50 Funny Hockey Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Hockey Jokes and the Best Hockey Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top collection of Hockey Dad Jokes; find your favorite Jokes about Hockey, then share them with your friends and family members.
Hockey Puns
Here are some of our Favorite Dad Jokes about Hockey.
1. Why did the hockey player go to therapy? He had too many issues on the ice.
2. Why did the scarecrow become a hockey player? He was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call a snowman playing hockey? An icebreaker.
4. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? He wanted to tie up the score.
5. Why don’t hockey players ever do well in school? They always get checked in math!
6. What did the goalie do when he lost his job? He threw in the towel.
7. How do hockey players stay cool during a game? They use their fans.
8. Why do hockey players make terrible criminals? Because they always get caught in the net.
9. What do you call a hockey player who doesn’t take a shower? A stinker on ice.
10. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his goalie some change.
11. What’s a hockey player’s favorite candy? Ice Breakers.
12. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to go to the next level.
13. Why did the puck go to therapy? It had too many issues with its self-esteem.
14. What do you call a penguin playing hockey? An ice bird.
15. Why do hockey players like waffles? Because they’re great at icing.
16. Why don’t hockey players make good comedians? Because they always trip on the punchline.
17. What did the hockey player say to the puck? “I’m glad we’re on the same team. We click!”
18. How do hockey players stay warm during a game? They play close to the boards, they’re always a little chilly.
19. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? He wanted to tie the score.
20. What do you call a hockey player who can’t stop talking? A “chatterbox.”
21. Why did the hockey player get in trouble at school? He was high-sticking in class.
22. Why don’t hockey players ever trust the ice? Because it’s always a little slippery.
23. What’s a hockey player’s favorite meal? A slapshot.
24. Why did the referee go to therapy? He had too many issues with making tough calls.
25. What do you call a player who wins a lot of faceoffs? A “draw-ling” player.
26. Why do hockey players always do well in school? They have great “ice”-Qs.
27. Why was the hockey player a great musician? He had a perfect “puck”-to the rhythm.
28. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop (because of the hip-checks!)
29. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his team some good “cents” of direction.
30. What’s a hockey player’s favorite vegetable? Iceberg lettuce.
31. Why did the player bring string to the game? He wanted to tie up the competition.
32. Why was the goalie a great musician? He had impeccable “net” timing.
33. What’s a hockey player’s favorite dessert? Ice cream, of course!
34. Why don’t hockey players ever do well in poker? Because they can’t stop raising the stakes.
35. Why was the hockey player a great comedian? He had impeccable “puck”-lines.
36. What’s a hockey player’s favorite subject? History, because it’s all about “back”-checking.
37. Why did the coach go to the bank with the team? To check their balance!
38. What’s a hockey player’s favorite dance? The “ice”-breaker shuffle.
39. Why did the player bring a ladder to the game? To take his skills to the next level.
40. What’s a hockey player’s favorite place to read? The penalty box, it’s the quietest spot.
Best Hockey Jokes
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41. Why did the hockey player bring a shovel to the game? To dig himself out of a hole.
42. What’s a hockey player’s favorite dessert topping? “Slap”-berry sauce.
43. Why don’t hockey players ever get locked out? They always have a key player.
44. Why did the coach bring a ladder to the game? He heard the competition was going to be tough to “climb” over.
45. What’s a hockey player’s favorite board game? “Check”-ers, of course.
46. Why did the player bring a map to the game? In case he needed to find his way to the “net”-work.
47. What’s a hockey player’s favorite fruit? Puck-aya.
48. Why did the hockey player always carry a pencil? In case he had to “draw” up a play.
49. What’s a hockey player’s favorite type of bread? “Puck”-nickel.
50. Why did the coach bring a backpack to the game? In case he had to carry the team!
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