60 Funny Bugs Jokes

Here are 60 Bugs Jokes and the Best Bugs Puns for Kids and Adults.

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Bugs Puns

Here are 60 Funny Bugs Jokes for you:

1. What do you call a bug that can play the guitar? A strum-bug.

2. Why did the bug go to school? To improve its spelling and grammar skills.

3. What do you call a bug that can’t stop working? A buzzy bee.

4. Why did the bug throw a party? To celebrate its ant-diversity.

5. How do bugs communicate with each other? Through bug-letters.

6. What did one bug say to the other at the picnic? “Pass me the ant-tastic sandwich!”

7. What’s a bug’s favorite instrument? The bugle.

8. What do you call a bug that’s a good singer? A hummingbird.

9. Why did the bug get a computer? To surf the web.

10. How do bugs get around town? In Volkswagen Beetles.

11. What do you call a bug with a great personality? A char-mantis.

12. What do bugs do when they meet? They have a cricket conversation.

13. What do you call a bug with a smartphone? A cell-fly.

14. Why did the bug go to the dance party? To find a bug buddy.

15. What did the bug say when it saw people arguing? “Let’s flee from here!”

16. What’s a bug’s favorite type of movie? A romantic comedy.

17. Why did the bug get on the computer? To look for bug fixes.

18. What do you call a bug that can drive? A Volkswagen Bugatti.

19. What do you call a bug that can jump high? A grass-hopper.

20. Why did the bug refuse to play hide and seek? Because it was always found in a flash.

21. What do you call a bug with a drum? A bongo-fly.

22. What did one bug say to the other who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, be happy!”

23. Why did the bug enroll in a dance class? To learn the bug-aloo.

24. What’s a bug’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Millipede?”

25. What did the bug say when it landed on the computer? “This is a great website, full of in-sect-ion!”

26. How do bugs stay fit? They do ant-obics.

27. What do bugs say when they feel surprised? “Well, bug me!”

28. Why did the bug go to the party wearing sunglasses? To be in-cog-nito.

29. What do bugs do when they’re feeling cold? They snuggle up in their bug blankets.

30. What did one bug say to the other bug that was acting tough? “You’re just a big soft insect!”

31. What’s a bug’s favorite sport? Cricket!

32. What do you get when you cross a bug with a computer? A bug crash.

33. Why did the bug go to the restaurant? To order the bug-ger.

34. What did the bug say to the fly that landed on its head? “You’re fly!”

35. What do bugs do after a long day? They moth around.

36. Why did the bug take up gardening? It wanted to be a grasshopper.

37. What’s a bug’s favorite dance move? The worm.

38. What do bugs do at the end of the day? They hit the sack, bug-style.

39. What’s a bug’s favorite candy? Lolli-bug.

40. Why did the bug become a detective? It had a talent for finding clues.

41. What do you call a bug that’s always on time? Punctual-arachnid.

42. Why did the bug join the circus? It wanted to be a flea leader.

43. What did the bug say when it saw a scary movie? “I’m antsy now!”

44. Why did the bug go to school? To improve its bug-culation skills.

45. What do bugs say to cheer each other up? “You’re un-bee-livable!”

46. Why did the bug start its band? To become a famous hum-musician.

47. Why did the bug go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit antsy.

48. What’s a bug’s favorite board game? Beetlejuice.

49. What do you get when you cross a bug with a computer? A cricket.

50. Why did the bug go to the dance party? To show off its fly dance moves.

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51. What’s a bug’s favorite hobby? Cricketing.

52. What did one bug say to the other when they went to the movies? “Let’s beetle there before it starts!”

53. Why did the bug go to school? To improve its intelligence.

54. What’s a bug’s favorite instrument? The bug-le.

55. What did the bug say to the fly that stole its food? “That’s un-bee-livable!”

56. Why did the bug join the circus? It wanted to be a juggler.

57. What do bugs do for fun? Go on in-section hunts.

58. Why did the bug get a job in IT? It had a talent for debugging.

59. What did the bug say to the butterfly at the party? “You’re quite a social butterfly!”

60. What do bugs say to their enemies? “You’ll be sorry, mitey sorry!”

Final thoughts about Bugs Puns

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