50 Funny Triangle Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Triangle Jokes and the Best Triangle Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Triangle Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Triangle and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Triangle Jokes
Here are 50 jokes about Triangle:
1. Why did the triangle go to the doctor? It had too many acute angles!
2. What did one triangle say to the other? “You’re so cute!”
3. Why don’t triangles ever get in trouble? Because they always have three points of view!
4. Why did the triangle apply for a job? It wanted to make some right angles!
5. Why did the triangle break up with the circle? It couldn’t handle the constant curves!
6. What did the square say to the triangle? “You’re so edgy!”
7. Why did the triangle refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always ended up cornered!
8. What did one triangle say to the other about the angle? “You’re so obtuse!”
9. What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless!”
10. Why did the triangle bring a ladder to the party? To get to the high point!
11. What do you call a triangle that’s ready for battle? A sharp-shooter!
12. Why did the triangle bring a suitcase? It wanted to pack its angles!
13. What did the equilateral triangle say to the scalene triangle? “You’re so uneven!”
14. Why did the triangle eat dinner with a protractor? It wanted to measure its appetite!
15. How do triangles stay cool in the summer? They have plenty of shade!
16. Why did the triangle join a band? It wanted to be in the rhythm section!
17. What did the triangle say to the square? “Your angles are so square!”
18. Why was the triangle always invited to parties? Because it knew how to bring up the mood!
19. What did one triangle say to the other about their friend? “They’re acute people!”
20. Why did the triangle go to the gym? To work on its right angles!
21. Why did the triangle get in trouble? Because it was too obtuse with its jokes!
22. What did the triangle say about the circle’s attitude? “It’s so roundabout!”
23. Why did the triangle blush? Because it saw the circle’s perfect curves!
24. What did the triangle say to the polygon? “You’re so multi-faceted!”
25. How do triangles stay warm? They huddle up in acute angles!
26. Why did the Triangle apply for a job as a mountain climber? Because it loved scaling heights!
27. What’s a triangle’s favorite game? Twister – it loves getting twisted around!
28. What did the triangle say when it met the rectangle? “Nice parallel lines you got there!”
29. Why did the triangle challenge the square to a race? Because it wanted to prove it had more edges!
30. What’s a triangle’s favorite dessert? Pi!
31. Why did the triangle refuse to go skydiving? It was afraid of falling into acute angles!
32. What did the triangle say to the hexagon? “You’re so six-sided!”
33. Why did the Triangle start a gardening club? It wanted to work on its right angles!
34. What’s a triangle’s favorite subject? Geometry – it’s always on point!
35. Why was the triangle bad at making decisions? It couldn’t pick just one angle!
36. What did the triangle say to the circle during an argument? “You’re just going in circles!”
37. Why did the triangle go to a comedy show? To get some good “tri” laughs!
38. What did the triangle say to the square who was bragging? “You’re so four-gone!”
39. Why did the triangle go to the dance party? To show off its acute moves!
40. What did the triangle say when it met the cone? “You’re so cone-case!”
Best Triangle jokes
Here are some Best Triangle Jokes.
41. Why did the Triangle go to school early? To get ahead of the curve!
42. What did one triangle say to the other about their friendship? “It’s always a cute one!”
43. Why did the triangle fail the driving test? It couldn’t make the right turns!
44. What’s a triangle’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Four-tune”!
45. Why did the triangle join the baseball team? It was great at catching fly balls!
46. What did the triangle say about the rectangle’s argument? “It’s a little square, don’t you think?”
47. Why did the triangle go to the art museum? To appreciate all the different angles!
48. What did the triangle say to the cube? “You’re so boxy!”
49. Why did the triangle start a band? Because it was good at harmonizing its angles!
50. What did the triangle say to the circle when it was feeling down? “Chin up – even I have my sharp moments!”
Final Thoughts about Triangle Jokes
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