shell-ax” at the beach!
56. Why was the turtle terrible at telling jokes? It always “shell-ied” under pressure!
57. What do you call a turtle who loves science? A “turtleneck” scientist!
58. Why did the turtle go on a diet? It wanted to get “shell-fit”!
59. What’s a turtle’s favorite classic novel? “The Great Gatsby-Shell”!
60. Why don’t turtles ever get angry? They prefer to keep their “cool” shells!
Final thoughts about Turtle Puns
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