70 Funny Ghost Jokes
Here are 70 Funny Ghost Jokes and the Best Ghost Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Ghost Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about ghosts and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Ghost Jokes
Here is the collection of 70 Ghost jokes.
1. Why did the ghost go to the party? To show off his beautiful dance moves!
2. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend.
3. What do you get when you cross a ghost with a snowman? Frostbite!
4. Why did the ghost become a weather forecaster? Because he was great at predicting a “chance of BOO showers.”
5. What do you call a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
6. Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It lifts their spirits!
7. What do you call a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
8. Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!
9. What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
10. Why did the ghost become a chef? He had a great “haunting” taste!
11. What do ghosts use to clean their hair? Sham-boo!
12. How do ghosts stay in shape? They do “ex-scare-cases”!
13. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the “boos”!
14. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The roller-ghoster!
15. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music? Haunting melodies!
16. Why don’t ghosts like fast food? Because they can’t stomach it!
17. What do you call a ghost’s favorite movie? The Phantom of the Opera!
18. What did the mama ghost say to the baby ghost? “Don’t spook until you’re spoken to!”
19. How do ghosts tell lies? They just make things up out of thin air!
20. Why did the ghost become a doctor? To give people a “booster” shot!
21. What do you call a polite ghost? A “thank-boo” note!
22. Why did the ghost go to school? To improve his “dead education”!
23. How do ghosts wash their hands? With “boo-bbles”!
24. What do you call a ghost that’s always telling jokes? A “pun”-geist!
25. What did the ghost teacher say to the class? “Look alive, students!”
26. Why did the ghost get in trouble at school? Because he couldn’t stop passing through walls!
27. What’s a ghost’s favorite movie snack? Ghoul-dust!
28. How do ghosts write messages? With invisible ink!
29. Why did the ghost get a job at the computer store? He had a great “byte”!
30. What do you call a ghost with a broken heart? A “hollow” romantic!
31. Why was the ghost a terrible liar? You could see right through him!
32. How do ghosts go on vacation? By scaring the daylights out of themselves!
33. What do you call a group of musical ghosts? A “dead” choir!
34. Why did the ghost start a band? He wanted to be a part of the “spirited” music scene!
35. How do ghosts make phone calls? They use “scream time”!
36. What’s a ghost’s favorite scent? “Boo-berry” perfume!
37. Why did the ghost go to therapy? To get his “boo behavior” in check!
38. What’s a ghost’s favorite social media platform? “Boo-gle”!
39. Why was the ghost a great comedian? He had a killer sense of humor!
40. How do ghosts stay cool in the summer? They use “spook-tackles”!
41. What do you call a mischievous ghost? A “poster giggle”!
42. Why did the ghost go to the barbershop? To get a “boo-hawk”!
43. What do you call a ghost detective? “Sher-boo-lock Holmes”!
44. How do ghosts stay healthy? They eat “ghoul-d” food!
45. Why did the ghost get a job in customer service? Because he had a knack for giving people the “willies”!
46. What’s a ghost’s favorite place in the house? The living room, of course!
47. How do ghosts communicate with each other? Through “tele-boo-thy”!
48. Why did the ghost become a photographer? He had an eye for the “supernatural”!
49. What’s a ghost’s favorite vegetable? “Boo-potatoes”!
50. Why did the ghost get in trouble at the library? He was talking too loudly during the “book club” meeting!
51. What do you call a ghost that’s a great singer? An “opera-boo” star!
52. Why was the ghost such a bad liar? Because he always looked “transparent”!
53. What’s a ghost’s favorite board game? “Scare-poly”!
54. How do ghosts travel? They take the “spooktacular” express!
55. Why did the ghost start a fashion line? He had an eye for “boo-tique” style!
56. What’s a ghost’s favorite part of the school day? “Re-boo-sal”!
57. Why was the ghost always on time? He had a great “boo-tch”!
58. How do ghosts enjoy their coffee? With plenty of “scream and sugar”!
59. What did the ghost teacher say to the class? “I’m here to give you a haunting lesson!”
60. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a bit “under the weather”!
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61. How do ghosts listen to music? Through “boo-tooth” headphones!
62. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert topping? Whipped “scream”!
63. Why did the ghost join the soccer team? He had a knack for going through the competition!
64. How do ghosts stay warm in the winter? They use “soul” heaters!
65. What do you call a friendly ghost? “Casper” the friendly apparition!
66. Why did the ghost get a job at the bakery? He had a passion for “loafing” -ing around!
67. What’s a ghost’s favorite book? “Wuthering Frights”!
68. Why did the ghost start a podcast? He had a knack for “spooktacular” storytelling!
69. What’s a ghost’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Haunts”!
70. Why was the ghost such a terrible comedian? His jokes were always “boo-ring”!
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