50 Funny Porcupine Jokes
Here are 50 Porcupine Jokes and the Best Porcupine Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Porcupine Puns
Here are 50 Funny Porcupine Jokes for you:
1. What do you call a porcupine who knows all the gossip? A “prickle-ear.”
2. Why did the porcupine win the spelling bee? Because it’s an excellent “speller.”
3. How do porcupines express their love? With “quill-ted” affection!
4. Why don’t porcupines play cards in the wild? Because there are too many “quill-cheaters.”
5. What’s a porcupine’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Prickly Pear!”
6. How did the porcupine become a detective? It knew how to “stick” to the case.
7. What did the porcupine say when it met a cactus? “Hey, cousin!”
8. What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a balloon? A “pop-able” situation!
9. Why did the porcupine break up with its significant other? It couldn’t handle the “prickly” relationship.
10. How do porcupines play music? With their “spike”-instruments!
11. What did one porcupine say to another at the gym? “Let’s stick together and work out!”
12. Why do porcupines make terrible comedians? Because their jokes are too “pointed.”
13. What’s a porcupine’s favorite board game? “Quill and Ladders!”
14. Why did the porcupine take up gardening? It wanted to grow its “prickle” of plants.
15. What’s a porcupine’s favorite holiday? “Needle” is to say, it’s Christmas!
16. How do you throw a porcupine party? Carefully and with lots of “quill”-ow chips!
17. Why do porcupines never get lost? They always have their “point”-ers in the right direction.
18. What’s a porcupine’s favorite fairy tale? “Sleeping Beauty,” of course—lots of “pointy” thorns!
19. How do porcupines like their eggs? “Prickly” side up!
20. Why did the porcupine go to art school? To perfect its “point”-list technique.
21. What’s a porcupine’s favorite song? “I’m Stuck on You!”
22. How did the porcupine become a fashion designer? It had a “sharp” sense of style.
23. Why did the porcupine become a teacher? It wanted to share its “quill”-factions.
24. What do you call a porcupine who can solve any problem? A “quill” osophy.
25. Why did the porcupine start a band? It wanted to “quell” the competition!
26. How do porcupines communicate during a blackout? With “point” -er candles!
27. What’s a porcupine’s favorite dance move? The “prickle-hop.”
28. Why did the porcupine go to the party wearing a sombrero? It wanted to “spice” things up!
29. What’s a porcupine’s favorite type of car? Anything with “spike”-tacular speed!
30. Why did the porcupine take up baking? It wanted to make “prickly” pastries.
31. What did the porcupine say when it got a compliment? “Oh, stop poking fun at me!”
32. Why do porcupines make terrible doctors? They’re always giving “pointed” advice.
33. What do you call a porcupine with no spines? A “softie”!
34. Why did the porcupine become a musician? It wanted to “quill” people with its talent.
35. What’s a porcupine’s favorite movie genre? “Spine”-thrillers!
36. How do porcupines send letters? With “prickly” mail!
37. What did the porcupine say to the cactus at the dance? “Care to ‘stick’ with me?”
38. Why did the porcupine become a detective? It knew how to “dig” for clues.
39. How do porcupines avoid arguments? They “pointedly” change the subject.
40. What’s a porcupine’s favorite type of art? “Quill”-biography!
Best Porcupine jokes
Here are some Best Porcupine Jokes.
41. Why don’t porcupines ever get bored? They’re always finding new ways to be “prickly.”
42. What’s a porcupine’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Fortune”—because they love spinning things!
43. Why did the porcupine start a YouTube channel? It wanted to show off its “prickly” personality.
44. How do porcupines like their coffee? “Quill”-dipped, of course!
45. What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a tortoise? A “slowpoke.”
46. Why did the porcupine go to the comedy club? To “quill” some time!
47. What’s a porcupine’s favorite book? Anything with a “pointed” plot!
48. How do porcupines write their memoirs? With a “quill” and determination!
49. Why did the porcupine start a band? To “stick” with its passion for music.
50. How do porcupines apologize? “Quill”y as charged!
Final thoughts about Porcupine Puns
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