100 Funny Shark Jokes

Here are 100 Shark Jokes and the Best Shark Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Shark Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about sharks and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.

Shark Puns

Here are 100 Funny Shark Jokes for you:

1. Why did the shark become an accountant? It was good at finance!

2. What do you call a shark that delivers toys? Santa Jaws!

3. Why did the shark refuse to play cards with the other fish? It was afraid of getting a bad hand.

4. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite!

5. How do sharks send messages? By using a sea-mail service!

6. What do you call a shark that’s always sharing? A loan shark!

7. Why did the shark refuse to eat the clownfish? It tasted funny!

8. How did the shark win the race? It took a “bait” and switch strategy!

9. What do you call a shark that’s a detective? An investigator.

10. What do you call a baby shark? A jaw-ling!

11. Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!

12. How did the shark improve its golf game? It worked on its “fin”esse!

13. What do you call a shark that’s always on time? A punctual!

14. What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

15. What do you call a shark that loves computer programming? A byte shark!

16. What did the shark say after eating the clownfish? “That was a little too funny for my taste!”

17. Why did the shark refuse to play hide-and-seek? Because it’s always spotted!

18. What did the shark say when it met a surfer? “Long time, no sea!”

19. Why did the shark start a band? It wanted to play “fin” Tigerstyle music!

20. What do you call a shark that’s great at math? A math-shark!

21. What do you call a shark that’s friends with everyone? A chum!

22. Why don’t sharks like fast cars? They prefer “slow-pokes”!

23. What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? A creature that talks your ear off!

24. What do you call a shark that loves to make people laugh? A “jaws”-t for puns!

25. How do sharks celebrate when they win a game? They have a “fin”-tastic party!

26. What do you call a shark that’s a great singer? A “Jaws” -ician!

27. What did the shark say when it got a compliment? “You’re awesome!”

28. Why don’t sharks like fast food restaurants? Because they can’t eat and run!

29. How do sharks communicate with each other underwater? Through “shark-asm”!

30. What’s a shark’s favorite instrument? The “guitarfish”!

31. What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!

32. What did the shark say to the whale when they bumped into each other? “Sorry, I didn’t see you there!”

33. Why do sharks make terrible lawyers? Because they’re always swimming with the wrong crowd!

34. What’s a shark’s favorite game show? “Swim of Fortune”!

35. Why did the shark blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

36. What do you call a shark that’s a fashion expert? A “shark-couture” designer!

37. How do sharks greet each other in the morning? “Fin-tastic morning to you!”

38. Why did the shark bring a towel to the party? To have something to dry off with after it made a splash!

39. What’s a shark’s favorite subject in school? Bite-feature!

40. How do you make a shark smile? You tell a “jaws”-dropping joke!

41. What do you call a shark with a fancy hat? An “elegance-a-fin”!

42. Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they can’t “swallow” it quickly!

43. What do you call a shark that’s a detective? A “Sherlock” Holmes!

44. What’s a shark’s favorite dessert? “Fin” ger cookies!

45. Why did the shark start a vegetable garden? It wanted to eat “sea kale”!

46. How do you stop a shark from biting? Take away its “bite” power!

47. What’s a shark’s favorite sci-fi movie? “Shark Wars”!

48. Why did the shark go broke? It gambled all its money on “fantastic” investments!

49. What do you call a shark that’s always on the phone? A “dial-a-fin”!

50. How do sharks express surprise? They say, “Gill-ty as charged!”

51. What do you call a shark that’s a movie star? A “cele-fish-it”!

52. Why did the shark join the gym? It wanted to get “fin-tastic” abs!

53. What do you call a shark that’s always sleeping? A “lumberjack”!

54. How do you make a shark laugh? You tell it a “gill”-various jokes!

55. What’s a shark’s favorite superhero? “Aquaman”!

56. Why do sharks make bad chefs? They’re always adding too much saltwater!

57. What do you call a shark that’s a rodeo expert? A “bull shark” rider!

58. How do sharks make decisions? They “swim” ply think it over!

59. What do you call a shark that’s an excellent pilot? An “air shark”!

60. Why did the shark become a musician? It had great “fin”-ger coordination!

61. What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? A “data bite”!

62. How do sharks stay in shape? They do “fin”-intervals!

63. What’s a shark’s favorite vegetable? Kale, because it’s “sea-worthy”!

64. Why did the shark go to school? It wanted to improve its “bites” of knowledge!

65. What do you call a shark that’s a stand-up comedian? A “gill-various” jokester!

66. Why don’t sharks play cards in the ocean? There are too many “cheat” -ing rays!

67. How did the shark become the school’s valedictorian? It had great “fin”-intelligence!

68. What do you get when you cross a shark and a flower? A bouquet of “seaweed”!

69. Why did the shark join a dance class? It wanted to learn the “fin”-guide!

70. What’s a shark’s favorite board game? “Swimopoly”!

71. How do sharks express gratitude? They say, “Tank you”!

72. What do you call a shark with a lot of attitude? A “snark”!

73. Why don’t sharks make good waiters? They always forget the “fin”-finishing touches!

74. What do you call a shark that’s good at video games? A “gamer-great-white”!

75. How do you throw a shark party? You invite all your “chums”!

76. What did the shark say when it won the race? “I’m on cloud-shark nine!”

77. What do you get when you cross a shark and a cow? An animal that gives “seagrass” milk!

78. Why did the shark blush at the party? Because it saw someone “fin-tastic”!

79. How do sharks communicate with each other? They use “fin”-ger signals!

80. What do you call a shark that’s a master of disguise? A “chameleon shark”!

81. Why did the shark become a comedian? It had a “sharp” sense of humor!

82. What’s a shark’s favorite dance move? The “fantastic” twirl!

83. How do you make a shark stop biting? You take away its “surf-and-turf” meal!

84. What do you call a shark that can play the piano? A “key shark”!

85. Why did the shark get into fashion design? It wanted to create “jaw-dropping” outfits!

86. What’s a shark’s favorite kind of movie? A “splash-tacular” film!

87. How do sharks stay cool in the summertime? They go for a dip in the “fin”-infinity pool!

88. What do you call a shark that’s good at basketball? A “hoop-shark”!

89. Why don’t sharks like fast food chains? They prefer to dine in “seafood” restaurants!

90. What do you call a shark that’s always telling jokes? A “shark-tastic” comedian!

Best Shark jokes

Here are some Best Shark Jokes

91. How do you compliment a shark’s singing? You tell them they have “fin”-tastic vocals!

92. What’s a shark’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Much Ado About Fin”!

93. Why did the shark become a doctor? It wanted to help with “fin” juries!

94. What do you call a shark that’s a racecar driver? A “speedy shark”!

95. How do sharks perform magic tricks? With a “sea-cat” assistant!

96. What’s a shark’s favorite type of music? Anything with “fin”-ger-snapping beats!

97. Why did the shark start a book club? It wanted to share its “fin”-tastic reads!

98. What do you call a shark that’s always in a hurry? A “rush”-ark!