50 Funny Beaver Jokes
Here are 50 Beaver Jokes and the Best Beaver Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Beaver Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Beaver and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Beaver Puns
Here are 50 Funny Beaver Jokes for you:
1. Why did the beaver blush? It saw the river’s dam!
2. What did the beaver say when it hit the wall? “Dam!”
3. How do beavers stay online? They use the inter-dam-net!
4. Why are beavers so good at math? Because they’re natural logarithm experts!
5. What did the beaver order at the fast-food restaurant? A dam burger!
6. Why did the beaver become a dentist? It wanted to work on its own “dam” teeth!
7. How do beavers send messages? By using the “dam” ail!
8. What do you call a beaver that can play the piano? A dam fine musician!
9. Why did the beaver become a weather forecaster? It was good at predicting “dam” rain!
10. What do you call a beaver who works at a construction site? A dam builder!
11. Why did the beaver miss its appointment? It got stuck in a traffic “dam”!
12. What did the beaver say to its friend? “Nice to “gnaw” you!”
13. Why are beavers so popular? Because they always know how to “dampness” a crowd!
14. How do beavers stay in shape? They do dam workouts!
15. What’s a beaver’s favorite kind of game? Dam-scramble!
16. What’s a beaver’s favorite subject in school? Woodshop, of course!
17. How do beavers listen to music? Through their “dam” ears!
18. Why did the beaver become a detective? It wanted to solve “dam” mysteries!
19. What’s a beaver’s favorite instrument? The “dam” drum!
20. What did one beaver say to another after a delicious meal? “That was dam-tasty!”
21. How did the beaver feel after finishing a challenging puzzle? Dam proud!
22. Why do beavers always win at poker? They have great “dam” bluffs!
23. What do you get when you cross a beaver with a kangaroo? A dam jumper!
24. Why did the beaver start its own business? It wanted to be the “dam” boss!
25. How do beavers greet each other? With a “dam” handshake, of course!
26. What’s a beaver’s favorite candy? Dam drops!
27. What do you call a beaver with no teeth? A gummy “dam”!
28. Why are beavers so artistic? They’re great at “dam” drawing!
29. How do beavers stay organized? With a “dam” planner!
30. What did the beaver say when it got caught stealing? “Dam it, I’ve been spotted!”
31. Why did the beaver go to space? To build a “dam” on the moon!
32. What’s a beaver’s favorite type of music? Rock and ” dam” roll!
33. How do beavers keep their clothes clean? They use “dam” detergent!
34. What’s a beaver’s favorite board game? ” polypoly!
35. Why did the beaver go to art school? It wanted to be a “dam” painter!
36. What’s a beaver’s favorite dance move? The “dam” shuffle!
37. How do beavers travel long distances? They use the “track!
38. What do you call a beaver with a degree in engineering? A “dam” smart beaver!
39. Why did the beaver become a musician? It knew how to play the “dam” bass!
40. What do beavers use to navigate underwater? The “dam” GPS!
Best Beaver Jokes
Here are some Best Beaver Jokes.
41. Why did the beaver start a band? It wanted to play some “dam” good music!
42. What’s a beaver’s favorite exercise? The “dam” squat!
43. Why did the beaver always bring a pencil to the forest? In case it needed to “dam” the trees!
44. What do you get when you cross a beaver with a pirate? Captain “Dam” Beard!
45. How do beavers express affection? They give “dam” hugs!
46. What did the beaver say when it found a tasty tree? “Dam, that looks good!”
47. Why was the beaver so good at football? It knew how to “dam” the opponents!
48. What’s a beaver’s favorite movie genre? “Dam” comedies!
49. How do beavers celebrate holidays? With “dam” good cheer!
50. What did one beaver say to another while shopping? “Let’s build a “dam” cart!”
Final thoughts about Beaver Jokes
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