100 Funny August Jokes
Here are 100 August Jokes and the Best August Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of August Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about August and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
August Puns
Here are our Top Funny August Jokes.
1. Why was the calendar always excited in August? Because it was finally in its “August” days!
2. Why did the teacher go to the beach in August? To catch some “August” rays!
3. What did the lazy person do in August? Nothing, they were on “August” break!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award in August? Because it was “August” -ing at scaring birds away!
5. What do you call a sleeping bull in August? “August”-status!
6. Why was the maths book sad in August? Because it wanted to stay “August”-mounted!
7. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone in August? An “August”-mented reality experience!
8. What did the grape say to the winemaker in August? “August” is my taste!
9. Why did the bee go on holiday in August? It needed an “August”-cation!
10. What did the August calendar say to the other months? “I’m so ‘August’-ing, deal with it!”
11. Why did the football team go on a picnic in August? To enjoy an “August”-fest!
12. What’s a skeleton’s favorite thing about August? The “august”-ic acid in fruits keeps their bones strong!
13. Why did the scarecrow start a band in August? It wanted to make some “August”-ic!
14. What did the corn say to the farmer in August? “I’m ‘August’-tastic!”
15. Why did the computer take a vacation in August? It needed to be “August”-which meant its processing power!
16. What’s a pirate’s favorite month? “August,” of course!
17. Why was the fish so happy in August? It was “August”-ting in the clear waters!
18. What did the calendar say to the clock in August? “August” time flies!
19. How do you make August laugh? Tell it an “August” -ing joke!
20. Why was the chef excited in August? Because it was the “August”-t season for fresh produce!
21. What did the tree say to the lumberjack in August? “Please don’t ‘august’-rate me!”
22. Why did the bicycle refuse to move in August? It was too “August”-here!
23. What did the lion say to the lioness in August? “You are the ‘august’-est in the jungle!”
24. Why was the sun happy in August? Because it was “August”-plodding with warmth!
25. What did the traffic light say in August? “Stop for an ‘august’-ment!”
26. Why was the tomato blushing in August? Because it saw the “August”-t display of red apples!
27. What did the backpack say to the school kids in August? “Pack up, it’s ‘august’-dy to go back to school!”
28. Why did the calendar refuse to work in August? It needed an “august”-sabbatical!
29. How does August stay cool? It uses “August”-less!
30. Why did the baker love August? It was “August”-t time for baking pies!
31. What did the grape say when it got stepped on in August? “August” me a break!
32. How do you catch a squirrel in August? Climb a tree and act “August”-ic!
33. Why was the beach upset in August? It was “August” -ing from too many visitors!
34. What do you call a sheep in August? “August” is the cutest thing ever!
35. Why was the calendar always on time in August? Because it was very “august”-tic!
36. What did the caterpillar say to the butterfly in August? “You’ve become so ‘august’-ly beautiful!”
37. Why was the computer screen excited in August? It was “August”-truly bright!
38. What did the August calendar say to the September calendar? “I’m still ‘august’-ing strong!”
39. Why did the ice cream melt in August? It couldn’t handle the “August”-y temperatures!
40. What’s your favorite August dance move? The “August” -le!
41. How do you organize an “August” -tion? You “August”-semble everything perfectly!
42. Why was the tomato blushing in August? Because it saw the “August”-t display of red apples!
43. What do you call a sheep in August? “August” is the cutest thing ever!
44. Why was the calendar always on time in August? Because it was very “august”-tic!
45. What did the caterpillar say to the butterfly in August? “You’ve become so ‘august’-ly beautiful!”
46. Why was the computer screen excited in August? It was “August”-truly bright!
47. What did the August calendar say to the September calendar? “I’m still ‘august’-ing strong!”
48. Why did the ice cream melt in August? It couldn’t handle the “August”-y temperatures!
49. What’s your favorite August dance move? The “August” -le!
50. How do you organize an “August” -tion? You “August”-semble everything perfectly!
51. Why was the toothbrush so happy in August? It was “August”-trained with minty freshness!
52. What did the bookworm say in August? “I’m ready for an ‘august’-ing adventure!”
53. Why did the tomato refuse to go on holiday in August? I didn’t want to miss the “August”-t harvest!
54. What did the flower say to the bee in August? “Bee-believe me, it’s the most ‘august’-full time of the year!”
55. Why did the banana go to school in August? To learn about its “august” -ed nutrients!
56. What did the tree say to the squirrel in August? “I’m ‘august’-tic about hosting your acorns!”
57. How does August always win at hide-and-seek? It’s the “August”-t month to blend in with nature!
58. Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the beach in August? It was planning an “August”-tic getaway!
59. What did the pencil say to the paper in August? “Let’s ‘august’-ment each other’s creativity!”
60. Why was the calendar always happy in August? Because it was “August”-t to be alive!
61. What did the teddy bear say in August? “I’m ‘august’-tic about hugs!”
62. Why did the lemon refuse to play hide-and-seek in August? It didn’t want to be “August”-tractable!
63. What did the tomato say to the cucumber in August? “Let’s make an ‘august’-ment to be fresher together!”
64. Why was the calendar so exciting in August? I couldn’t wait for “August”-umn to come!
65. What did the flower say to the bee in August? “I’m ‘august’-tastic, aren’t I?”
66. Why did the calendar skip July and go straight to August? Because it couldn’t be “August”-and the suspense!
67. What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe in August? “You’re one ‘august’-gracious fruit!”
68. Why did the tomato turn red in August? It was “August”-stained with embarrassment!
69. What did the snow cone say to the ice cream in August? “You’re ‘august’-tacular, but I’m ‘august’-traordinary!”
70. Why did the calendar want to go to the beach in August? To catch some “August”-y waves!
71. What did the tomato say to the onion in August? “We make an ‘august’-some team!”
72. Why was the scarecrow’s smile so big in August? Because it was “August”-fantastic weather!
73. What did the watermelon say to the honeydew in August? “I’m ‘august’-dainty better than you!”
74. Why did the calendar go to the doctor in August? It was “August”-usted and needed a break!
75. What did the corn cob say to the farmer in August? “I’m all ‘august’-mounted and ready to be picked!”
76. Why did the tomato blush in August? Because it was having an “August”-ic moment!
77. What did the calendar say when asked about July? “I can’t ‘august’-plain it, but August is better!”
78. Why did the scarecrow refuse to take a day off in August? It was “August”-indicating its job!
79. What did the grape say to the other fruits in August? “I’m ‘august’-ly different!”
80. Why was the calendar so skinny in August? Because it “August” -ed its calories!
81. What did the computer say to the printer in August? “I’m having an ‘august’-tastic day!”
82. Why did the banana go on a diet in August? To get an “August”-ic figure!
83. What did the ice cream say to the cone in August? “I’m ‘august’-acious, and you’re ‘august’-traordinary!”
84. Why did the calendar break up with July? Because August was much more “August”-ible!
85. What did the tomato say to the lettuce in August? “We’re ‘august’-some together!”
86. Why was the corn so shy in August? Because it was an “august”-introvert!
87. What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe in August? “I’m ‘august’-mendous!”
88. Why did the calendar go on a diet in August? To “august”-state!
89. What did the apple say to the orange in August? “You’re ‘august’-ic and juicy!”
90. Why did the scarecrow join a dance class in August? It wanted to learn the “August” -le!
Best August jokes
Here are some of the Best August Jokes.
91. What did the sun say to the beachgoers in August? “I’m ‘august’-cellent!”
92. Why was the computer excited in August? Because it got a new “August”-meant!
93. What did the calendar say to the clock in August? “You’re ‘august’-ticking like clockwork!”
94. Why did the tomato blush in August? Because it was “August”-located!
95. What did the pencil say to the eraser in August? “I’m ‘august’-tremely sharp!”
96. Why did the calendar get a promotion in August? Because it was so “august”-tenacious!
97. What did the sunflower say to the sun in August? “You’re so ‘august’-ful!”
98. Why did the scarecrow win an award in August? Because it was “August” -ing!
99. What did the tomato say to the cucumber in August? “You’re ‘august’-tic!”
100. Why did the tomato refuse to play hide-and-seek in August? It didn’t want to be “August”-tractable!
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your August!
Final thoughts about August Jokes
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