80 Funny Cat Jokes
Here are 80 Cat Jokes and the Best Cat Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Cat Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about cats and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Cat Puns
Here are 80 Funny Cat Jokes for you:
1. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
2. What do you call a cat that can play the guitar? A jamming purr-former!
3. Why don’t cats play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs!
4. What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the garden? A fur-maid!
5. Why did the cat go to the computer? Keep an eye on the mouse!
6. What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A carrot!
7. Why did the cat sit on the computer? Keep an eye on the mouse!
8. What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A puma-camper!
9. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
10. What do you call a cat that can play the guitar? A jamming purr-former!
11. Why don’t cats play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs!
12. What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the garden? A fur-maid!
13. Why did the cat go to the computer? Keep an eye on the mouse!
14. What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A carrot!
15. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sourpuss!
16. What do you call a cat that likes to swim? A catfish!
17. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
18. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? She’s purr-fectly spotless!
19. What do you call a cat that plays video games? A gamer-puss!
20. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
21. What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A carrot!
22. Why don’t cats play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs!
23. What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the garden? A fur-maid!
24. What do you call a cat that can play the guitar? A jamming purr-former!
25. What do you call a cat that likes to swim? A catfish!
26. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
27. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? She’s purr-fectly spotless!
28. What do you call a cat that plays video games? A gamer-puss!
29. What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A puma-camper!
30. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sourpuss!
31. Why did the cat go to the computer? Keep an eye on the mouse!
32. What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A carrot!
33. Why don’t cats play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs!
34. What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the garden? A fur-maid!
35. What do you call a cat that can play the guitar? A jamming purr-former!
36. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
37. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sourpuss!
38. What do you call a cat that likes to swim? A catfish!
39. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
40. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? She’s purr-fectly spotless!
41. What do you call a cat that plays video games? A gamer-puss!
42. What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A puma-camper!
43. What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A carrot!
44. Why did the cat go to the computer? Keep an eye on the mouse!
45. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sourpuss!
46. What do you call a cat that likes to swim? A catfish!
47. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
48. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? She’s purr-fectly spotless!
49. What do you call a cat that plays video games? A gamer-puss!
50. What do you call a cat that plays video games? A gamer-puss!
51. What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A puma-camper!
52. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
53. What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A carrot!
54. Why don’t cats play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs!
55. What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the garden? A fur-maid!
56. What do you call a cat that can play the guitar? A jamming purr-former!
57. What do you call a cat that likes to swim? A catfish!
58. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
59. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? She’s purr-fectly spotless!
60. What do you call a cat that plays video games? A gamer-puss!
61. What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A puma-camper!
62. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sourpuss!
63. Why did the cat go to the computer? Keep an eye on the mouse!
64. What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A carrot!
65. Why don’t cats play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs!
66. What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the garden? A fur-maid!
67. What do you call a cat that can play the guitar? A jamming purr-former!
68. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
69. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sourpuss!
70. What do you call a cat that likes to swim? A catfish!
Best Cat Jokes
Here are some Best Cat Jokes.
71. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
72. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? She’s purr-fectly spotless!
73. What do you call a cat that plays video games? A gamer-puss!
74. What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A puma-camper!
75. What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A carrot!
76. Why did the cat go to the computer? Keep an eye on the mouse!
77. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sourpuss!
78. What do you call a cat that likes to swim? A catfish!
79. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
80. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? She’s purr-fectly spotless!
Final thoughts about Cat Jokes
I hope you are laughing after reading these Cat Jokes. You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Animal Jokes
Related Jokes:
